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OF COURSE BERS WANT TO KEEP THE STRAIT CLOSED THEY ARE 🌈🐻!!!

BE FEARFUL WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL

CALLS ARE FREE MONEY. THANK YOU MMS

NO WAY YOU GUYS ARE FALLING FOR THIS BULL TRAP AGAIN LOL! Go try buying the 8th Dip within the last 6 months

MY $MU CALLS ARE SAVED TY MMs

Your PUTS ARE TOAST btw 😁

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#YOU ARE IN THE MATRIX

PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE KOREA MARKET BUT THE WHOLE MARKET IS LITERALLY JUST SAMSUNG LMAO

KOREA MARKET DROPPED 7% YESTERDAY AND 10% TODAY SO FAR AND ARE STILL UP 23% YTD WHILE WE'RE HERE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES TRYING TO BREAK EVEN LMAO

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QUICK WHAT ARE WE BUYING

IF YOU ARE SMART YOU WILL GO 100% CASH EVERY DAY.

# IF THIS CONTINUES, # HYSAs ARE GOING TO OUTPERFORM SPY LMAO # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

Oh fuck you're gonna make me BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL

MY PUTS ARE FUCKED X2

**Bers** the kind of regards that see **EU dumping almost 10%** in 2days and think we're the same **WE ARE NOT THE SAME** AMERICA IS ~~RIGGED~~ SO MUCH BETTER! SO MUCH **WINNING!**

If you're not scooping up $PLTR shares/calls...wtf ARE YOU DOING?!!!

THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY

BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL. -barren Wuffet

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING VIX 40c WITH EXPIRATION MARCH 18 FOR $100 ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED LMAO

SPY 672… AMERICANS, WHAT ARE TOU DOING?!?!

🚨Breaking: YOU ARE GHEY

# THE CURTAINS ARE ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL WHY ARE WE RED TBH

THEY ARE EATING THE WISE

THE DOW…. THE DOW IS BELOW 50,000. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE IN A BEAR MARKET. We are

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Well at least gas prices are down.. oh wait Never mind, at least I paid less taxes.. oh wait At least mortgage rates are at record lows.. oh wait At least inflation is down.. oh wait At least people have jobs.. oh wait At least we aren’t at war in the Middle East.. oh wait But people ARE being brutalized so thumbs up from me

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I need everybody to channel their inner green candle and sing "WE ARE GREEN CANDLEEEEE WE CARRY THE COPIUM, WE FIGHT THE BEARS....."

My cat died 3 weeks ago. My relationship breaks down. I'm depressed. I come back from therapy and rehab. And there is a fucking War??? STOCKS ARE RED? WHAT THE FK?

FTMIB, italian market, -4,62%, THEY ARE GOING MEDIEVAL ON MY ASS TODAY

ARE WE WINNING YET?!

IF YOU DID NOT GET TO BUY THE LAST SALE THEY ARE HAVING ANOTHER FLASH SALE. TIMES LIMITED 🤘

Too bad melons robots are not ready to be the boots on the ground? Or ARE they? Hmmm

wen taco gonna go after Antifa! tHEY ARE THE REAL ENEMY AND WILL GET US OVER SPY 700 ONCE ELIMIATED

LMAO THESE FUTES ARE MOVING

When is WSB going to return to its prime? Where the fuck are the positions and the DD and the loss porn. How have we become so weak. WHERE ARE THE FDs?

YOU THINK BALLROOMS ARE MADE FROM MISSILES?! bro you unamerican monster. hes gonna pay it back sheesh relax.

VIX PUTS ARE FREE MONEY

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ALIENS ON EARTH ARE PRICED IN

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0.00 change lmao ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

SPY drops $3 and recovers $1 Bols: THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF HAHAHA

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! Up 87% to down 57% in minutes?!?! What in the actual fuxk. Im so done with this horse shit

BERS ARE RETARDED UGLY LOSERS. REST IN PISS

WE ARE ALL JEWS HERE

TALKING ABOUT NEW CURTAINS WHILE SERVICE MEMBERS DIED ARE YOU INSANE?! HAHAHAHA