ARE

AMY YOU ARE NOT PUMPING THE STOCK WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MALFUNCTION

🥭: GREAT MEETING WITH XI. BIG BEAUTIFUL TRADE DEAL COMING! CHINA WILL BUY OUR CHIPS AND WE ARE OPEN TO DISCUSSING SALSA COMING SOON

Nothing burger earnings, PUTS AND CALLS ARE FUK, WSB IS FUK, LMAOOOO

>🥭: I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE WE ARE TRADING 'TOO LATE' POWELL AND HIS MONEYPRINTER TO CHINA IN RETURN FOR SOYBEAN PURCHASES

WHY ARE U SELLING

"YOU PORS ARE ON YOUR OWN" ~ Jpow Oct 2025

THE QUESTIONS ARE LONGER THAN THE ACTUAL PRESS CONFERENCE WTF 🤌🤌

WE ARE DRIVING IN FOG

JUST RENAME S&P 500 to S&P 10 SINCE THE 490 OTHER STOCKS ARE GOING TO BE BLOOD RED ANYWAY

AWS AND AZURE ARE DOWN. Bring down this house of cards

MY TIMBERS ARE SHIVERING!!!!!!

>JPOW: AFTER A SURPRISE DISCUSSION WITH MASKED MEMBERS OF THE PRESIDENTS TEAM I WOULD LIKE TO RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENTS REGARDING THE VALUATIONS OF ASSETS AND EQUITIES. IF ANYTHING, THEY ARE EXTREMELY UNDERVALUED AND YOU SHOULD BUY THEM IMMEDIATELY 

ARE YOU READY TO FUCK

WHY ARE 0DTE CALLS ON SPY SO EXPENSIVE

WHY DO PEOPLE REPLY TO COMMENTS ON THE DAILY THREAD I DON’T EVEN READ THE REPLIES TO MY OWN COMMENTS YOU ARE SCREAMING INTO THE VOID

HALF OF YOU SHOULD BE BANNED THE OTHER HALF SHOULD BE INSTITUTIONALIZED IF YOU’RE WONDERING WHICH ONE YOU ARE, YOU SHOULD BE BANNED

DOES RED EVEN EXIST ANYMORE 6 MONTHS AGO WE WERE SCREAMING GREAT DEPRESSION 2.0 NOW THE ONLY THING DEPRESSED ARE MY NUTS IN BER MOUTH THIS IS YOUR RECESSION INDICATOR

Normies ARE in the market...the MM's are still under positioned from earlier in the year

##BEARS ARE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS

I AM. I OWN NVDA, HE DOESN'T. MY RETURNS ARE WAY HIGHER. I AM BETTER THAN THAT OLD CUCK.

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Puts on ARE and VRSN

##MODS ARE GAY

##MY BALLS ARE TINGLING

OOO WE ARE ALIVE AND WELL.!!.😈😈 DADDY POW POW KILLS THE MARKET TOMORROW AND BULL GO EXTINCT..🥳🥳🥳

Buy more ARE if it drops more!

#US ECONOMY GOOD AS FUCK HOUSES IMO ARE CHEAP AS FUCK

>CNN: VISA ANNOUNCES PLTR AI POWERED COLLECTIONS ROBOTS TO INCREASE REVENUE CAPTURE FROM CONSUMERS WHO ARE INCREASINGLY MISSING PAYMENTS

#IF YOU ARE NOT MAKING MONEY IN THIS MARKET, SURRENDER IT TO THE NEAREST BULL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

#BREAKING: 🌈🐻s AND 🤡s ANNOUNCE HISTORIC PARTNERSHIP. NO MONEY IS INVOLVED SINCE THEY ARE ALL BROKE. IT'S MAINLY SYMBOLIC. losers💚

#BREAKING: 🌈🐻s AND 🤡s ANNOUNCE HISTORIC PARTNERSHIP. NO MONEY IS INVOLVED SINCE THEY ARE ALL BROKE. IT'S MAINLY SYMBOLIC.

NVDA puts $1b into NOK GOVT buys into INTC THE EARLY AUGHTS ARE BACK! TECHNOLOGY IS CYCLICAL! ALL-IN BB NOW! \-The Beeper King of Chicago

IF YOU ARENT MAKING MONEY IN THIS BEAR MARKET YOU ARE AN IDIOT!..!🤣🤣🤣🤣

>CNN: PRISON OFFICIALS ARE CURRENTLY SEARCHING FOR LUIGI WHO WAS NOT PRESENT DURING THE MORNING COUNT

poor $ARE. absolutely brutalized

>CNN: MSFT SHARES CLIMB AFTER REPORT SAYS THEY WILL BEAT BIGLY ON LAYOFFS PER SHARE METRIC. WALL STREET ANALYSTS ARE INCREASINGLY FOCUSED ON LAYOFFS PER SHARE AS A SIGN OF THE HEALTH OF COMPANIES INTERNAL AI EFFORTS. 

# GOLD EASILY DOWN 4% FOR EOD. IMAGINE PAYING SO MUCH PRECIOUS USD FOR A WORTHLESS SHINY ROCK. GOSH SOME PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID.

# COMPLETE GOLD MELTDOWN. IF YOU ARE STILL HOLDING, YOU ARE DELUSIONAL. SELL ASAP

ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING YET BULLS?

#RETARDS HERE ARE TELLING US THE BORROWING % OF PENNY STOCKS AND YOU AREN’T BEARISH?

#THERE ARE A LOT OF NEGATIVE CUNTS IN HERE TONIGHT. FUCK OFF, BEARS. DON'T SHOW UP TO THE MARKET TOMORROW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

#OKAY 🥭 WE ARE READY FOR A TWEET.

#MOST OF YOU ARE LEVERAGED TO THE TITS ON CALLS & HORRIBLE AT HIDING IT.

#LAYOFFS ARE GOOD FOR MAG7 STOCKS, THEY’RE STILL BLOATED WITH TOO MANY SIX FIGURE INCOMES DOING NOTHING BESIDES EATING FREE FOOD AND COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR JOBS LMAO 🇺🇸🤌

Thursday is going to be legendary. We get the results of 🥭 and Xi, and 3 out of the Mag 7 earnings. Oh, that's a day after the feds rate decision. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

BYND BAGHOLDERS ARE FUCKED HAHAHA

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE ARE PUMPING LOUD. NOISES!!

MY FUCKING CALLS ARE 0.75 AWAY FROM ITM PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE MANGO SAY SOMETHING RETARDED

WE ARE GOING VERTICAL

>THE U.S. GOVERNMENT AND PRIVATE FINANCIERS ARE POURING MONEY INTO CRITICAL MINERALS, BELIEVING CHINA WILL NEVER BE A RELIABLE SUPPLIER AGAIN: WSJ No deal. 155% China tariffs. Book it. ✅️