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#HOLY SHIT ALL MY POSITIONS ARE ACTUALLY GREEN FOR ONCE

WHERE ARE ALL THE BERS THAT SAID CALLS AT OPEN WAS REGARDED 🤡🤡 easiest 0DTE win

WHAT ARE WE BUYING

GAY BEARS ARE FUK

WHAT ARE METALS DOING

FROM MY EXPERT CALCULATIONS IT SEEMS THAT WE ARE ALL FAKT.

ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO SEE -3% DAY ON QS , IT WAS ABOUT TIME TBH

0 DTES ARE NOT A WINNING PLAY. ALL OF THE ACTION IS IN PRE MARKET. DON’T DO IT!!!!!!

ARE WE GONNA MAKE SHITLOADS OF MONIEZ TODAY BOIS?

#**LMAO SPACE BAGHOLDERS OUT IN FULL FORCE “PLEASE PLEASE THESE ARE DEFENSE STOCKS, RIGHT???” 🤡🤌**

Bols yesterday: "it's going to pump" "priced in" "it'll end flat" "btc is pumping" WHERE ARE YOU CLOWNS

Why is everyone suddenly forgetting the fact that FUTES ARE FAKE

I am so happy to have taco, **WE ARE WINNING SO MUCH**, no stupid wars started, NOBEL PRIZE **imagine if the market was flat, tech deep red and we started a new war/make tariffs threat every month** EDIT: oh, and also no inflation and a STRONG job market

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FUTES ARE STORED IN THE BALLS, THEY AIN'T FOR AVERAGE POORS

BREAKING NEWS: THERE ARE MEN WITH VITAMIN D DEFICIENCY AND HIGH ESTROGEN DUMPING STONKS

THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY ARE YOU IGNORANT

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT GUYS IT IS WITH HEAVY HEART THAT I MUST ANNOUNCE THAT DUE TO CURRENT WORLD CURRENT EVENTS I CAN NO LONGER SHITPOST FRIVILOUSLY. WE ARE IN A TIMEOF WAR AND WE MUST SHOW STRENGTH AND POWER NOT MEMES AND JOKES. TAKE CARE AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT YOU STILL CANT USE MY CATCHPHRASES OR GIVE CASHFLOW UPDATES ONLY IM ALLOWED

SELL EVERYTHING NOW, THE FUTURES ARE MELTING, YOUR PORTFOLIO IS AS GOOD AS ASH, AND THERE IS NO ESCAPE. ⸻ If you want, I can throw together 3–5 alternate one-sentence versions with slightly different flavors of panic so you can pick the one that hits hardest. Do you want me to do that?

SELL EVERYTHING NOW, THE FUTURES ARE MELTING, YOUR PORTFOLIO IS AS GOOD AS ASH, AND THERE IS NO ESCAPE. ⸻ If you want, I can throw together 3–5 alternate one-sentence versions with slightly different flavors of panic so you can pick the one that hits hardest. Do you want me to do that?

CASHFLOW > u/OSRSkarma. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT

ARE YA WINNING, MURICANS?

> 🚨 TRUMP TO NBC NEWS ON REPORTS IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER IS DEAD: "WE FEEL THAT THAT IS A CORRECT STORY” > 🚨 TRUMP TO NBC NEWS : "THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS, MOST OF THEM ARE GONE”

> 🚨 NETANYAHU: THERE ARE MANY SIGNS THAT KHAMENEI IS NO LONGER ALIVE

THEY REALLY CALLED IT OPERATION EP***** FURY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

> *IRAN'S ARAGHCHI SAYS SUPREME LEADER ALIVE 'AS FAR AS I KNOW' > IRANIAN FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS WE ARE INTERESTED IN DE-ESCALATION

# WE ARE SO FUCKING COOKED

WHERE ARE ALL THE TACO NERDS LMAO GET REKT MONDAY BEARS ! STAND UP

WAIT ARE WE FINALLY GETTING A CLIFFORD DAY?

WE ARE FINALLY BOMBING IRAN TONIGHT!

#YALL DOUBT MY TLT PLAY. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? 👁️👄👁️

HAD 600k IN NBIS OPTIONS THAT ARE NOW WORTH....262K. EXPIRATION APRIL STRIKE 95 100 110. LOST 10K YESTERDAY AND THOUGHT THAT DAY WAS FAKT...WELL YOU NEVER KNOW AT LEAST IM KEEPING MY SENSE OF HUMOR AND MY SANITY LMFAO

WE ARE SO BACK after a 0.01% pump

WE ALL WINNING WE ARE THE CHAMPIONNNNN

ARE YOU WINNING, SON?

ARE WE ROBOTAXI YET?

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Average day on WSB now: AHHHH SPY WENT DOWN 0.8% WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE ??????

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE TEH REASON WHY MY MSFT CALLS WILL CONTINUE TO BLEED.

LOLW MARKET MANIPULATORS ARE OUT

BERS ARE COMING

WE ARE IN A BEAR MARKET HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE IN A BEAR MARKET?

##WHY ARE THEY SO JEALOUS OF OUR FREEDOM??

RATE HIKES ARE SO BACK BABY