ARE

THOSE PUTS YOU JUST BOUGHT ARE ALREADY DOWN THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

ARE YOU READY MOTHERFUCKERS

MICROS ARE NO LONGER SOFT

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SERIOUSLY. DEATH SERIOUS. IF ANY OF YOU BOUGHT PUTS TODAY YOU ARE THE MOST MENTALLY RETARDED PERSON I HAVE EVER MET AND MUST TRULY HATE MONEY HOLY SHIT

**WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BERS ?!? LMAOO**

https://bsky.app/profile/crampell.bsky.social/post/3mfnbovi73c2j US market is up..... rest of the worlds markets ARE WAY WAY UP

PLEASE STAND IF YOU ARE BALLS DEEP INTO CALLS sick, sick people

I'm holding up a "BERS ARE CLOWNS" sign outside of the NYSE today. People need to know.

YOU GUYS ARE SO NAIVE, TANK AT OPEN IS SO OBVIOUS LIKE ITS NOT THE FIRST TIME

Are ARE AREEEEEEEEEE

LOOKS LIKE BERS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

ARE WE BOMBING IRAN TONIGHT

LITERALLY 100% CHANCE NVDA EARNINGS ARE HUGE HIT AND PUMPS SPY TO $700! Never been more sure of anything! No scenario NVDA tanks on earnings

NOW FOR MY NEXT TRICK I WILL GRANT A PURPLE HEART TO ALL UNH BAGHOLDERS BECAUSE YOURE ABOUT TO LOSE YOUR ASS TOMORROW MORNING.  BIGLY MISTAKE INVESTING IN UNH YOU ARE SICK PEOPLE. 

THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY

THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY LMAOOOOO

BRO WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

ARE YA WINNING SON

##🫲🏻ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!🫱🏻

WE ARE IN A SIMULATION

# ARE YOU WINNING, SON?

“MORE AMERICANS ARE WORKING TODAY THAN ANY TIME” PLEASE STOP FUCKING JOKING

WE ARE THE HOTTEST COUNTRY HE SAID IT BINGO

FUTES ARE FUTING. STAY TUNED IN FOR MORE LIVE MARKET COVERAGE AS WE TURN A BORING ASS SPEECH INTO A MUST-SEE PREDICTION MARKET REVENUE GENERATOR

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SHOW THEM WHO YOU REALLY ARE MSFT

#SUCKDICK BROS ARE #1 CUCKS.

BITCOIN MINING STOCKS ARE OBVIOUS ALONG WITH AMAZON AND HOOD THAT IS MY STATE IF THE 🅱️union

POTUS PUMP FREE OIL FROM IRAN NVDA INFINITE MONEY GLITCH EARNINGS BOLS ARE SO BACK BABY!!

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# WE ARE SO BACK WITH AMD BACK TO 2020... 🤡

ARE WE PUMPING YET?

ARE WE BOMBING IRAN TONIGHT

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ARE WE BOMBING IRAN TONIGHT

# Slopya! SAVE MICROSLOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

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Wait a minute… US COMPANIES ARE FOREIGN COUNTRIES!?!?! Oh my god…

https://preview.redd.it/tls4k9u1z9lg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac57db0f841515bf8e95e7a50b4a4ab2e05c645 # ARE YA WINNING SON?

WE ARE AT LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE….the entire past month.

BERS ARE GODS MOST RRTARDED CREATION

# WHY ARE WE GOING UP IN A RECESSION 🤡

#WE ARE INDEED GHEY BUT ITS LESS GHEY SINCE THEIR COCKS WILL BE CUT OFF

IF SLV DIPS IN THE FIRST 15 MINUTES. I DONT WANT ANY FUCKING FORTUNE TELLING BEAR THINKING THEY ARE DAVID COPPERFIELD. WE TALK IN 8 HOURS. LFG

TANK BY OPEN, ARE YOU NEW HERE????

ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND LMFAO

LMFAO ARE YOU FOR REAL.

THIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE BEARS ARE GETTING A REALITY CHECK. GET READY FOR NEW ATH MOTHERFUCKERS AAAAARGH.