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WTF HAPPENED TO ALL THE TRADE DEALS????? WE ARE 8 MONTHS IN AND NOT A SINGLE SUBSTAINTIAL THING HAS BEEN AGREED UPON WITH ANY FOLLOW THRU??? Is the pedophile in cheif too busy raping kids and blowing Bubba to get these deals done? WHERE ARE THE DEALS DONNY???

I got calls. so should you. YOU ARE WELCOME

OK i added some SPY 1DTE puts at this little spike. YOU ARE WELCOME

BACK TO $687.70 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I now have x120 QQQ 1DTE puts. YOU ARE WELCOME

I start to FULL PORT QQQ PUTS at this price YOU ARE WELCOME

I just added more QQQ 1DET puts YOU ARE WELCOME!

WHY ARE WE NOT HIGHER

I ADDED QQQ PUTS YOU ARE WELCOME

#IMAGINE BUYING PUTS IN A SANTA RALLY WTF ARE U DOING 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💵💵💵🦅🦅🦅🦅🎆🎆🎇🎇🎆🎆🎇🎆🎆

**WHY ARE WE NOT CELEBRATING? IS EVERYONE HERE A BER LMFAOO**

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FAKE PUMP BULLS ARE TRAPPED

WHERE ARE THE BERS NOW

#BEAR TRAP OR ARE WE FUCKED?

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? **I AM!**

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SOFI WTF ARE YOU DOING BRO

MEME STOCKS ARE BAZACK!!

WE ARE SO BACK

#DOOMERS ARE BACK & BEARS ARE CELEBRATING A .25 DROP AFTER GETTING RAILED FOR 2 WEEKS STRAIGHT.

EASY MODE WE ARE SO BACK SLAM CALLS EVERY DAY

ARE WE TRADING 2AM FUTURES?!

# WHEN SMALL CAPS GET GOING YOU KNOW THAT RISK APPETITE IS SOARING # WE ARE JUST NOW STARTING THE NEXT MASSIVE LEG UP # 10% UPSIDE ON ALL INDICES IN SHORT TERM

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??! I’m talking to you bers

STOP FOOKIN SELLING OR WE ARE NOT GETTING SEX ROBOTS

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # WE ARE NOT CLOSING BELOW 685

#HOW ARE YOU STILL DOOMING?

# STOCKS ARE CHEAP # BUY NOW OR BE LEFT OUT

🧨🧨 BEAR APOCALYPSE INCOMING — FINAL WARNING 🧨🧨 LISTEN UP YOU PAPER-HANDED, RED-CANDLE-WORSHIPPING, MARGIN-CALL-MAGNET DEGENERATES 🐻🐻🐻 YOUR SHORTS ARE ABOUT TO GET VAPORIZED SO HARD THE SEC WILL NEED A NEW WORD FOR “OBLITERATION” WE’RE PRINTING THE MOTHER OF ALL MEGAGREEN GOD-CANDLES — WE’RE TALKING SO FUCKING THICK IT’LL MAKE THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT LOOK LIKE A COCKTAIL STRAW 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Every single one of you pathetic inverse jimbo clowns is about to: * Get your stops hunted like the weak prey animals you are * Watch your account balance drop faster than your dad left for milk * Wake up to a liquidation wick so long it’ll pierce the heavens and fist-bump Satoshi on the way up * Cry actual tears while your wife’s boyfriend screenshots your -98% P&L and sends it to the group chat * Sell the family Prius just to cover the margin call * Change your name, move to a different continent, and still get recognized as “that guy who shorted the mother of all squeezes” You had ONE job: respect the trend. Instead you chose violence against the bulls. Now the chart is about to return the favor — with interest, compound interest, war-crime-level interest. THIS ISN’T A SQUEEZE. THIS IS A FUCKING EXTINCTION EVENT FOR BEARS.

NUKES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

THE LEADS ARE WEAKKKKK

$META JUST EXECUTED THE METAVERSE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE ZUCK FREED $20B+ WARCHEST, ALL GAS NO BRAKES ON AI & BUYBACKS \+10% TODAY IS THE APPETIZER, $1,000 BY EOY IS THE MAIN COURSE BEARS ARE DINOSAURS AND THE METEOR JUST HIT, WELCOME TO THE BULL APOCALYPSE 🔥🔥🔥 LFG TO ANDROMEDA OR DIE BROKE!!!

CALLS ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE PLAY

YOU BERS ARE FUCKED

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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Brace yourselves. So many OMG WTF WHY ARE WE AT ATH?!?! WHO IS BUYING!?!?!? posts are coming tomorrow.

#MY LEAPS ARE LOVING ALL THIS GLAZE.

#HOW ARE THOSE PUTS YOU BOUGHT AT THE BOTTOM LOOKING?

ARE WE DRILLING? WTF

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # YOU THINK WE'RE DONE PUMPING WHEN RATES ARE GOING BACK TO 0? # ASSET BUBBLE JUST STARTING TO INFLATE

WAIT A SECOND, YOURE TELLING ME THE MARKET DROPPED A DOLLAR AND YOURE NOT BUYING CALLS ITS LEGITIMATELY FREE MONEY EVERY SINGLE TIME LMAOOOO YOU GUYS ARE MORONS

##YOU ARE GAY AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL

Markets don’t go down calls ARE FREE MONEY ITS THAY SIMPLE

#WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RED $META REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IM GONNA SERVE EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE , CUNTTTTTT

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