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YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE SHIPS NOT MOVING THROUGH YOU DUMB BITCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

NETANYAHU: WE ARE READY TO WAR WITH IRAN AT ANY MOMENT damn give this guy the peace prize

Oh shit 💩 > IRAN'S MEHR NEWS AGENCY SAYS AIR DEFENSES ACTIVATED IN IRANIAN CITIES INCLUDING ISFAHAN AND KERMAN, EXPLOSIONS HEARD IN ISFAHAN1 LIKE REACTION. # > NETANYAHU: WE ARE READY TO WAR WITH IRAN AT ANY MOMENT

BREAKING: NOTHING HAS CHANGED AND YOU WE ARE ALL REGARDED

WHAT IF IRAN, PAKISTAN AND US OFFICALS BOUGHT CALLS AND ARE DUMPING IT ON YOU LMAOOOO

Bers in here having an orgasm on a 1 minute candle that's red. I've got some news for you: ITS OVER, YOU LOST, THE MARKETS ARE UP 3 PERCENT, YOU HAD YOUR MONTH OF CHAOS BUT NOW YOU LOSE. SO TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT, STFU AND GET INTO YOUR LITTLE CONTRARIAN JALOPIES AND LEAVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PRAISE BE ALLAH, MY CALLS ARE SAVED

JPM Desk: "We are moving back to tactically bullish. This ceasefire should trigger a Re-risking potentially similar to the post-Liberation Day pivot. Breaching 7,000 feels likely as euphoria returns to markets, and a positive earnings season is likely to help boost equities further." WE ARE SO BACK, LFG! 🚀🚀🚀

Holy shit ber ARE fucked.

THE 10 POINTS GIVEN BY CNN ARE FAKE *(I can't tell you the real ones though, or you'll make fun of me)*

BREAKING NEWS: A RANDOM IRANIAN FARMER HAS AGREED THAT THERE IS NO PRIVATE CREDIT CRISIS, EPSTEIN AND MANGO WERE NOT THE WORLDS MOST PROLIFIC PEDOPHILES TO EVER EXIST, THAT BUTTCORN IS ACTUALLY WORTH OVER 1M EA AND THAT SPY WILL HIT 700 TOMMORW! THEY ARE SURE OF IT!

#SO OVERNIGHT CALLS ARE 20 BAGGERS I GUESS

# TACO TUESDAYS ARE THE BEST DAYS

ONLY THING GETTING BOMBED TONIGHT ARE MY PUTS 😭😭😭☠️☠️

# LOOLLLLOOL BERS ARE RETARDED

WHAT DONT YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND THERES NO NEWS BECAUSE ALL THE RICH INSIDERS HAVE THE NEWS AND ARE FRONT RUNNING. Jesus with the constant “wtf is this nothing on my feed” it’s already decided behind closed doors and being traded with inside info.

HAHA BEARS ARE ABOUT TO BE EXTINCT 😹🫵

SPY PUTS ARE FUCKED

AYYY WE TACOED. GOOD SHIT. GREEN GREEN GREEN. STRONGEST NATION ON THE PLANET. SUCK MY BALLS AND LICK MY SHAFT. YOUR ENTIRE LIVES DEPEND ON WHAT OUR GERIATRICS ARE DOING IN THEIR FREE TIME

The comment section here be like, "HOLY SHIT! THE OIL IS CRASHING!!! IT WENT FROM $112 TO $110! WE ARE SO BACK." Like, dude... Get a grip.

MAKE A RUN FOR THE BORDER, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS, CRISPY TACOS ARE ON SALE 🌮

OH THE PAKISTAN DEAL IS REAL, AND WE ARE IN HEATED NEGOTIATIONS, JUST YOU WAIT, IT'S COMING SOON -George R. R. Martin

THE DORITOS ARE IN THE AIR🫴📐📐

DXY drop, 10Y yield KNIFE drop, closing EXCESSIVE rally. BERS ARE FUCKED

NUKES ARE LITERALLY BULLISH LMAO

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE ENDING UP GREEN TODAY?

HEY FRIEND HOW ARE YOU. IM SORRY BUT YOU ARE USING MY CATCHPHRASE. ITS PROPRIETARY YOU CANT USE IT PLEASE DELETE IMMEDIATELY

>SIRENS SOUNDED IN BAHRAIN - INTERIOR MINISTRY UAE SAYS AIR DEFENCE SYSTEMS ARE CURRENTLY RESPONDING TO A MISSILE THREAT Special TACO delivery!

15min after close: "IRAN WANTS TO EXTEND THE DEADLINE; THEY ARE PRATICALLY BEGGING FOR A DEAL. WE WILL MAKE THE DEAL THIS WEEK; I LOVE IRANIAN PEOPLE TOO MUCH TO BOMB THEM"

MARKETS ARE BACK UP YOU CRAZY BASTARDS ! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

**- today is gonna be fun** **- if he tacos it´s over, he lost the war, we gotta go, the regime will totally be emboldened and never again scared, we fucked** **- if he doesn´t taco we fucked too** **So, PUTS for tomorrow ARE THE OBVIOUS MOVE** **Therefore, CALLS IT IS**

https://preview.redd.it/tafe2r9hystg1.png?width=572&format=png&auto=webp&s=f098d9f9fc89fe83715b08f53a624d0ab7c17017 HOW ARE WE DEAL IF NO CONTACT ?

WSB RETARDED PEOPLE ON JUNE 27 1914: NO ONE IS GONNA KILL ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND LOL BERS ARE FUK

Lmao the TACO theory is spot on: > PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID THAT THE STRIKES ON IRAN THAT HE PROMISED WOULD BEGIN AT 8:00 P.M. TUESDAY ARE “HAPPENING,” BUT CAUTIONED THAT THINGS “COULD CHANGE.” - ABC NEWS

WERENT WE DOWN -1.5% ? WHAT HAPEPENED. WE ARE ABOUT TO NUKE IRAN. IS THIS THE BEST BEARS CAN DO??? LMFAO THEY NEED ANOTHER COVID

NUKES ARE BACK ON THE MENU

SOLD ALL MY PUTS NOW IT CAN PROPERLY TANK NOW YOU ARE ALL WELCOME FUK

We’ve seen this too many times. Trump goes ballistic and acts like he’s going to blow the whole world up just for him to taco last second. It’s so obvious. Load calls for when the “deal” or “ceasefire” happens. PUTS ARE WAY TOO OBVIOUS

FUK ALL MY 0DTE PUTS ARE 0.01 NOW, FUK IT FUK

🚨 STATE-RUN TEHRAN TIMES NEWSPAPER ON X: DIPLOMATIC AND INDIRECT CHANNELS OF TALKS WITH THE US ARE NOT CLOSED lol

> UNITED STATES AND ISRAEL ARE INTENSIFYING ATTACKS IN AN EFFORT TO FORCE IRAN TO OPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ AND REACH A CEASE-FIRE DEAL – NY TIMES Bruh

MY PUTS ARE PRINTING HAHAHA

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH, MY PUTS ARE SAVED

ARE WE DOING A RED LINE TUESDAY OR????

🚨 QATAR FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON: WE ARE CLOSE TO THE POINT WHERE THE SITUATION IN THE REGION COULD SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL

if you don’t see liquidity, you ARE the liquidity trade safe my friends

THERE ARE NO DEALS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

QATAR FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON: WE ARE CLOSE TO THE POINT WHERE THE SITUATION IN THE REGION COULD SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL Good for my poots bad for the world

BEARS ARE FUK

HIGH OIL PRICES ARE BULLISH NOW !