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# FREEZE! DON'T MOVE MSFT! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE! 🚔🚨👮‍♂️

MSFT YOU ARE SIMPLY DISGUSTING

THINGS ARE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!

WE ARE GOING TO FUCK UP IRAN!!! PASS THE COKE! Pete Hegseth on this morning's Signal chat

#HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE ARE GOING TO DRILL HARD TODAY

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This is another wait and see approach. Fed's wont cut rates causing hyper inflation. Keep rates and we go into a recession. WE ARE SO WINNING

these ARE the cooked numbers 💀

ARE WE WINNING YET

GDP NUMBER IS SURGING WE ARE ONE AND ONLY

MENTAL BREAKDOWN CANCELED WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

MY CELH CALLS ARE FEASTING

DATA CENTRES ARE CAUSING COVID LIKE 5G TOWERS

Imagine losing to us at hockey # 🫵 Canada, prepare to be absorbed as a country 🇺🇸🫡 THOSE ARE THE RULES.

#HOLY FUCK 5 FUCKING MONTHS SPY, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

ALIENS ARE REAL LETS FINALLY UNITE HUMANITY AGAINST OUR EXISTENTIAL THREAT AND DESTROY THEM

**ALL PUTS HENCEFORTH ARE DELCARED ILLEGAL AND TREASONOUS** - *KING OF SPY*

THEY ARE EXECUTING PEOPLE ON THE STREETS!!! RUN!!!

IS THATY WHY THE US MARKETS ARE DEAD THIS WEEK? FUCKEN CHINA ISNT HERE?

Are we about to crash?? WHY THE FUCK ARE SPY PUTS AT 30% IV???

CAN DASH ALREADY STOP ! WE BERS ARE ALREADY DED 🫩

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me trying to argue with Fidelity right now ... NO the call is not worthless, YOU ARE

STOCK MARKET AT ALL-TIME HIGH! HOW ARE YOUR 409K'S DOING? 70%, 80%, 90% up? Only 50% up! What are you doing wrong?

THEY ARE DESPERATELY HOLDING THIS UP AND LOSING. I’m telling you guys get out now or literally lose everything. Don’t be stupid.

WE BROKE THROUGH 687.5 THE BEARS ARE IN CONTROL NOW

blue hair fat chick's rights ARE human rights bigot!

DUMB BERS WE ARE AMERICAAAA SPY 700 this week

# ARE WE RICH YET?

FUTES ARE RIPPING

YES BOYS AMZN BUYING OVERNIGHT SESSION STOP CALLING ME A BAG HOLDER I JUST GOT IN 203 U HATERS ARE FAGS AND WILL WATCH A MEGA HULK CANDLE. I BOUGHT AT 28 P/E RATIO FUCK YEA

MSFT FAMILY!!! WE CAN DO IT!!! $410 EOD TOMORROW AND WE OPEN $400!! I KNOW THE TECHNICAL GRAPHS LOOK WEAK, I KNOW WE'VE BEEN ON A DOWNWARD TREND FOR A WHILE, BUT DO NOT FALTER.. FIGHT!! DO NOT GIVE UP, FOR THE JOURNEY UP HAS JUST BEGUN. LOAD UP ON SHARES, LOAD UP ON CALLS, TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN. THE GRAPH DOES NOT MATTER, WE CAN MOVE THE MARKETS IF WE MOVE TOGETHER. WE ARE A FAMILY.. A MICROSOFT FAMILY AND TOGETHER, WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN! #MSFTPROUD #MSFTTOGETHER

SHORTING AND PUTS ARE NOT THE SAME INTERCHANGEABLE LINGO FOR FUCKS SAKE

PELOSI! ARE YOU OKAY? CAN YOU CALL PANW ASK DEM TO DISCOUNT 120 FOR ME?

**Institutions today**: WE ARE SELLING TO WILLING BUYERS AT THE CURRENT FAIR MARKET PRICE.

THERE IS A VERY HIGH PROBABILITY, NEAR CERTAINTY OF IMMINENT MARKET CRASH OF -99% IN A SINGLE DAY. ALIENS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO DESTROY US. TOMORROW. THERE IS ALSO NEAR CERTAINTY THAT MONEY WON'T MATTER IF EVERYONE IS DEAD flat != boring

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ARE $6 A BOX, AND ITS ONE SLEEVE NOT TWO. GTFO

WE...ARE...PAMPING🫴🚀

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> BREAKING: METALS PRICES FALL AS TRADERS DIGEST NEWS THAT INGOTS ARE NON PRODUCTIVE INANIMATE OBJECTS

SELL ALL YOUR SHIT WE ARE FUCKED

FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC BUY WE ARE SO BACK

WHY ARE YOU REGARDS SELLING STOP

WHATS THE WORST THING I COULD SAY THINGS ARE BETTER IF I STAY SO LONG, AND GOODNIGHT IM FUK, MY PORT DIED

#PLEASE CONSIDER BUYING YOUR LOCAL LEARN TO CODE BRO A COFFEE. THEIR JAWS ARE SORE AND THEIR BOOTY BE PROLAPSED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

#MEN WHO SUCK CAWK ARE 97.4% less likely to experience poverty !!!!

25 minutes until I am suddenly MUCH MORE POOR BECAUSE HEDGIES ATTACK MY PORTFOLIO AT NIGHT LIKE THE COWARD RATS THEY ARE 💯🚀

FUTES ARE RIPPING

JUST IN: 40% chance Bitcoin hits $100K this year WE ARE BACK, FUCK BERS [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRAgSNTcyDw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRAgSNTcyDw)

Idk how people are worried about AI hyperscaler return on investment. **YOU** ARE THE RETURN ON INVESTMENT.