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CMON MSFT YOU ARE ABOUT TO END BELOW 400, SHOW THESE CLOWNS

THE ALGOS ARE WATCHING ME THERE ARE BUGS IN MY SKIN

THEY ARE ATTACKING AMERICA, FUK JEO BDIEN, SO MUCH WINNING NOW! RECORD FLAT MARKET, SO MANY FLAT DAYS, NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS, INFINITE THETA

JOBS AND HOT CPI INC RATE CUT BERS ARE SO BACK

RATE CUT BERS ARE BACK???? CPI FRIDAY!!!

BEARS ARE GONNA GET ANOTHER REALITY CHECK TODAY.

btc going to destroy all the bers, soon back to 90k. WE ARE BACK, ath is now

HAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU MSFT DROPPING LIKE I SAID WHERE ARE THE HATERS NOW?!?

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THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE

FUCK ME JOB NUMBERS BETTER THAN EXPECTED WE ARE BACK FK BEARS

GOD DAMN I HAVE TWO TODDLERS BUT THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND GIVE ME SO MUCH PEACE

BER ARE FUCKING COOKED

ARE WE PUMPING YET HUHUH

METALS ARE GONNA SHINE TODAY. COPX SLV GLD

WHY DO I HAVE A FEELING COPX SLV AND GLD ARE GONNA GO UP 10% TODAY.

>CREDIT CARD STRESS IS SURGING: 12.7% OF CREDIT CARD LOANS ARE NOW 90+ DAYS DELINQUENT, THE SECOND-HIGHEST LEVEL EVER, SURPASSED ONLY DURING THE AFTERMATH OF THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS EverythingsFine.gif

Lol for 4 months it was all “LOL THESE JOBS NUMBERS ARE COOKED HAHA STONKIES UP” and now everyone’s like “Well shit they’re gona release the fake numbers again and wipe everything out”. Nice.

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GUYS I BOUGHT PUTS ITS GOING TO PUMP TMR YOU ARE WELCOME

BABY ARE YOU DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN…YES I AM BABY…DOWN ON MY KNEES FOR THESE DOLLA BILLS 

# CHOOO CHOOOOOO # LOOK AT THOSE FUTURES ABSOLUTELY # SOARING # GOING TO BE +1% BEFORE ANY DATA DROPS SO IF IT'S BAD IT'S ONLY GOING TO GO BACK TO FLAT # WE ARE FULLY BACK IN BUY EVERY SINGLE DIP MARKET

1 hr ago:TRUMP- OUR EMPLOYMENT NUMBERS ARE REALLY GOOD So he’s seen Tomm morning numbers before they get released or are they cooking them?

WE ARE ON TRACK MY FELLOW BAGHOOLD REGARDERERS

you ARE the danger now

STOCK MARKET AT ALL-TIME HIGH! HOW ARE YOUR 409K'S DOING? 70%, 80%, 90% up? Only 50% up! What are you doing wrong?

I used State of the Art OpenAI Chat-GPT 5.3 Codex Extra High Reasoning effort model to vibe code a 0DTE $SPY options trader. It assured me that it can utilize the power of $1 trillion server compute to find true market edge and outperform all hedge funds in the world. It lost $10,000 in 3 days. #WE ARE IN THE AI BUBBLE

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!

###WHY TF ARE THE BRITISH PUTTING SO MANY REGULATIONS ON GOOG META AAPL AND THE LIKE GODDAM COMM*ES

CAN YOU HEAR ME SONIC? REGULAR ATTACKS ARE USELESS NOW. ATTACK IT USING TEAM BLAST!

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#ARE THE MARKETS GONNA BE GHEY OR REGARDED TODAY

# ARE YOU READY FOR THE SLIDEEEEEEEEEEEE

OMG MY CVS PUTS ARE PRINTING, FUCK YOU HEALTHCARE

NBIS EARNINGS COMING UP GET YOUR OPTIONS WHILE THEY ARE STILL CHEAP.

No it's not. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

TF ARE YOU SMOKING?

SHOULD I FULL PORT 0DTE SPY CALLS? GEMINI: "ABSOLUTELY NOT! THAT IS GAMBLING! YOU ARE TREADING ON DANGEROUS TERRITORY, THIS IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!" DEEPSEEK: "GO FOR IT MY NGGA BUY THE 700C"

FED'S MIRAN: WE ARE SEEING SOME SIGNS OF STRESS IN THE JOB MARKET Yeah no shit lol Calls

WHERE ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

GOLDMAN SACKS SAYS ALGOS ARE GOING TO FUCK YOU ALL THIS WEEK AND YOU STILL BOUGHT CALLS TODAY

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WE ARE SO BACK PEDO CANNIBALS CANT STOP US

Market, Metals, Everything: WE ARE GOING UP BABY!!! RDDT: Not me, think i'll just sit this one out, even after having stellar earnings....fuck your calls!

🫵🏽 YOU 🫵🏽 ARE NOW BAGHOLDING H1MS PUTS YOU BOUGHT FROM THE OPENING

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IF YOU THINK BEARS ARE FUCKED NOW WAIT TILL KEVIN WARSH LOWERS INTEREST RATES TO 1% 

MY META LEAPS ARE SAVED

BERS SIT THE FUCK DOWN ACTUAL STOCK UNDERSTANDERS ARE GAMBLING NOW