ARE

LONG NATURAL GAS. MY FEET ARE COLD

MOST OF THESE STOCKS ARE JUST PRICED LIKE A WEEK AGO HAHAH BEARS PUSHING THE PANIC.

ARE YOU WINNING SON?

MY PLTR CALLS ARE NUKED

**IF YOU HELD CALLS OVER THE WEEKEND** # YOU ARE FUCKED ^(im fucked)

Mendoza you ARE a Las Vegas raider

IT'S OVER BERS WON MURICA IS DONE CHINA HAS WON WE ARE SO DONE

WE NEED TO BUY OUT NORWAY TOO. SCANDINAVIAN CHICS ARE HOT

WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE 🤌

WHERE ARE MY HOOD BAGHOLDERS SHOW YOURSELF

SPITTING FACTS ON MARKET HERE GETS ME DOWNVOTED! YOU GUYS ARE DUMB AF 😑

BELIEVE IT OR NOT! ALL OUR CALLS ARE COOKED BY TOMORROW MORNING ! GO FULL REGARD ON BUYING PUTS ON EVERY TECH POSSIBLE ON OPEN !!! LETS BE GEHY BER TILL 🥭MAN STFU

WHAT IS IT YOU ARE SAYING???? YOU SOUND LIKE A WUSS. I JUST WANT MY CALL TO NOT EXPIRED WORTHLESS 😭😭😭

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IF YOU'RE SMART AND HAVE SPX PUTS YOU CAN SELL NOW. IF YOU'RE STUPID AND BROKE AND HAVE SPY PUTS YOU CAN WAIT TILL TUESDAY LIKE THE PEASENT YOU ARE.

OH NO WE ARE DOWN .75% ITS ALL OVER. Bers you are pathetic.

IF MARKETS ARE CLOSED THEN WHY IS FUTURES OPEN

"THATS ITS. WE ARE REALLY GONNA DO IT. WE ARE GOING TO ADD A 10% SALES TAX IF YOU DONT GIVE US THIS UNINHABITABLE ISLAND."

FUTURES ARE LIVE BABY A CASINO IS OPEN

My back of the napkin math is they likely will have TTM in June 2026 of $26. Using a lower PE ratio given their historical cyclicality of 20, potentially nets a $520 price in June of 2026. It's possible to see 25x PE on $26, for $650. Per the person below, calls ARE expensive, but I'm very much in a lot 9/18s of various strikes, 270, 320, 350 \[since December\]. They're the best way for me to capitalize on my narrative.

WE ARE APPROACHING THE GOONULARITY

There's a lot of "Black Tuesday" comments. Top isn't in. CALLS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOIS

FRANCE'S MACRON: NO INTIMIDATION NOR THREAT CAN INFLUENCE US NEITHER IN UKRAINE NOR IN GREENLAND FRANCE'S MACRON: TARIFFS ARE UNACCEPTABLE AND HAVE NO PLACE IN THIS CONTEXT FRANCE’S MACRON: EUROPEANS WILL RESPOND IN UNITED, COORDINATED MANNER IF TARIFFS ARE CONFIRMED

YOU SEE HOW THEY ARE TRYING TO STOP SPY700. IT'S INEVITABLE. ( took some Tylenol )

(TRADE) WARS ARE GOOD AND EASY TO WIN

🐻: FRIES ARE IN THE BAG CAPTAIN 🫡

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OPTIVER AND JANE STREET ARE TRYING TO PUSH SILVER DOWN TO AVOID PAYING OUT ON OPTIONS EXPIRY DAY TODAY. FUCK OPTIVER AND FUCK JANE STREET. BUY SILVER IN BULK AND SHUT THEM UP

ARE WE ACTUALLY INVADING GREENLAND WTF IN THE VINLAND SAGA

Starbucks, Lulu, Ulta, and Target spell out and ARE the SLUT ETF i coined!

ARE YOU READY FOR MORE?

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WHERE ARE MY HOOD BAGHOLDERS SHOW YOURSELF

WHY ARE PEOPLE GOING 40 ON THE FUCKIN FREEWAY WHEN ITS EMPTY??? STEP ON YOUR PIECE OF SHIT LEXUS, HOLY FUCK

WITH WHAT MONEY ARE THEY BUYING THOSE BONDS?!

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BULLS ARE FUCKED

#lmaooo ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

SILVER PUTS ARE PRINTING - ITS ALL I KNOWWWW BEEN ON AND OFF A GAY BEAR FOR A WHILE I KNOWWW

NY Fed: Desk plans to conduct approximately $15.4 bln in reinvestment purchases between Jan 15th - Feb 12th. NY Fed: Desk plans an additional approximately $40 bln in reserve management purchases over the noted monthly period. QE round 4? Who knows at this point WE ARE SO BACK 📈📈📈📈

TF ARE YALL BUYING TO BE DOWN SO BAD LOOOL

CALLS ARE GOING UP IN VALUE FOR WHAT REASON?

#WHY ARE YOU REGARDS STILL NOT BUYING GOLD HOLY FUCK YOU CAN TAKE A HORSE TO WATER...

# ARE YA WINNING SON???

I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN. YOUR SHIRTS ARE RED. - Betty, Kung Pow

Crack Crumble Collapse ^ YOU ARE HERE

WHY ARE YOU SO GAY?!

-2% and I'll suck everyone THESE ARE MY DEMANDS

YOU ARE FUCKED