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WE ARE JEROME POWELL WE CARRY THE FLAME!

MY RKLB CALLS ARE COOKED BUT MY SPY PUTS GONNA PRINT ME TENDIES

META PUTS ARE EASY MONEY FROM PAST 2 months

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SILVER SAYS YOU ARE FUCKED JPY CONFIRMS CUCKTARD

WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT SILVER/GOLD. THERE SHOULD BE A MINERAL STREET BETS. WHERE ARE MY $GOOG $PLTR $AMZN $MSFT $META PEOPLE AT!!!

Let me correct: Most of all are broke and ARE bitches. Flows better now.

WHY ARE THEY EVEN LISTED WTF IS THIS 1999? MAKE A GREAT INVESTMENT ALONGSIDE PETS.COM

WE ARE WINNING THE AI

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU FUCKING BUFFOON

U.S. OFFICIAL SAYS GREENLAND ACTION POSSIBLE WITHIN WEEKS OR MONTHS WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SPEAK ABOUT IRAN TONIGHT TRUMP, WHEN ASKED ABOUT HELP ON THE WAY TO IRAN, SAYS YOU ARE GOING TO FIND OUT TRUMP: GOOD IDEA IF AMERICANS EVACUATE FROM IRAN Loading puts

Mr. President, there has been a second peak. WE ARE GOING DOWN

BULLS ARE TRAPPED

BULLS ARE FUCKED

WE ARE JEROME POWELL WE CARRY THE LINE

NEVER SELL CALLS ON PRECIOUS METALS. THEY ARE HIGHLY REGARDED AND YOU WILL LOSE BIGLY. Ask me how I know

Markets just don’t go down they don’t let it pull back CALLS HERE ARE FREE MONEY

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GOOGL GENTS WE ARE SO BACK

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WE ARE RED 🔴

BERS AND FUTES ARE LIKE THE HOMELESS AND FENTANYL

YOUR SILVER PUTS ARE DEEP FUCKING FRIED

WE ARE JEROME POWELL WE CARRY THE LINE NOT TO A MAN BUT TO LAW AND TIME

I’m watching Air Bud again and honestly nobody ever explains how this was allowed to happen. A dog just walks onto a basketball court, plays in an organized game, and suddenly everyone agrees it’s legal because “no rule says a dog can’t play.” That’s not how rules work! THIS IS AMERICA! THERE ARE ALWAYS RULES! The refs don’t stop it, the league doesn’t step in, nobody asks basic questions. And the dog is suddenly incredible at basketball, better than kids who’ve trained for years? VERY UNREALISTIC. VERY SLOPPY. FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY, AIR BUD AND ALL INSTALLMENTS OF THEREOF, IS HEREBY BANNED IN THE UNITED STATES. THANK YOU. -PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

YOU NEED TO MOVE BRO OPTIONS ARE SO FUN LOOSING YOUR MONEY IN THE SPAN OF A FEW SECONDS IS AMAZING

ATHs ARE FAKE IF THE MAGS ARENT THERE WITH IT

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# WHERE ARE THE BEARS WHO DOWN-VOTED ME LAST NIGHT? SHOW YOURSELF

SPY $700 weekly calls only a dollar and all you need is a 1% move We basically had a 1% move on Friday # STOCKS AND OPTIONS ARE CHEAP

# I DIDN'T KNOW THIS NEEDED TO BE SAID BUT STOCKS AREN'T GOING TO GO DOWN WHEN THEY ARE THIS CHEAP

AMD WE ARE SO BACK

“Limit down day” “OMG WE ARE DOOMED” “SELL AT OPEN”

MY CALLS ARE FUK 😡

**JPOW, STOP WHINING. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SHUT THIS GOVERNMENT DOWN FOREVER!!! JUST FREEZE TREASURY ACCOUNT. DO IT!**

YOU DO NOT MOTHERFUKIN TOUCH J POW YOU HEAR ME!?!?!? OR WE BURN THIS WHOLE FKING ECONOMY MANGO. WE ARE YOUR FKIN OVERLORDS AND JPOW IS OUR JESUS 

# 🥭 WANTS TO LOWER THE RATE NO MATTER WHAT AND YOU ARE BEARISH?????

LISA! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART!

WE ARE JAROMEEE POWELLL WE CARRYY THE FLAMEEE WE’LL FIGHT FOR THE DOLLAR WE’LL HONOURRRR HIS NAMEEEEE

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FUCK BERS. THERE IS LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE REASON TO BE BEARISH. EVERYTHING IS GREAT. POORS DON'T MATTER - SPENDING IS SOLELY DONE BY THE RICH AND THEY ARE SPENDING LIKE CRAZY. INTEREST RATES GET CUT. EXTREME GDP GROWTH. VALUATION IS OKAY, NOT LOW BUT ALSO NOT REALLY THAT HIGH. QE COMING BACK. NEW FED CHAIR --> CUT RATES EVEN MORE. TLDR: EVERYONE IS RICH AND EVERYTHING IS FINE # EVERYTHING EXPLODING TO INFINITY. WE WILL HIT 1000 THIS YEAR IN SPY. YEAHHHHHH

FUCK BERS. THERE IS LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE REASON TO BE BEARISH. EVERYTHING IS GREAT. POORS DON'T MATTER - SPENDING IS SOLELY DONE BY THE RICH AND THEY ARE SPENDING LIKE CRAZY. INTEREST RATES GET CUT. EXTREME GDP GROWTH. VALUATION IS OKAY, NOT LOW BUT ALSO NOT REALLY THAT HIGH. QE COMING BACK. NEW FED CHAIR --> CUT RATES EVEN MORE. TLDR: EVERYONE IS RICH AND EVERYTHING IS FINE

ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR CHOICES YOU BOOTLICKING SHILL

WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS 🦅

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS, CALL HOLDERS, DIP BUYERS, CHASERS, AND FOMOERS ON YET ANOTHER MULTIPLE ALL TIME HIGH WEEK FOR SPY # IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE BULLISH THAN THIS # YOU DON'T GET THIS CLOSE TO $700 WITHOUT HITTING IT # CALLS ARE FREE MONEY

OH THERES NO CRASH? EXACTLY. BOTS IN HERE HAVE BEEN THETA PULLING NARRATIVE FOR MONTHS, AND YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR IT. STAY BROKE

SPY 694 going to seem DIRT CHEAP by next week # STOCKS ARE CHEAP

Im conditioned for the rug pull. WHERE IS IT. THINGS ARE TOO GOOD

IF YOU THINK THEY ARE GOING TO LET THE MARKET TANK, YOURE DRUNK

THANKS SCOTUS, MY PUTS ARE TOAST