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PEOPLE WITH THE NEW IPHONE ARE FINANCING A BURRITO IN 4 PAYMENTS. AAPL CALLS

These green candles ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

MY $PEW CALLS ARE PRINTINGGGGGG

UP ONLY WHOLE YEAR BESSENT AND ORANGE MAN ARE COOKING

53 mins ago-HASSETT: IF WE DON'T WIN IN SUPREME COURT ON TARIFFS, THERE ARE OTHER TOOLS WE CAN USE TO GET TO SAME PLACE

IF YOU DIDNT BUY PUTS YOU ARE COOKED

BULLS ARE FUCKED

> HASSETT: IF WE DON'T WIN IN SUPREME COURT ON TARIFFS, THERE ARE OTHER TOOLS WE CAN USE TO GET TO SAME PLACE

MY SLV CALLS AND CVX CALLS ARE PRINTING

JUST IN: NEW STUDY SUGGEST MOST GAY BERS ARE MEXICANS CONSPIRING AGAINST GREAT AMERICA 🇺🇸

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SMCI and SOFI THEY ARE GOING PLACES.

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YOU ARE GHEY.

My APLD CALLS ARE PRINTING

BULLS ARE TRAPPED

APLD WE ARE BACKKKKKK

**AVERAGE DAILY VOLUME FOR GOLD FUTURES ARE ~$11b. BCOM will be selling ~$7b over a one week period, after close today.** THIS WILL GET BOUGHT UP EASILY BY THE MARKET CONSIDERING CURRENT HEADWINDS. **THIS IS JUST YET ANOTHER NARRATIVE TO GET YOU TO SELL GOLD.** *Silver is a different story and will likely face more volatility and downwards pressure in the short term.* Thank you for attending my Ted talk.

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APLD: Bragging non-stop about drawing on their revolving like its a good thing. COGS +344% SGA + 119% Interest +292% PROFITS????????????????????????? WHERE ARE YOU???????

WELL MY SPY ~~CALLS~~ PUTS ARE COOKED AT OPEN

GOOGL GANG WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK

>U.S. SECRETARY OF STATE RUBIO SAYS WE ARE IN MIDST OF EXECUTING DEAL TO TAKE 30-50 MLN BARRELS OF OIL Equivalent to 3 days of US oil production.

WHITE HOUSE: WILL NOT RULE OUT TAKING GREENLAND BY MILITARY FORCE , ALL OPTIONS ARE ON THE TABLE

AND WAHLAH UR MSTR CALLS ARE NOW HALVED

HOOD WTF ARE YOU DOING

INTC UP SPY DOWN THESE ARE MY DEMANDS

APPLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING GIVE ME A GREEN DAY I DONT HAVE A GREEEEEENNNN RREEEEEEE

HELLO SIR, HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING? CONGRATULATIONS 🎉, YOU ARE NOW PART OF THE CONVERSATION

BULLS ARE FUCKED

BULLS ARE TRAPPED

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VENEZUELA CUBA GREENLAND NIGERIA MEXICO YOU ARE NOW AMERICAN CITIZENS 🦅🇺🇲 DO NOT RESIST THE FREEDOM

MY SNDK CALLS ARE PRINTING !!!!

VENEZUELA CUBA GREENLAND NIGERIA MEXICO YOU ARE NOW AMERICAN CITIZENS

TRUMP AND HIS TEAM ARE DISCUSSING OPTIONS TO ACQUIRE GREENLAND, WITH MILITARY USE REMAINING AN OPTION, WHITE HOUSE SAYS

"WHY ARE YOU 🌈? SHOULD I CALL YOU MSTR?"

NEW ATH AND YOU ARE SAD! THATS THE HORRIBLE LIFE OF A BER! CAPITULATE AND MAKE MONEY NOW!

MARKETS JUST DONT PULL BACK AND GO DOWN LMAO CALLS ARE FREE MONEY

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BERS ARE GOING NUTS ON SOFI ! HAVE SOME MERCY ON THIS LIL STOCK 😵‍💫

QQQ WHY ARE YOU GOING DOWN CAN’T YOU GIVE US 623 FOR ONCE WTF??

NETFLIX ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

APPLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING I NEED A GREEN DAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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My port pumped 0.3%.. WHATS GOING ON? ARE WE MOOONING TODAY? BERS ARE FK

I know they don’t sound like it but anytime I think of the Winklevoss twins I imagine they speak like the German guys from Beerfest. *”VE ARE ZE VINKLEVOSS TVINS! YOU HAF SHTOLEN EIN FACEBOOK!”*