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WE ARE IN AN AGE OF GLORY 🫴

"WHY ARE YOU 🌈? SHOULD I CALL YOU MSTR?"

COME ON TSLA BE THE WEIRD CLOWN I KNOW YOU ARE

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"WHY ARE YOU 🌈? SHOULD I CALL YOU MSTR?"

MY SOFI BAGS ARE BEING LIFTED

HAVE YOU EDGE LORDS WHO KEPT SAYING “ARE WE WINNING” AND “TACO” DOING OK? HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU?!?!?!?!

BRO MARKET IS RIGGED PUTS ARE GETTING IV CRUSHED WHILE FUCKING DROPPING HOW

ODTE PUTS ARE FREE MONEY, EVERY RIP IS BEING SOLD OFF

ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLEEEE

#SO GLAD THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS ARE OVER. NOW WE CAN HAVE OUR NORMAL 5 TRADING DAYS IN A WEEK LMAO 🤣 🤌

NVDA BERS ARE FOKD

BULLS ARE FUCKED LOL

BULLS ARE FUCKED LOL

LOOK HOW FUCKED YOUR PUTS ARE

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#When global governments are buying, you know CME ARE COOKED

#IN 2025, I ALWAYS SAID SEX ROBOTS ARE +10 YEARS AWAY #NOW THAT WE'RE IN 2026 I'M EXCITED TO SAY SEX ROBOTS ARE NOW +9 YEARS AWAY #THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Man we just took over a South American country so a few American big businesses could profit off their natural resources? BANANA REPUBLICS ARE BACK BABY

WE ARE GOING TO RUN THE COUNTRY RIGHT

“WE ARE GOING TO RUN THE COUNTRY” *Installs Kash patel as leader there*

WHERE ARE THE PICS OF MADURO WHEN OSAMA WENT DOWN WE GOT THE CHEETOH BAGS AND EVERYTHING

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE BEING LIBERATED. PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM

#BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN SIT DOWN BULS

CONGRATULATIONS VENEZUELA YOU ARE NOW THE 51ST STATE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

THEY ARE LITERALLY TRYING TO SHAKE YOU OUT OF GOLD BEFORE WE GO TO WAR WITH IRAN AND VENEZUELA 🤡

Holy shit these PUTS ARE PRINTING

WHY DID MY SCHWAB APP JUST FLASH A $150K LOSS. ALL I HOLD ARE ETFS

IF YOU BOUGHT CALLS AT OPEN YOU ARE COOKED *^(im cooked)*

At the Open: WE ARE SO BACK 1 Hour Later: WHAT IS GOING ON

BULLS ARE FUCKED

WE ARE RICH AF

BEARS ARE SO FUKT LOL 🤌

HAMMER OF THE GODS ⚡️ WE ARE GREEN

DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU ARE YES

INDIANA GOING TO CHOKE JUST LIKE OHIO STATE DID BECAUSE THEY ARE AN ASS TEAM WITH NO STRENGTH OF SCHEDULE CONFERENCE IS A JOKE, LMAO 👌

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ARE YOU NOT LIBERATED?

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? DO IT!

My friends, yall discovering ONDS finally? DRONE WARS ARE COMING ! Amazon will partner with ONDS so that they can shoot people who steal packages from doorsteps. I read a secret document that said they were just trying to finalise the deal but couldn't decide if they should arm the delivery drones with a 30cal machine gun or 40mm grenade launchers.

MY SLV PUTS ARE PRINTINGGGG

We must all remain aware, air strike coordinates ARE NOT classified.

When it comes to silver the CME changed the rules for the 3rd time this month. THEY ARE DESPERATE! Silver going to run 2026 and it looks like they trying to stop it.

#A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING CASHFLOW IS DA BEST. LOTS ARE SAYING IT.

SO MANY OF YOU ARE GRADE A RETARDED LMAO

#📖 The Book of Bearhunter, Chapter 3, Verse 16 #“BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO BUY THE DIP, FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT THE VOLATILITY.” #LMAO🤌

2026 METAL BEARS ARE LITERALLY RETARDED. I WOULD BE KINDER TO YOU BUT I CANT THINK OF HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN IT

SILVER BERS ARE COMPLETELY RETARDED. THE TOP DIDNT BLOW OFF ITS A LEG UP

YES SHANGHAI WHERE HUMANS ARE TREATED LIKE CATTLE IS GIVING AWAY FREE RARE EARTH MINERALS