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BREAKING NEWS: BEARORISTS TAKE OVER NAKATOMI PLAZA AND ARE HOLDING HOSTAGES.

BEARS ARE SCREAMING, CHILDREN SINGING, ALL IS MERRY AND BRIGHT. BUY YOUR CALLS AND SAY YOUR PRAYERS CAUSE SANTA CLAUS COMES TONIGHT

OH THE STINKY BEARS ARE GETTING MOLESTED BY SANTA

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - $QBTS IS A SCAM AND MUST BE SHORTED. PLEASE SHORT UPON CONTACT, DO NOT NEGOTIATE FOR THEIR MANAGEMENT ARE DANGEROUS SCAMMERS

THEY ARE EATING MUH 🌽🌽

LOOKS LIKE WE ARE GONNA LEG DOWN TODAY

Bulls 🐮 pray for Santa rally, bers 🌈🐻 prey on Satan rally. WE ARE NOT THE SAME!

#SHOW ME HOW JOLLY YOU ARE ALGOS

$AMZN WILL RIP NEXT FEW DAYS. $250 FEB CALLS ARE FREE MONEY!!! Tranium 3 and the new data centres are insane. AWS really is a beast.

WHAT ARE YOUR PLAYS TOMORROW REGARDS?

Santa rally delivered this year. up 128 points this week and we still got more to run. low cpi, money printer back on, high gpd, high corpo profits. WE ARE PRIMED TO PUMP and are in the middle of pumping literally as i type. ATH is coming next

BEARS ARE SO DUMB HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BULLS ARE IN CONTROL

**PUMPP SANTA IS REAL ONLY BERS ARE GHEY LMAAO** 🤌

THANK. YOU!!!!!! *smashes hand through drywall* "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?" *smashes face directly through plated glass coffee table* "ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?!?!"

WE ARE NOT IN A BUBBLE 📣📣📣📣

Guys.... look at this VVIX action. This is big. This is the largest VIX suppression since the April tariff pause. And this is lasting LONGER. Look at the VVIX during the April tariff pause. We are seeing a complete VIX momentum reversal harder than the tariff pause announcement got us. AND ON WHAT??? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING? WHAT ARE THEY DOING? HOW IS THIS LEGAL?

GHEY BERS ARE GETTING A LIL YIPPY

WE ARE SO BACK https://preview.redd.it/u2ice0879s8g1.png?width=1396&format=png&auto=webp&s=9030452cf83d898f24dbe7bcb6752a4728611688

# LMAOOO BEARS # 10 MINUTES OF SELLING WIPED OUT IN 30 SECONDS ON 25% OF THE VOLUME # HEDGIES ALREADY SET THEIR ALGOS TO BUY AND ARE OUT OF OFFICE AT THE HAMPTONS UNTIL 2026

# WE ARE SO BACK 🎅 🚀 🚀 🚀

BERS ARE TOO SMART FOR THEIR OWN GOOD LMAO

BULLS ARE FUCKED ONCE AGAIN THEY NEVER LEARN

# GOLD IS THE MACRO TRADE OF THE CENTURY AND YOU REGARDS ARE STILL FUCKING AROUND WITH 0DTE SPY OPTIONS

WE ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD

FUTES ARE SO RED. WE GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING

ALL THE DOORS ARE OPEN! WAIT, WHERE'S MY COUCH?! DUUUUDE! WHO STOLE MY COUCH?!!

OPEN-AI NEWEST BENCHMARK SCORES ARE OUT AND THEY ARE ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT. LMAO 800 BILLION

#THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO HOLD STOCKS NOW ARE THE ONES DUMB ENOUGH TO GET ASSIGNED LMAO 🤌

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When the US Government has come to the point that they are actively trying to limit access to documents that exposes men who have raped little girls, you know we are all fucked. Like, we aren't even going to pretend we are a decent species anymore? If you are rich enough and powerful enough you can rape little children and people in the highest levels of Government will help you conceal it and protect you and your friends. RULES AND LAWS ARE FOR POOR PEOPLE.

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HOLY FUCK, GO TO THE CONTACT BOOK FILE DISCARD THE REST, IT'S TRASH...THE NAMES ARE IN THE CONTACT BOOK PDF

DJT announcement: MY NAME IS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND ON THE HOAX FILES. THE BLACK LINES ARE THERE TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT. DJT MEDIA MERGING WITH QUANTUM AI PRECIOUS METALS COMPANY. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

ALL YOU BOLS ARE JUST EXIT LIQUIDITY. BIG MONEY IS ROLLING/BUYING LONG DATED CALLS IN THIS POSITION BECAUSE THEY ALSO WANT TO BE EXIT LIQUDITITY. EVERYONES EXIT LIQUIDITY BUT ME, THE SUPER INTELLIGENT BER.

CRWV GAINS ARE INSANE ! 😵‍💫

They are not worried about his name being in the files because they removed it but they ARE worried about how OBVIOUS it will be.

GPUs ARE FUCKING LIT

DUMPS JUST BEGINNING GUYS PANIC SELL EVERYTHING WE ARE FUK - retards

NVDA BROS WE ARE SO BACK AI AI AI AI AI

PUMP AT OPEN WE ARE SO BACK

# LMAO BEARS # THEY ARE NOT LETTING THIS GO DOWN

# IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A A +3% DAY OR A -3% DAY # FUTURES ARE ALWAYS GREEN

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HE STOLE YOUR ICE CREAM! ARE YOU GONNA LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT! hey that's my ice cream 🤓 GOOD SPONGEBOB, NOW LET HIM HAVE IT!! 😈 you can have it 🤓 🤦‍♂️

#BREAKING: JAPAN ANNOUNCES THAT THEY ARE REMOVING THE PIXELS FROM THE PORN

What ARE birds? We just don't know.

DATA CENTERS ARE BACK BABY, ELLISON SAVES THE DAY! (let’s forget how we got here in the first place LMAO)

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