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WHAT IS THIS AFTER HOURS BULLSHIT??? SOMEONE TELL ME WHY ARE WE DUMPING?

#IF YOU TRUST GOVERNMENT DATA THEN YOU ARE LIVING IN THE MATRIX

# WE ARE SMOKED BROSKIS

WE ARE GOING TO TRADE AROUND THIS AREA FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

MY PUTS ARE DOWN 600%

WE ARE SO BACK I tell myself for the 50th time since November began

# BERS ARE FUCKED TO THE TITS 🤣

AND WE ARE BACK TO $680, BERS ARE ONCE AGAIN RETARDED!

IF YOU AREN’T BUYING DJT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THE MAN IS A WASTE OF SKIN BUT HE LOOKS OUT FOR HIS ON ASS. THE RICH ONLY GET RICHER MIGHT AS WELL JUMP ON THE TRAIN. nfa

WE ARE DUMPING POGGERS

#BOLS ARE TOO MANIC TODAY. 🥷 TIME TO GO UNDERCOVER BER'S

#THE KIDS WERE GIVEN ALL THE ANSWERS ON "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER" LMAO 🤌

THE BEARS ARE JACKED TO THE TITS WITH PUTS AND WE JUST POSTED THE GREATEST CPI REPORT SINCE 2021. hahahahahaahah

Denial 👈 YOU ARE HERE Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance

BUY EVERYTHING, WE ARE SO BACK

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I hope this pump stay alive once the market opens, if it doesn't: THEN WE ARE SOOOOO COOKED.

HELL YESS WE ARE SO UP

#**ALL YOU GAMBLERS ARE HOOKED ON PREDICTION MARKETS, AND IT SHOWS** 🫵🏼🤡

JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH CPI CEO SAYS FED RATE HIKES ARE NEVER HAPPENING EVER AGAIN. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Might as well just screamed "BULLS ARE FUCKED!" for 15 minutes straight 

Noooo OIL, 🥭 WHY ARE YOU MASSACRING MY BOY

#AND WE ARE OFF 🎅🏿 (I said this like 3000 times)

"THE PRICE OF TURKEY IS DOWN 30% AND EGGS ARE DOWN 82% Would be insane to turn a speech that stated with that into a war announcement lol

WE ARE SO BACK

#INFLATION NUMBERS TOMORROW ARE BAD

#📖 The Book of Bearhunter, Chapter 3, Verse 16 #“BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO BUY THE DIP, FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT THE VOLATILITY.” #LMAO🤌

FUTES ARE GONNA DRILL LMAO

THE MARKET BEARS ARE BACK, FOLKS AND WE’RE OPENING THE SEASON! I’M AUTHORIZING FULL BEAR HUNTING BECAUSE THE ECONOMY IS TOO STRONG, NO HIDING ANYMORE. ONLY THE BEST BULLS SURVIVE, HUGE GAINS, BELIEVE ME!

WHO THE FUCK IS WE ASSHOLE "WE" ARE NOT BUYING SHARES OF THE INDEX "WE" ARE NOT BOGLEHEADS "WE" ARE DOWN FUCKING BAD OK?

WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT. 😇

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GOOGL YOU ARE IN NASDAQ. NASDAQ IS UP AH. FUCKING GO UP

PSA: BOLS ARE STUPID!

# ARE YA WINNING SON???

# BERS ARE PETTY LMAO 😎

ARE THERE NO HEROES LEFT IN OUR MIDST??

#WE ARE SO FUCKED PUTS ON EVERYTHING

WE ARE SO FUCKING COOKED

You didn’t sell after “WE ARE NOT ENRON”?

#AND YOU REGARDS ARE STILL NOT BUYING GOLD 🤡🫵🏻

HOW MANY ASSISTANTS ON WALLSTREET DO YOU THINK ARE GETTING SEXUALLY HARASSED TODAY??

#MARKETS ARE IN PANIC YALL JUST DONT KNOW IT YET

OH MY GOD!!! IT'S OVER!!! THE AI BUBBLE IS EXPLODING!!! WE ARE DONE!!! SELL EVERYTHING!!! 

It’s a big club. And you ARE in it It’s the I care about you club :)

# PEASANTS. ARE. NOT. SUPPOSED. TO. WIN.

MY FULL PORT OF PUTS AT OPEN ARE CUMMINGGGGGGG

ok buls, we ARE actually gonna need you to buy some stuff so the economy doesn't shit itself to death right now

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