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Did a panic trade yesterday. First one in a while and feel dumb so i'll confess. Buddy sends me 6 minutes of voice messages about ARE (REIT ETF) and how it's at all time low and how it will bounce. FUCK IT. I threw 7k in $50 calls 300 days out (sitting at 46.5). To my surprise, my lowball order (limit) hit and immediately saw a loss of like $500 cos the trade after that had the contracts at like 50 cents less. Then the ETF went down another 2%. I was now down like $750 in minutes. I got super mad and got all upset so I set a sell at 10c above what I bought. The stock reversed and climbed back up, my position closed and it kept going up and ended +30 cents above my purchase. It was stupid cos it's 300 days out and it was 2% move. I was just revenge trading cos I was mad at my mistake of setting my limit buy too high. All in all, lost $140 I think. At least I'm not the iRobot guy.

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GUYS, SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY AFTER HOURS FUTURES ARE RED, WHAT DID I MISS??

ARE WEED STOCKS BACK?!

#THE STOCK MARKET WENT UP BECAUSE THE JOBS REPORT SUCKED, PEOPLE ARE GETTING LAID OFF, AND INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A RATE CUT 🫵🤣🤣🤣

You ARE the weakest link…GOODBYE!

#WE ARE HIGHLY REGARDED FOR BUYING TSLA PUTS

BERS ARE TOO STRONG MAN !!!!!! 😮‍💨 LORD HAVE MERCYYYY

ITS FUCKING OVER I KNOW THESE FURUS ARE GETTING PUT IN A BLENDER IF THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT “HOLDING” LMAOOOO

Jokes on MMs, I’m not selling my calls even if they ARE down -85%

#TSLA HOOD & 🌽 ARE CARRYING THE BOATS.

# WHAT ARE SOME HIGH RISK LOW REWARD STONKS??? I NEED TO FEEL MORE PAIN FROM THE LOSS I JUST REALIZED.

Every attempt is swatted down. Bulls *ARE* trying but the Bears will not yeild

DUMB BULLS ARE ABOUT TO BE RUG PULLED LMAO 🤌🤌🤌

Up, down, left, right, WTF ARE WE DOING TODAY

WHITE HOUSE ECONOMIC ADVISER HASSETT TO REPORTERS ON JOBS DATA: NEED BLS COMMISSIONER WHO REVISITS HOW DATA ARE CALCULATED Can’t wait for this guy to run the FED lmao

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DATA CENTERS ARE GREEN THANK YOU BLACK SANTA JESUS

"We've got no FOOD, we've got no JOBS, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!" - Lloyd Christmas, 1993

ROBINHOOD IS A SCAM APP I LOST A LOT OF MONEY AND ALL ROBINHOOD IS SAYING ITS NOT THEIR FAULT THAT MY SPY CALLS EXPIRED OUT OF MONEY THEY WONT REFUND ME ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Where are the green by open retards, WE ARE SO BACK

YOU ARE MY SODA POP

#BEARS ARE CELEBRATING MAKING $10 ON THEIR PUTS & THE MARKET ISN’T EVEN OPEN YET, LMAO.

# MONEY CAN BUY HAPPINESS, WE ARE JUST POOR

Caterpillar — WE ARE NOT AN AI COMPANY

NVDA WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING WORTHLESS OMG

No overnight green candles? WE ARE COOKED

APLD -18% on no news MARKETS ARE EFFICIENT NOTHING TO SEE HERE

#WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LOST DECADE

#WE ARE GAMBLING, ALL ROADS LEAD TO HOOD.

# THE REINDEERS ARE ALL ROBOTS AND HIS SLEIGH IS ELECTRIC # $TSLA

#HOW ARE THE ELLISONS SUPPOSED TO AFFORD WARNER BROS, NOW HMMMMM 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣

# TSLA IS NOT JUST A CAR COMPANY # ROBOTS ARE GOING TO DWARF AI # INSTEAD OF HAVING A CHAT BOT GOOGLE SOMETHING FOR YOU IMAGINE IT DOING YOUR WORK FOR YOU AAND THEN MAKING YOU DINNER

WE ARE GREEN ON THE SHORT BABYYYYY LFG

BEARS ARE SO FUCKED

IT'S THE SAME, OLD THEME, IN 2018, IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR HEAD, THEY ARE FIGHTIN'

WHAT ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? WHAT DO YOU WORK FOR ABC FAKE NEWS? YOU KNOW YOUR A REAL MORON, YOU’RE LUCKY A MONKEY DOESN’T HAVE YOU’RE JOB.

**BOLS ARE RABID IN HERE** 🫳

WE ARE SO BACK…unless?

FUTES ARE FUTIN’ BOYS

ARE GHEY

#MY HOOD CALLS ARE FUCKED, MAYBE.

+0,07% WE ARE SO BACK

I just saw pre pre futes from new zealand, WE ARE FUK apparently the line will go to the right, shocking

#PATRICK MAHOMES IS INJURED, CALLS ARE SAVED.

#WHAT ARE ALL THE GIG WORKERS GOING TO DO WHEN ROBOTAXIS CAN PICK ME UP AND DROP MY FOOD AT HOME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think about not just for 🥭 but all those press conferences who are half the people behind the guy at the podium, why are they there? What do they do? Do they exist outside of a press conference about a shooting or some sortve natural disaster WHY ARE MY TAX DOLLARS PAYING THESE PEOPLE?? So many beautiful mysteries