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#WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE THE SEX ROBOTS 😤😤😤😤

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# THEY ARE REAL # I SAID "GOOD DAY" SIR # ( ,,⩌'︿'⩌ꐦ,,)

#WOMEN ARE GOING TO HATE ME FOR THIS 1 TRICK I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU 🥰: Hi baby, can you send me over $100. I love you 😍 💋 💗 🤳: Transfer all my money from my bank account to brokerage account 🤓: Uh sorry babe, I don't have any money in my bank account. I spent it all on stocks. Here's a screenshot of my bank account so you know I'm not lieing 🥰: Wow geez I wish I was responsible with my money like you You're welcome 😏😉

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# IF YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED TO BUY THE DIP BY NOW IN THIS MARKET THEN WHAT THE DIDDLY HELL ARE YOU DOING MY BRO 😑

boomers will say the “weak men make hard times” quote like they so wise and insightful …completely unaware that THEY ARE the weak men

WHO TF IS MARGIN AND WHY TF ARE THEY CALLING ME

WE ARE SO FUCKIN BACK BOYS

WE ARE ALIVE BABY

This market is absolute CINEMA 🍿 ARE YOJ NOT ENTERTAINED!!

What is the mantra we live and die by? Balls of Steel, Diamond Hands, Double Down, Leverage Up. Drawdown 99% NO FEAR! Close for 0.01% Profit and BE THE SUPERSTAR TRADER THAT YOU ARE!

# ARE YA WINNING SON???

CRYPTO CZAR SACKS: MORE JOBS ARE BEING CREATED THAN LOST BECAUSE OF AI, MY FARMVILLE NEEDS MORE COW MILKERS

ARE we mooning next week then?

GOOGLE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

MY STONKS ARE PUMPIN

#THIS IS WHAT MEN ARE MADE OF!

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WHO ARE YOU CALLING DEGENERATE BUDDY

HELLO GOOGL!? ARE YOU OK!?

I HOPE YOUR POOTS ARE COOKED

CHTGPT 5.2 just dropped and told me BEARS ARE FUKED.

LOL LULU. THANK FUCK THEY ARE GETTING RID OF THE CEO.

Spx all time high closing price. WE ARE FUCKING BACK BITCHES

WHAT ARE WE DOING 688 680 690!?!?!?

#🫲🏻ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED🫱🏻

Once again I am saying: if you aren't full porting into $GOOGL right now you are a certified regard. Imagine not buying stock of a company that runs the internet, owns DeepMind, YouTube, has mapped the entire world, owns major stakes in Anthropic and SpaceX, Google cloud, ANDROID, builds their own AI chips, are the only company to achieve genuine self-driving cars and the only company to have meaningfully furthered the path of quantum computing. 5 employees WHO CURRENTLY WORK THERE ARE NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS. Google could reach 3x its value in the next 10 years. I've been holding 15000 shares @ $67 and have not sold a cent.

If you aren't full porting into $GOOGL right now you are a certified regard. Imagine not buying stock of a company that runs the internet, owns DeepMind, YouTube, has mapped the entire world, owns major stakes in Anthropic and SpaceX, Google cloud, ANDROID, builds their own AI chips, are the only company to achieve genuine self-driving cars and the only company to have meaningfully furthered the path of quantum computing. 5 employees WHO CURRENTLY WORK THERE ARE NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS. Google could reach 3x its value in the next 10 years. I've been holding 15000 shares @ $67 and have not sold a cent.

BUY THE FUCKING DIP!! WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER!! YOU ARE IN CASINO REMEMBER!?!?

# I don’t think I’ve seen shittier charts than this… WE ARE COOKED

LULU CALLS. PE 12. THEIR PRODUCTS ARE HIGH QUALITY.

"WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK" lol front page posts aging badly as expected

WHY ARE WE PUMPING WTF??? 😂😂😂

GPUS WIN: Your power bill goes up 40% and your house's water pressure drops like it got a kidney stone so that Silicon Valley VC pricks can make bank and steal your jobs TPUS WIN: Cheap, efficient AI for everybody, America and the whole world wins, GOOGL + POET + LWLG have a baby and everybody's rich. Deepseek cures cancer NVDA GANG ARE THE VILLAINS. BUY GOOGL

$AMZN..... WHY ARE YOU GREEN???

#WHO ARE YOU

PLTR WHAT ARE U DOING

#RATE CUT DUMP OR NOT, $MU IS GOING TO MOON REGARDLESS BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING A SEVERE RAM/DRAM SHORTAGE UNTIL 2027

#WE ARE ONLY DOWN 96% in value Since the Fed took over managing the US Dollar in 1913. They sure are consistent with that MANDATE

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#CRYPTO PUMPING, STONKS ARE NEXT #SANTA RALLY BEGINNING

HOLY SHET MY BMNR BAGS ARE FEELING LIGHT AS A FEATHER NOW

I'm sure they had 0dte options on hay bale futures. "HOLY SHIT, A BARN JUST BURNED DOWN AND MY HAY BALE FUTES ARE MOONING"

GOOGL HAS DOUBLED SINCE MAY! WHY ARE YOU REGARDS BUYING WEEKLIES!!!!

SPY 688 EOD THE BULLS ARE CUMMIN

APLD WAS A MEME STOCK EH? WHERE ARE U DEGENS NOW?? QUIET EH??