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bull market bear market schizo market <-- YOU ARE HERE

OIL FUTES ARE NOT 71 YAHOO IS BUGGED.

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YOU. ARE. HANDSOME. 🫵

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!

#BERS ARE GETTING DESPERATE LMAO (Source: I am ber)

WHY ARE WE PUMMPING

BERS ARE REGARDED Got downvoted all day for calling the obvious pump at open.  Remember guys. Downvoting BERS are the most obvious signal for CALLS

WHERE ARE THE BEARSSSSS

# SOME OF YOU >!BOLS 🌈 🐂!< ARE GOING TO BE LIQUIDATED TODAY AND THAT'S OKAY. 🤡 🤡 🤡

SAD!!! YOU ARE ALL PANICANS, EVERYTHING IS GREAT IF YOU DONT LOOK AT OIL

YOUR CALLS ARE DEAD! YOUR CALLS ARE DEAD!

#My Uber Eats got delivered by a hot white girl. We ARE in recession. LMAO🤌

IRAN’S MILITARY SPOKESPERSON SAYS: BIGGER, WIDER, AND MORE DAMAGING ATTACKS ARE COMING SOON: TASNIM Nice regime change

HE GOT YOU ALL. TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS 🐰

NEGOTIATIONS ARE GOING WELL. Sikeeeeeeeee

# MY ZSL AND XLE ARE GOING TO BE GREEN LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE, SO GREEN, PEOPLE ARE SAYING “SIR, HOW IS YOUR STONKS SO GREEN?” ITS REMARKABLE, REALLY, AND NONE OF YOU RETARDS COULD EVER HAVE DONE IT, EVER.

WE’VE MURDERED EVERYONE BUT ARE STILL CURRENTLY NEGOTIATING WITH THE CORPSES

WE ARE COOKED

WE ARE BEHIND SCHEDULE. SAY IT

#WE ARE THE HOTTEST COUNTY 

# NEARING A SOLUTION. WE ARE GOING TO FINISH THE JOB. WE ARE GETTING VERY CLOSE. # ????????

# JUST LET ME KNOW IF MY CALLS ARE FUCKED OR NOT

ENEMIES ARE LOSING YAYYY

“BEARS ARE COOKED, UP 0.13%!!” -regards

ONLY LIBERALS PANIC SOLD AND ARE MISSING THE RALLY

YOU ARE GOING DOWN, YOUNG MAN.

Prepare yourselves.....the WTF WHY ARE WE GREEN?!?! comments are going to flood the thread tomorrow

# ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR BER

Load up on 640-630 puts because this man is going to say "IRAN, BEING TOTALLY DECIMATED BTW, HAVE ENRICHED URANIUM WE NEED TO TAKE AWAY. WE ARE SENDING IN OUR BEAUTIFUL ARMY. A GREAT BIG POWERFUL ARMY. 1 OR 2 WEEKS AND WE WIN. WE WILL WIN BIG." And then we free fall.

NEED MORE PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH THE MATTER TO TELL REPORTERS THAT THE TALKS ARE GOING WELL

WE ARE IN AN R SHAPED ECONOMY. THE R IS FOR REGARDED

Bought CALLS and PUTS at the same time. HOW ARE THEY BOTH UP?.. What is today

#BULLS ARE FUCKING BLIND THERES A RUG RIGHT UNDER YOU

YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS PEOPLE

PLEASE FASTEN YOU SEAT BELTS AS WE BEGIN OUR DECENT. WE ARE EXPERIENCING SIGNIFICANT TURBULENCE AND IT WILL BE A HARSH LANDING. THANK YOU AND ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT ✈️✈️✈️

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BABY MANIPULATION BUY ALGO IS BACK UP AND RUNNING

> 3 SENIOR AMERICANS TOLD ME THAT NEGOTIATIONS ARE UNDERWAY BETWEEN THE US AND IRAN ON A CEASEFIRE IN EXCHANGE FOR OPENING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. ACCORDING TO THEM, IT'S STILL UNCLEAR WHETHER A DEAL CAN BE REACHED. - AXIOS REPORTER Axios is owned by Adnan Khashoggi's son-in-law and daughter lol

IRANIAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON SAYS TRUMP'S STATEMENTS ABOUT IRAN REQUESTING A CEASEFIRE ARE FALSE AND BASELESS

IRANIAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON SAYS TRUMP'S STATEMENTS ABOUT IRAN REQUESTING A CEASEFIRE ARE FALSE AND BASELESS bullish

FAKE PUMP YOU BUM BOYS ARE IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING.

#OH **BEEEAAARS** **ARE YA WINNIN YET?**

WE ARE GOING SO DOWN BABY

🥭 ON IRAN: UNTIL THEN, WE ARE BLASTING IRAN INTO OBLIVION how is it still green

OMG BREAKING NEWS: we won the war, he should the Nobel prize, inflation doesn't exist, great economy and job market, record stonk mar--... well not that. BUT OMG WE ARE SO BACK, TACO 3RD TERM WEN???

Wendy's announced a new and improved spicy chicken sandwich. THE WAR IS OVER! CANOLA OIL FUTUES ARE DROPPING!

# WHY ARE MODS DELETING LOSS POSTS? 🤓 🤔 [Like this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1s8uzgm/gg_boys/)

MANGO: ITS YOUR PROBLEM NOW, WE ARE OUT SOON!