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SOFI WTF ARE YOU DOING BRO

MEME STOCKS ARE BAZACK!!

WE ARE SO BACK

#DOOMERS ARE BACK & BEARS ARE CELEBRATING A .25 DROP AFTER GETTING RAILED FOR 2 WEEKS STRAIGHT.

EASY MODE WE ARE SO BACK SLAM CALLS EVERY DAY

ARE WE TRADING 2AM FUTURES?!

# WHEN SMALL CAPS GET GOING YOU KNOW THAT RISK APPETITE IS SOARING # WE ARE JUST NOW STARTING THE NEXT MASSIVE LEG UP # 10% UPSIDE ON ALL INDICES IN SHORT TERM

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??! I’m talking to you bers

STOP FOOKIN SELLING OR WE ARE NOT GETTING SEX ROBOTS

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # WE ARE NOT CLOSING BELOW 685

#HOW ARE YOU STILL DOOMING?

# STOCKS ARE CHEAP # BUY NOW OR BE LEFT OUT

🧨🧨 BEAR APOCALYPSE INCOMING — FINAL WARNING 🧨🧨 LISTEN UP YOU PAPER-HANDED, RED-CANDLE-WORSHIPPING, MARGIN-CALL-MAGNET DEGENERATES 🐻🐻🐻 YOUR SHORTS ARE ABOUT TO GET VAPORIZED SO HARD THE SEC WILL NEED A NEW WORD FOR “OBLITERATION” WE’RE PRINTING THE MOTHER OF ALL MEGAGREEN GOD-CANDLES — WE’RE TALKING SO FUCKING THICK IT’LL MAKE THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT LOOK LIKE A COCKTAIL STRAW 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Every single one of you pathetic inverse jimbo clowns is about to: * Get your stops hunted like the weak prey animals you are * Watch your account balance drop faster than your dad left for milk * Wake up to a liquidation wick so long it’ll pierce the heavens and fist-bump Satoshi on the way up * Cry actual tears while your wife’s boyfriend screenshots your -98% P&L and sends it to the group chat * Sell the family Prius just to cover the margin call * Change your name, move to a different continent, and still get recognized as “that guy who shorted the mother of all squeezes” You had ONE job: respect the trend. Instead you chose violence against the bulls. Now the chart is about to return the favor — with interest, compound interest, war-crime-level interest. THIS ISN’T A SQUEEZE. THIS IS A FUCKING EXTINCTION EVENT FOR BEARS.

NUKES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

THE LEADS ARE WEAKKKKK

$META JUST EXECUTED THE METAVERSE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE ZUCK FREED $20B+ WARCHEST, ALL GAS NO BRAKES ON AI & BUYBACKS \+10% TODAY IS THE APPETIZER, $1,000 BY EOY IS THE MAIN COURSE BEARS ARE DINOSAURS AND THE METEOR JUST HIT, WELCOME TO THE BULL APOCALYPSE 🔥🔥🔥 LFG TO ANDROMEDA OR DIE BROKE!!!

CALLS ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE PLAY

YOU BERS ARE FUCKED

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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Brace yourselves. So many OMG WTF WHY ARE WE AT ATH?!?! WHO IS BUYING!?!?!? posts are coming tomorrow.

#MY LEAPS ARE LOVING ALL THIS GLAZE.

#HOW ARE THOSE PUTS YOU BOUGHT AT THE BOTTOM LOOKING?

ARE WE DRILLING? WTF

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # YOU THINK WE'RE DONE PUMPING WHEN RATES ARE GOING BACK TO 0? # ASSET BUBBLE JUST STARTING TO INFLATE

WAIT A SECOND, YOURE TELLING ME THE MARKET DROPPED A DOLLAR AND YOURE NOT BUYING CALLS ITS LEGITIMATELY FREE MONEY EVERY SINGLE TIME LMAOOOO YOU GUYS ARE MORONS

##YOU ARE GAY AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL

Markets don’t go down calls ARE FREE MONEY ITS THAY SIMPLE

#WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RED $META REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IM GONNA SERVE EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE , CUNTTTTTT

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I've been shorting NVDA for 2 weeks now and I can't understand how bears survive on this consistently. Seeing your positions go green +2% on days like this, but -40% the rest of the days. You get fucked in the ass everyday but then you get your small dose of dopamine just so you can get hooked. It's the hope that kills you. **TL;DR; BEARS ARE GEY**

my ALL IN SPY CALLS ARE PRINTING EPIC V JUST STARTED

>BESSENT: 🥭 ACCOUNTS ARE AIMED AT MAKING YOUNG PEOPLE BAGHOLDERS

Backing up the truck and loading up on absolutely DIRT CHEAP SPY and QQQ calls on this fake dip # AI IS HERE TO STAY # +100K JOBS ADDED AS SOON AS THAT 0.25BPS RATE CUT HITS THIS MONTH # CALLS ARE FREE MONEY

#if your smoll biz isnt in the S AND P FIVE HUNDRED WTF ARE U DOING

People finally tired if SPX SPY mafia bullshit WHERE ARE THE FUCKING AI TENDIES

**ARE YOU READY TO GO TO 6-70? GET IT? 6-7?**

**ARE YOU STUPID? ARE YOU A STUPID PERSON? AND YOU’RE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS CAUSE YOU’RE A STUPID PERSON**

WE ARE CREATING A NEW GENERATION OF CAPITALISTS, crazy work

BERS ARE DESTROYING THE AMERICAN DREAM CALL THE NATIONAL GUARDS

AMAZON ANNOUNCES UPDATES TO ARTFICIAL INTELLIGENCE MODELS || AMAZON SAYS NEW CHIPS ARE MORE COST EFFECTIVE THAN NVIDIA'S || AMAZON RUSHES OUT LATEST AI CHIP TO TAKE ON NVIDIA, GOOGLE

WHERE ARE THE CRYPTO DOOMERS NOW? COME OUT COWARDS

# ARE YA WINNING SON??

hey, that's my joke but I add emojis too WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆

FAKE NEWS, PRICES ARE DOWN 1500%

Plant Meat and ALL APES & BULLS ARE VEGAN IN WILD 🦍🦍🦍🦍🤔

ALL APES AND BULLS ARE VEGAN U WANT TO MEET ME AT UFC GYM IN NYC ?