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BERS ARE OMEGAFUGG'D TODAY LMAO 🤌

$AMZN CALLS ARE THE MOVE YODAY AWS IGNITE EVENT = BIG ANNOUNCEMENT AND CLOUD ☁️ GROWTH!!!!!!

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BERS ARE OMEGAFUGG'D TODAY LMAO 🤌

##YOU ARE GAY AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL

HOLY SHIT FUTES ARE >!NOT OPEN DUMASS ITS 5 PM REGARD!<

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

#TODAY WASN’T BAD BUT A GOOD REASON AS TO WHY LEAPS ARE LEGENDARY.

PUTS ARE PRINTINGG

THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN, THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN

# PONZI SCHEMES ARE LEGAL - JUST PUT IN IN THE SMALL PRINT 😂

>COSTCO JOINS COMPANIES SUING TO SECURE REFUNDS IF TARIFFS ARE REDUCED OR REVERSED. lol

JOKES ASIDE BERS ARE NOT SMART

#NOTICE HOW QUIET THE DOOMERS ARE?

Crypto bros are losing their allowance and their student loans, and you're laughing. YOU'RE LAUGHING. THEY ARE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIFE AND YOU'RE LAUGHING

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY WE ARE 1.3% DOWN FROM ATH HOLY FUCK

Bears gonna be looking at bulls like “YOU ARE JUST LIKE PAPA”

BEARS ARE CALLING FOR CALAMITY ADD 3% to all indexes

# ARE YA WINNING SON?

WHY ARE WE DUMPING 😭

WHY ARE WE DUMPING?? LOUD. NOISES!!!

DONT WORRY YOUR PUTS ARE SAFE. WE NEVER CHANGE DIRECTION MID DAY IN 2025

BER DONT SWEAT IT. MARKET WILL CONTINUE IN THE EXACT TRAJECTORY YOU WANT IT TO AT OPEN. WE LIVE IN A TIME WHERE MARKETS ARE FREE FROM MANIPULATION

BERS ARE SO FUCKED LNAOOOO

OH NARRR WE ARE 1.87% down from ATH with record black friday numbers. CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED WE ARE SO FUCKED HOLY SHITTT

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FUCKING DAMN FILES.

BLOODY WEEK. IT'S OVER. WE ARE DONE. BERS WON. SELL EVERYTHING!!!

*market pumps 0.5% in 30s on Friday close from shorts closing* "WE ARE SO BACK ALL TIME HIGH WOOH ITS OVER SPY 76000002482" *futures down 0.3%* "It's over we will never financially recover from this SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING"

SO GLAD I LIQUIDATED THE 1% OF MY PORTFOLIO THAT WAS FAKE INTERNET MONEY FOR A SMALL GAIN GOLD AND WILCER WILL LIKELY MOON CONSIDERING THEY ARE REAL STORES OF VALUE

WHY ARE WE CRASHING WTF!!!

👨‍🦱 ChatGPT told me: “The market is going to the moon 🚀🔥 BUY EVERYTHING.” 🧔 That can't be right ChatGPT said: “Massive pullback coming — SELL NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE 💀📉.” 👱‍♂️ Why are you using ChatGPT? Gemini says: “Sideways chop for 18 months. Eat ramen and pray. 🍜😔” 👨‍🦰 What kind of Gemini are you using, mine says: “Hold long-term, buy dips, ignore noise, become rich in silence. 📈😎” #WHO ARE WE GOING TO TRUST 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

THE REAL BUBBLE WAS BEAR PORTFOLIOS. GENERALLY SPEAKING IF YOU ARE A MERE RETAIL INVESTOR NO YOU WILL NOT TIME THE NEXT 1920 LEVEL EVENT. STARTING TO REALIZE HOW DUMB SOME OF YOU BEARS ARE IN REAL TIME

LMFAOOOO BEARS ARE SO COOKED

BEARS ARE DOWNVOTING EVERYTHING TO HELL BECAUSE IT IS A REFLECTION OF THEIR MISERABLE EXISTENCE SHREK GOD CANDLE WILL SEND US TO 690 BEFORE 1PM EST TOMORROW

NO REALLY JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A 1% COMMENTER

YES YOU ARE SO MUCH SMARTER THAN THEM

BERS ARE SATANIC LOSERS THAT HATE AMERICA

BERS ARE MEN WHO COPE USING MACROECONOMICS IN PLACE OF ASTROLOGY AND LOSE 95% OF THEIR PUTS. LIKELY AUBURN FANS

My girlfriend has been impatient & frustrated that I haven't proposed her to marry me So during Black Friday at the mall she proposed to me in front of all the strangers, which I respectfully declined She then goes batshit crazy #ARE YOU SERIOUS!! YOU SAY NO! RIGHT NOW! IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! HOW CAN YOU EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE 😠 *but I felt like I was the one that was embarrased* 🫣

In the case of baby Jon Jon Richey, Borat... #YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER 🥳 🎉 🎊 🍾 🥂 #🫵🤣 HAHA YA GAWD DAMN BITCH, I TOLD YOU THAT BABY AIN'T MINE 🤌

YES THE DORKS WHO BOUGHT GOLD AND SILVER YEARS AGO ARE MORONS. WELL PLAYED.

#BREAKING: THERE ARE REPORTS THAT THE CEO OF VIX AND M. BURRY HAVE BEEN SPOTTED TOGETHER AT THE EDGE OF A BUILDING IN LOWER MANHATTAN. SOME SAY THEY ARE CONTEMPLATING A JUMP.

# 🚨 🔊 USE THE BATHROOM AT HOME BEFORE YOU GO TO THE MALL# #THE LINES ARE LONG AND THESE PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THE BATHROOM STALLS NASTY. MUTHAFUCKAS DON'T WANT TO CLEAN AFTER THEMSELVES AFTER A BIG THANKSGIVING DINNER 🤢🤮🤧💩

GO ENJOY THE NATURE AND TOUCH THE GRASS , WHALES ARE NOT SWIMING IN THE WATER TODAY

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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK

WE ARE GOING TO PUMP

YOU GUYS ARE TAKING FOOD OFF THE TABLE

SHOOTOUTS ARE SO GOOD FOR MY PARLAYS

WHO do YOU think YOU ARE??? I AMMM!!!!