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SASHA GREY IS NOW THE CLEAR FAVORITE FOR THE NEXT FED CHAIR — AND MARKETS ARE REACTING.

the BONES ARE THE SKELETONS MONEY, IN OUR WORLD BONES EQUAL DOLLARS

But for real though? What ARE your moves tomorrow?

ARE THEY COUNTING REVENUE FOR THE NEXT 300 YEARS OR WHAT

#TURKEY PRICES ARE UP 40% LMAOO SO MUCH WINNING BRO

TURKY PRICES ARE UP BC TACO HASNT BROUGHT DOWN PRICES A SINGLE CENT

Oh shi yeah Nice WE ARE SO BACK

WHAT ARE YOUR RECIPES FOR TOMORROW NOVEMBER 27, 2025

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO WANT TO TRADE TOMORROW, PRETTY SURE THE CANADIAN MARKETS ARE OPEN

MY RIGHT HAND HURTS FROM REFRESHING SCHWAB SO MANY TIMES BUT THE GAINS ARE TOO SATISFYING

Just woke up at the West coast and, HOLY BERS ARE FUK LMAO

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU ARE A MSTR BAGHODLER

BEARS HAVE SOME STRANGE INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY COMPLEX AND THEN WHEN THEY ARE COMPLETELY WRONG THEYRE LIKE “JUST WAIT ANOTHER 22 MONTHS BRO YOULL SEE”

Buying a spy put is an INSTANT loss of capital without any chance of recovery. **AND PEOPLE ARE STILL BUYING THEM BY THE THOUSANDS**

YES, THE BEST BUSINESSES IN THE WORLD ARE IN URUGAY (U R GAY?), SPAIN, AND ISLAMABAD. NOT THE US.

BERS ARE ACTUALLY FUCKED. NOT EVEN KIDDING

BULLS ARE BILLIONAIRES BERS R BROKIEEES

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES WE GET AN ACTUAL FACERIPPER TODAY???

NVDA DIPS BEING GOBBLED UP WE ARE HEALING

MOVE OVER NVDA & GOOGLE, WE ARE APING INTO IWM BEAR MARKET TO ATH IN 4 DAYS LMAOOOO

WHERE ARE ALL THE NVIDIA DOOMERS AND GLOOMERS? SHOW YOURSELVES!

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is this a good time to point out FUTES ARE RIPPING

people selling $GOOGL for $NVDA & $META EL O EL YOU ARE COOOKED

BERS ARE SO FUKD LMAO

Tbf outlook also has stupid issues with this. Like WHY ARE YOU REMOVING MY FUCKIN' BULLET POINT WHEN I PASTE IN A JIRA TICKET LINK AHHHHHHH FUCK YOU OUTLOOK

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I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR THE BEARS THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT POST INTERNET INVENTION (EXCLUDING THE ROOMBA) WILL CHANGE THE WORLD IN FULL FORCE. WE ARE SEEING IT IN REAL TIME. HERE YOU ARE, WISHING FOR 2% DROPS IN SPY, WHILE THOSE OF US WHO BELIEVE STOCKPILE IN ORDER TO LAUGH AT YOU FOR ETERNITY. I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU INVEST YOUR BURRY BIBLE SUBSTACK FUNDS INTO THE MARKET. THANK YOU.

THE THING ABOUT BERS IS THEY GENERALLY HAVE A NEGATIVE VIEW ON LIFE. WE THINK THAT THEY ONLY WANT THE MARKET TO GO DOWN, BUT THEIR NEGATIVE ATTITUDES IN GENERAL ARE A STAIN ON EVERYONE AROUND THEM IN THEIR DAILY LIVES. QUIET PIGGIES

$NVDA - NVIDIA: OUR GPUS ARE A ‘GENERATION AHEAD’ OF GOOGLE’S AI CHIPS - CNBC time to write a diss track

BERS ARE ESSENTIALLY RETARD BROTHER BILO IN THIS SITUATION

THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

BEHOLD. DIPS ARE FOR BUYING

BEARS ARE WRONG AGAIN. THROWING DARTS AT A PICTURE OF MICHAEL BURRY ON MY WALL DRINKING A RED BULL

ALL OF THE FINANCE BROS AND THEIR ROBOTS ARE ON VACATION AND YOURE BEARISH

THE STOCKS ARE BACK IN TOWN

THE NEXT 3 FLOORS ARE ALL OCCUPIED WHAT THE FUCK

YOU ARE the exit liquidity

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ARE WE PUMPING $KSS?

NVDA CALLS AT THIS LEVEL ARE A NO BRAINER. BUT THE MOMENT I BUY, THIS SHIT DUMPS TO 150.

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS # WE ARE SO BACK

BOLS ARE NOT AFRAID

The mkt rewards jackassery and retard behavior. NVDA literally had the best earnings ever and ARE SOLD THE FUCK OUT OF CHIPS. Of course the hyperscalers are going to look for other sources of AI. The run in google and avgo is unsustainable. We going to have a flash crash soon with all the retards pumping 1T+ stocks 

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#WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IF YOU’RE NOT BUYING GOOGL???

WE ARE FUCKING FADING FAST FOLKS WHAT DO WE DO 😭😭🥺

so what ARE your moves tomorrow?