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boomers will say “weak men make hard times” completely unaware that THEY ARE the weak men who made hard times

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING

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#HOW MANY OF YOU ARE FROM HINDUSTAN????

WE ARE SO BACK BABY

BERS ARE DEAD

Guys! The girls that post on the amateur cum sluts sub ARE NOT AMATEURS! They are damned professionals. My wife never does that shit.

QQQ up 2.5% without a single pull back or sell off # WE ARE SO BACK

BE GOOGLE WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL

PEOPLE ARE BUYING FAKE INTERNET MONEY IN MASS AND YOURE BEARISH

WHAT ARE GOOGLE FOLK DOING WE HOLD OR SELL?

WE ARE SO BACK BOYS

WE ARE SOOO BACK

Bloomberg: > SPACS ARE MAKING A COMEBACK Might be close to the top...

BEAR PORTFOLIOS ARE ABOUT TO GIG GIGA CHAD FUCKED BY WORTHLESS INTERNET CURRENCIES AND CHAT BOTS LLMS

HOW ARE MY 670 0DTEs STILL NEGATIVE Theta should be illegal, we’ve pumped $3 since I bought them

WHY ARE THE BEARS SO QUIET? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?

BREAKING: Fed's Waller says they are advocating for a rate cut in December. **WE ARE SO BACK**

GOOG GANG WHERE ARE YOU AT!!!

WE GETTING TRAPPED BULL TRAP THEY ARE GOING TO DUMB 1HR AFTER OPEN ONLY BUY SHARES - NO OPTIONS. $GOOGL SHARES + WRITE PUTS ON THEM!!! DIS THE WAY

They are spending so much on AI that we’re seeing massive liquidity problems, and YOU ARE BEARISH LMAOOO

BLOOMBERG: “Federal Reserve Bank of New York President John Williams said he sees room in the near term for the US central bank to cut interest rates again as the labor market softens. Williams said Friday during a speech in Santiago, Chile” **WE ARE NEVER HAVING ANOTHER RED DAY**

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: YOU FUCKIN' SUCK. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. THANK YOU FOR YOU'RE ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

*Open me up. Lick me good. Eat my cream* **DAMN OREOS ARE GOOD**

THE FUTURES ARE GREEN WHILE PANICAN BEARS POST NONSENSE ABOUT DRILLING

BER AND CORN ARE FUK

FUTES ARE ABSOLUTELY FUTINGGGGGGG

Futures are gonna open +0.3 percent and then all the bulls are gonna start making fun of bears, and then market open we pump to +0.5 percent and we see 'LOL BEARS ARE SO DUMB" until we end up dumping at lunch time and market closes red.

Bessent said there are sectors in recession. WHAT SECTORS ARE THEY SCOTT

THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more for me. 3. I don't want to see your tits.

CHIEFS PLAYOFFS HOPES ARE COOKED

WE ARE DEVELOPING THE NEXT GENERATION OF THINKERS, MINDS THAT WILL INFINITELY SURPASS THE LIMIT OF HUMAN INTELLECT, REVOLUTIONISE THE MODERN WORLD, EXPONENTIALLY MULTIPLY THE ADVANCEMENT OF MANKIND, AND YOU ARE BEARISH?

BEARS ARE THE WILLIAM HUNG OF WALL STREET BETS. FUNNY TO LISTEN TO THEM SPEAK, AND CAN’T REALLY UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THEY SAY, AND DEEP DOWN WE KNOW THEY ARE TALENTLESS.

#FAKE AND GAY FUTES ARE OUR ONLY HOPE!

BESSENT: ENTIRE ECONOMY NOT AT RISK OF RECESSION BESSENT: INTEREST RATE SENSITIVE SECTORS ARE IN RECESSION, BUT CONFIDENT ABOUT 2026 GROWTH PROSPECTS

BESSENT: INTEREST RATE SENSITIVE SECTORS ARE IN RECESSION, BUT CONFIDENT ABOUT 2026 GROWTH PROSPECTS

WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT

WE ARE SCIENTISTS - NOBODY MOVE, NOBODY GET HURT #🗣️

NOT BOLD ENOUGH ARE YOU KITTEN ME

WHAT THEORIES ARE YOU REFERENCING. OR ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE VERIFIED ONE WITH GHISLAINES INVOLVEMENT WITH MOSSAD

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WE ARE SO BACK (i‘m down 79% instead of 88%)

WE ARE SO BACK, +$1,000 BABY!!! **-$4,000 in a month**

WE ARE SO BACK BABY

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

WE ARE IN IT FOR THE LONG RUN RIGHT

# WE ARE IN A GREAT DEPRESSION

# ARE YA WINNING SON???

#IF YOU DON’T HAVE GOOGLE YOU ARE MISSING OUT IMO

#WHEN EVERYBODY AND THEIR PETS ARE BUYING PUTS, MMs WILL ALWAYS INVERSE