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BREAKING NEWS: CHAT BOTS ARE NOT WORTH TWENTY TRILLION DOLLARS

WTF ARE THESE MOVES?! WORSE THAN KATY PERRY

#**BTC IS AS MUCH AN “INVESTMENT” AS YOU ARE “HOT”** 🫵🏼🤡

HOW ARE WE GOING RED

AS A 72 YEAR OLD, I AM STILL TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THIS PLATFORM. WHAT IS A TOP 1% COMMENTOR? THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON HERE THAT THEY POST MORE THAN 99% OF OTHERS? ARE THEY PROUD OF THAT? DO WE GIVE THEM A MERIT BADGE TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER?

HELLO CHAT, MY NAME IS CHARLES HIGGINS FROM SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN. I DO NOT EVEN CHECK MARKET PERFORMANCE. IN MY EXPERIENCE, DAY TRADING IS VOLATILE, AND MOST ARE BETTER OFF SIMPLY BUYING ETFS OVER THE LONG RUN AND BELIEVING IN AMERICA.

SOME YOU ARE BEING BLINDLY BEARBOOZLE FUCKED. DO NOT SELL YOUR STOCKS

THE GEN Z CHILDREN ARE SELLING NVDA AND PLTR TO BUY AAPL LITERALLY JUST MONEY HOPPING AROUND FOR THESE KIDS TO BASICALLY GAMBLE  NOT GONNA LAST

IMAGINE A WORLD AFTER JIM KRAMER WITHOUT MARKET MANIPULATION. PRETTY SURE THAT GUY AND ELMO ARE ALIENS FROM THE FUTURE. THAT, OR KRAMER IS LITERALLY JUST RETARDED

WHEN WILL JIM CRAMER / JIM CAREY / MICHAEL SAYLOR WHOEVER THE ELITES ARE REALIZE

ARE WE DYING OR NOT??

#HOW SOON TILL THERE ARE NO BIDS ON CORN AND SAYLOR STRATEGY'S INC

spy goes down -1.5% and it goes green 0.5% today , BERS ARE SHAKING, LMAO ??? hope i won't catch you saying 'i want a refund' later

WE ARE SO BACK

so you ARE entertained

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# FUCK DEM BERS # ALL BECAUSE CRASH COIN # BULLS FUCKING UNITE # WE ARE STRONGER THAN GHEY BERS

THE BERRORISTS ARE ATTACKING 650

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

# CRAZY THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE STILL WILLING TO PAY 80 FUCKING GRAND FOR THAT USE- AND WORTHLESS POS

WE ARE BLEEDING FROM EVERY ORIFICE .

THE MOST HILARIOUS PART OF THIS FORUM ARE THE 1% COMMENTERS. IT IS FUN TO COMMENT IN HERE AFTER RIPPING A FEW TEQUILAS WITH TIME TO KILL, BUT BEING IN THE TOP 1 PERCENTILE IN A REDDIT FORUM MAKES YOU OBJECTIVELY A LOSER. THAT IS ALL

BEARS WEAR COWBOYS HATS ON TV FOR CLOUT SO EVERYONE THINKS THEY COSPLAY AS RANCHERS. THEY ARE LIKELY FROM THE AUSTIN METRO(SEXUAL)

HONESTLY ALL THE BULL/BEAR STUFF IS SO DUMB. 95% OF YOU WOULD BE BETTER OFF DCAING INTO ETFS AND BEING DAVE RAMSEY CUCKS. BUT HERE WE ARE

#ARE YA WINNING, SON? ⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⡷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠈⠑⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠢⡄⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠷

#BEARISHHHHH YOU ALL ARE ## Buy calls at open

WE ARE SO BACK

My girls sitting here watching dancing with the stars while my port got hit with grape shot. WE’RE RED WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS

qqq up 0.04% in post market. WE ARE SO BACK

***SORRY IF YOU ARENT MASS PANICING YOH ARE RETAED***

BERS ARE LITERALLY SO FUCKED

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKKKK WE CARRY THE FLAAAAMEEE

ARE YOU READY FOR THE JAPANESE TO CAPITULATE DIP SUCKERS?

IT BETTER BE WITH THE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS THEY ARE SPENDING ON AI BUILD OUT. ITS ALL HYPE RATE NOW!

WHAT BUBBLE YOU TALKING ABOUT. MAG7 ARE NOT IN A BUBBLE BY ANY MEANS

SO WHAT? THEY ARE FUCKING OVERSOLD AS HELL RIGHT NOW DuMMas$

HOLY FUCK WE ARE DOWN 5.4% FROM ATH

PEOPLE SITTING ON THE SIDELINES HOLDING CASH ARE SO ANNOYING LIKE WE GET IT U HAVE NO BALLZ

EVEN IF YOU ARE A GHEY BER YOU SHOULD STILL BE CONCERNED BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN TOGETHER

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?!?!?

I mean let's be real. ITS PROBABLY TIME TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL EVERYTHING. HOLY MOLY WE ARE SO COOKED.

HOLY SHIT MY HOOD CALLS ARE OBLITERATED HAHAHAHHAHH im fine laugh lol haha im fine … ….

# IF YOUR STOCKS ARE NOT DOWN DOUBLE DIGITS TODAY, YOU ARE NOT INVESTING!

There is a 25% chance we get a tweet that reads “ALL TARIFFS ARE BEING PAUSED FOR 45 DAYS SO ALL LOW INCOME PEOPLE CAN HAVE AN AFFORDABLE THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS! THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE AND MANY ARE SAYING MAYBE I AM THE ‘REAL’ SANTA! GOD BLESS!” bears beware

PYPL MAY BE DOWN 31% YTD BUT AT LEAST WE LONGS ARE NOW GETTING A 1 TIME 14 CENT DIVIDEND

Already up 4 dollars from bottom, not even power hour yet. WE ARE SO BACK

WHY ARE BEARS STILL WINNING?!?!?!

GOOGL GOOG WILL SAVE US ONLY BITCH GREEN WHEN MARKET FIXES WHEN LISA COOK AND FED ARE FIRED. WE WILL RIPPP $330 SOON

THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN