ARE

the most funny thing is when people were screaming BERS ARE FCKED since yesterday LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

BULLS ARE SOOOO FUCKED...🥳🥳🥳🥳

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED 🐍

RAISE THE FLAGS CUT THE SAILS WE ARE GOING DOWN

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK THE BERRORISTS ARE GREEDY

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??

THE RUNNNERS ARE RUNNNING LFG

BERS ARE THE 37 YEAR OLD UNCLE WHO THOUGHT HE WAS TOO COOL TO HAVE CHILDREN AND MISSED OUT ON THE BIGGEST JOY IN LIFE. LOOKING AT EVERYONE ELSE LIVING A FULFILLING LIFE. KIND OF LIKE THE LAST TWO DAYS OF BERS THINKING THEY ARE BIG BRAINED AND GETTING SMOKED IN THE MARKETS. THANK YOU.

ITS A BOL WORLD, AND BERS ARE JUST SHIDDIN N PISSIN IN IT!

OH NO STARBUCKS IS MOONING WE ARE FUCKED

BERS ARE THE DAVE RAMSEY OF TRADERS

BERS I JUST HIT MY FIRST BAN BET AFTER YOU DOUBTED ME. BEEN YELLING AT YOU IN ALL CAPS FOR CLOSE TO 3 DAYS TELLING YOU HOW MORONIC YOU ARE

NVDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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# holy FUCK MY SPY CALLS ARE AT 52% IV OH FUK

BOYS SKIMMED MILK POWDER FUTURES ARE RIPPINGGGGG!!! I HOPE YOU ALL LISTENED 🚀 🚀 🚀 

Denial 👈 YOU ARE HERE Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance

IF YOU SELL AT OPEN YOU ARE GHEI

NVDA goes for -0.0001% dip.. WSB: LOOK WHAT EUROPOORS ARE DOING, THEY ONLY KNOW SELLING

#WHY ARE YOU 🌈? 👀

MFERS ARE TALKING ABOUT BETTING AGAINST THE SHOVEL SELLERS INSTEAD OF THE MINERS. RETARDS!

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BOYS GET FUCKING READY TO NOT WORK AT MCDONALDS

BERS ARE a) ugly b) fat c) poor d) all of the above

The last 24 hours have been - PLACE BETS ON NVDA AND AMD - BRIEF ANXIETY ATTACK - YELL AT BEARS TELLING THEM WHY THEY ARE WRONG - WATCH PREDICTABLE V BOUNCES - OBVIOUS V FORMATION, BUY TQQQ, SELL IT - AMD AND NVDA PRINT - YELL AT BEARS TELLING THEM THEY ARE ALSO WRONG TOMORROW

I HEAR BEARS ARE MIGRATING TO R/GARYVEE AND BECOMING ACTIVE IN THE GARAGE SALE FLIPPING COMMUNITY AFTER ENDURING A BRUTAL SHREK V AFTER HOURS.

meta bagholders WE ARE SOOO BACK (until tomorrow open) but WE ARE SOO BACK

NVDA EARNINGS BEAT EPSTEIN FILES BULLS ARE HAVING A GREAT WEEK

HONG KONG IS NOW RENAMED THE JENG-SENG INDEX AND NIKKEI IS THE JENSEN INDEX. JOKES ASIDE BEARS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

THE VIBES ARE SO DEAD FOR BEARS. I DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT THE TECHNICALS JUST BOUGHT A SHITLOAD OF AMD BECAUSE EVERYONE IN HERE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD FOR THREE CONSECUTIVE DAYS

WE ARE SO BACK 🫲🏼🟢🫱🏼 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

ARE THE FUTURES FAKE WHEN THEY ARE UP ALMOST 1%?

ARE WE FADING WTF

BEARS MOVING THE GOALPOST TO COPE IS HILARIOUS. INSANE AMOUNTS OF CAPITAL ARE ABOUT TO FLOOD THE MARKETS WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR HANDS

WE ARE WINNING

GUESS BUYING CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR ADULTS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

ARE WE HAPPY? CAUSE I CERTAINLY AM

NEOCLOUDS ARE BACK MOTHAFAKASSS

WE ARE COMING BACK FOR THOSE ALL-TIME FUCKING HIGHS TOMORROW BEARS YOU LOST

ARE WE SAVED CHAT

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NUMBERS

\*NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “CLOUD GPUS ARE SOLD OUT” Nvidia to 0 revenue next month

*NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “BLACKWELL SALES ARE OFF THE CHARTS" *NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “CLOUD GPUS ARE SOLD OUT”

*NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “BLACKWELL SALES ARE OFF THE CHARTS" *NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “CLOUD GPUS ARE SOLD OUT”

BEAR DREAMS ARE CRUSHED

WE ARE SAVED BLESSED BE JENSEN

WE ARE SO BACK BABY

WE ARE SOOOO FUCKING BACKKK