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\*NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “CLOUD GPUS ARE SOLD OUT” Nvidia to 0 revenue next month

*NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “BLACKWELL SALES ARE OFF THE CHARTS" *NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “CLOUD GPUS ARE SOLD OUT”

*NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “BLACKWELL SALES ARE OFF THE CHARTS" *NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “CLOUD GPUS ARE SOLD OUT”

BEAR DREAMS ARE CRUSHED

WE ARE SAVED BLESSED BE JENSEN

WE ARE SO BACK BABY

WE ARE SOOOO FUCKING BACKKK

WE ARE SAVED , THANK U JENSEN

WE ARE SAVED BY DADDY JENSEN AI STILL ALIVE BABY

PROFITS ARE UP 120%

RESULTS ARE OUT… Of control. I mean like, what the fuck when are they releasing them?

WHERE ARE THEY

NVIDIA DOWN 0.02% in after hours. WE ARE DOOMED!

WHERE ARE THE RESULTS

Breaking News: NVIDIA ANNOUNCED THEY ARE NOW DEDICATING ALL NEW PROCESSORS TO 🌽 MINING

MY BUTTCHEEKS ARE SO TIGHT

BERS THINK THEY ARE GENIUSES, WHEN IN REALITY WE WILL BOUNCE OF THIS OVERSOLD MINOR CORRECTION VERY QUICKLY AND BREAK 700 BEFORE END OF YEAR. LITERALLY THAT SIMPLE.

TRUMP: $270 BILLION IN AGREEMENTS AND SALES ARE BEING SIGNED BETWEEN DOZENS OF COMPANIES TODAY

THEY ARE GOONING THE MARKET

#$89,599.26 HOLY FUCK. MOST PEOPLE ARE SIMPLY NOT READY FOR WHATS COMING

WHY ARE THEY LETTING THAT ANNUKI ALIEN FREAK ELMO MUSK TALK ON TV.

HEY BEARS ARE YOU REALLY BETTING ON THE MOST OBVIOUS RUG PULL OF ALL TIME HAPPENING AT THE MOST OBVIOUS TIME OF ALL TIME. YOUR PUTS ARE SO FUCKED LMAO 👌

No pressure Jensen LMAO ARE WE IN A BUBBLE>>>?

$TSLA $NVDA - ELON MUSK: XAI AND SAUDI ARE DOING A 500 MEGAWATT PROJECT WITH NVIDIA

DYSTOPIAN GREEN SHREKKING BEARS ARE ABSOLUTELY TOAST

MY VIX PUTS ARE PRINTING 🖨️ (They’re up like 9%)

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOULL SEE 667 IN FIVE MINUTES

BERS WATCHED TOO MANY YOUTUBE VIDEOS FROM 72 YEAR OLDS IN BUNKERS TALKING ABOUT THE END OF FINANCIAL MARKETS AND ARE NOW BEING LIQUIDATED

BERS ARE YOU OKAY.

#WTF ARE YOU REGARDS DOING IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY GOOGL?? LITERALLY UNDERPRICED COMPARED TO OTHER TECH STONKS LOWER P/E

BEARS ARE ACTUALLY RETARDED. THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD ALL COLLECTIVELY TIMED THE BUBBLE AND WERE GOING TO CAPITALIZE ON IT IN A 24 HOUR PERIOD.

THEY ARE DESTROYING AMERICA, PUTS ON EVERYTHING, PUTS ON YOUR PUTS

I like that you were thoughtful enough to say they HAVE constipation, rather than they ARE constipated.  Very progressive of you. 

# WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP-OIL # ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

WE ARE SAVED BULLS

If we did this we’d be millionaires a long time ago. BUT HERE WE ARE

All the dumbfucks that sold NVIDIA over the last weeks, YOU ARE ENTRY LIQUIDITY BAHAAHAHAH

IM FROM THE FUTURE AND YOU ARE STILL GHEY IN 10 YEARS

Citadel loaded up on NVDA shares before earnings. These MMs ain’t gonna let NVDA fall. They ARE the market.

WHY ARE ANIS BOOBS SO IMMACULATE OMG IM SO HORNY

BEARHUNTER I CANT SEE YOUR POSTS ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU BLOCKED ME BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD BE REVOKED YOUR 1% COMMENTOR BADGE BECAUSE YOU CANT TAKE A SINGLE STRANGER FROM THE INTERNET TELLING YOU YOUR POSTS ARE NOT FUNNY WHATSOEVER. YOU BELONG IN SAUDI ARABIA AT A MCDONALDS AND TO BE CAST INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITHIN THE WSB SOCIAL RANKS

HOW BIG OF LOSERS ARE THE TOP 1% COMMENTERS ON THIS SUBREDDIT. BEEN HERE LIKE TWO DAYS AND BEARHUNTER BLOCKED ME AND IS PROBABLY CRYING BECAUSE I SAID HE WASNT FUNNY

THIS GUYS COMMENTS AND POSTS ARE ALWAYS MID AT BEST. NEVER FUNNY AND JUST THE SAME UNORIGINAL SHIT WITH LMAO AND AN EMOJI

ARE YOU OK?

ARE YOU READY FOR THE MEMEVDA PUMP!?

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#LMFAOOO SOME OF YOU ARE SO SALTY, ITS SAD.

# SOMEONE POST THE SUICIDE HOTLINE, BEARS ARE ON THE ROOFTOPS.

#WE ARE IN THE DIGITAL ERA, OF COURSE MICHAEL BUSSY IS GOING TO TWEET & MAKE MONEY OFF YOU.

#PEOPLE HERE FOUND IT AMUSING TO WATCH 🌽 GO DOWN 25% WHILE THEIR OWN PORTS ARE DOWN 99%.