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MSTR GAY BEARS ARE STOOOPIDD BOW DOWN TO DADDY SAYLOR SHOULDa BOUGHT THE DIP YESTERDAY 😂😂🌽🌽🚀🚀

HOW MANY RED -1% DAYS ARE WE GETTING MAN BRO GIVE ME ONE FUCKING GREEN DAY

**M’BOY ARE YOU FAT**

#THESE ARE SAME GULLIBULLS THAT SAID SPY TO A MILLION

BEAR GANG WHERE U ARE? AWAKE FROM HIBERNATION BREATHERN OUR 2 WEEKS OF THE YEAR IS HERE

MY BALLS ARE HOT STINKY AND SWEATY

# LOOK OUT FOR "HODL - DO NOT SELL!! THEY WANT YOUR CORN FOR CHEAP" ANYWAYS, YOU GUYS ARE STILL MUCH BETTER THAN MY ALL STOCK PORTFOLIO

# ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW BULS

🚨 JG WENTWORTH SAYS WE ARE LIVING IN UNCERTAIN ECONOMIC TIMES

WHERE ARE THE JERBS

THOSE ARE MY PERSONAL BURGERS BÆRB

Epstein files to be released but what’s this? Key details redacted because of “on going” investigations? WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?

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FED'S WALLER: FINANCIAL MARKETS ARE CAPABLE OF 'TAKING A BEATING' WTH.... BOSS I am tired

WHAT ARE THE NEWS? EPSTEIN AND PRESIDENTIAL BJ'S ????

#COSTCO IS PACKED & PEOPLE ARE GOING ABOUT THEIR DAY LIKE ITS NORMAL, HOW?

MANGO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?????

THEY ARE EATING THE CORN AND SOY

Alexa just sent a notification that SPY is down 5% (it was a bs news story but they usually only send market updates with this notification) sure gave me a scare of my life. WTF ARE YOU DOING BEZOS???

#WE ARE ALL GOING BACK TO THE HOOD.

#THE BARS ARE MOVING TO THE RIGHT

HELP ME GOOGLE WAN KENOBI YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE

Wait so futes really ARE fake???

Hey bers!!! WHERE ARE YALL???? I PROMISE BULL WONT HURT YOU 😈😈😈🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🪦🪦🪦🪦

WHERE ARE THE BERS SAYING BLOOD RED? DED LMFAOOO WE RIPPING 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

NOTICE HOW QUIET THE BERS ARE 👀👀👀👀 THEY NOT EVEN DOWNVOTING. R.I.P 🪦💀

WSB MODS ARE MOSSAD 👀👀👀👀

WAIT!!! WHAT IF BERS ARE JEWISH??? EXPLAINS THE COPE. 👀👀👀👀👀🚀🚀🚀 #woke #noticing

WHERE ARE THE BERS????? NO WHERE LMFAOOOO. RIP BERS 🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

WAIT, THE CONTRACTS ARE VOIDED?!?! THE CONTRACTS ARE VOIDED?!?! OHHHH HOLY SHHHHIT! OHHHH MMMMOTHER FUCKER!

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DEMS ARE DISTRACTING YOU FROM THE SHUTDOWN DMAGAE WITH THIS HOAX

OH MY GOD GOOG AND FUTURES ARE GIVING IT ALL BACK. Bulls getting well done tonight!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^thisishowyouretardssound

BY 3am WE GONNA BE UP 7% IN FUTES. BERS ARE FUCKED

BUDDY THINKS CALLS AND PUTS ON SPY ARE THE ONLY FINANCIAL TOOLS THAT EXIST 🤣🤣🤣 KEEP COPING AND BUYING OPTIONS BOZO

INSANE HOW GOOD BERS ARE AT COPING LOL

BERS ARE COOKED SPY 700 EOD TOMORROW

FUTES ARE UP LMAO BERS R FUGGD

I couldnt believe it at first, needed a few days to let it sink in. >!So AAPL is legit selling socks for $250?!< OH LAWD WE ARE SO FUCKING COOKED.

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YOU ARE A LOSER!

GOOG SWING TRADES ARE BACK ON THE MENU

GOOG GOONS GET IN HERE WE ARE HEADED TO ATH

GET IN BITCH WE ARE BUYING QUANTUM STONKS

WHY ARE THE STOCKS GOING DOWN WHEN THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO TURN GREEN

MOM THE GREEKS AND OI DATA ARE ONCE AGAIN DISAGREEING WITH EACH OTHER. CBOE BE FUCKING UP THE DATA FEED AGAIN. OI says gamma shouldn't be what it is. Btw the [last time](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1oqrgec/daily_discussion_thread_for_november_07_2025/nnn3g7w/) this happened SPY ended 1.5% green.

WE ARE BACK IN BABY

HOLY SHIT BEARS ARE FUCKED

ARE YOU HAVING FUN?