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#Game over, Man, GAME OVER! ##WTH ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!

CAN ANYONE COMFORT ME IM SERIOUSLY NOT OK RIGHT NOW.. ARE WE GONNA BE OK?

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US SECRETARY OF LABOUR: UNSURE IF BLS WILL BE ABLE TO RELEASE OCT CPI LOL WE ARE SO BACK TO V

BER ARE FUCKED

MY STONKAGES MY CUTE BABY STONKIES ARE DIEING

CLOSE THE MARKET WE ARE COOKED 😭😭😭 WHEN $GOOGL 300 FML

I WILL MAKE THE SACRIFICE OF BUYING PUTS SO THE MARKET GOES UP. NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES, THEY ARE GENERALLY ARE BAG HOLDERS.

#TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF AND SHIT ON THE FLOOR #YOU ARE AN ADULT YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS

The conflicts are boided? THE CONFLICTS ARE BOIDED? HOLY SHIT MOTHER FUCKER

OH WE ARE FUCKING COOKED MAN But then again, what crazy shit has this lunatic got right 20 times?

31 AND I HAD SEX AND WE ARE IN LOVE

us? 9 times out of 10 the answer is: WE ARE! lol

TARRIFS ARE OVER !!!

# WE ARE SELLLING TO WILLING BUYERS AT THE FAIR MARKET PRICE

MY CALLS ARE RUINED 😡

WE ARE LIVING IN TACO HELL

Decided to walk away from my computer and see my shares down $25k in a single day. This is absolutely wild. THESE ARE SHARES not options wtf

lmao at the white house tweet WE ARE SO BACK 🤡

WHAT ARE TOU DOING STEP SPPPPYYYY 😩

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SELL A DOLLAR PUMP OFF IMMEDIATELY WHEN YOU ARE DOWN 1% ALREADY

holy fuck spy YOU ARE DOWN 1% CAN YOU FIND ANY SUPPORT AT ALL

# BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE CLARIFIES WON'T BE RELEASING OCT CPI AND JOBS REPORT "BECAUSE THE NUMBERS ARE ZERO. NO INFLATION. NO JOB LOSSES. SO NO REPORT." 🚀🚀🚀

I warned you all, QUANTUM COMPANIES ARE A SCAM. If you want exposure to the tech but google or IBM. SHORT RIGETTI IONQ D-WAVE

OH MY GAWD WE ARE SO FUCKED. \-Warren Buffett

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MASSIVE DUMP COMING SINCE ALL BEARS ARE EXTINCT

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WE ARE FUCKED

Good morning! \* looks at the trust me bro data "WE ARE ALL GOOD!"

THEY ARE EATING MY CALLS

#### WHY ARE **FUTES** CRASHING CHAT 🚨

BTC RIPPIN' (+0.68%) WE ARE SO BACK

OK ITS FUCKING TIIIIIIIIIIIIME - DEBATES ARE OVERRRR

THEY ARE VOTING

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##WE ARE CLIFFARDING

repeat after me: >!FUTURES ARE NOT REAL!<

FUTES ARE FAKE FUTES ARE FAKE FUTES ARE FAKE FUTES ARE FAKE ITS GONNA BE OKAY ITS GONNA BE OKAY ITS GONNA BE OKAY RED BY NIGHT GREEN BY MORNING RED BY NIGHT GREEN BY MORNING TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY

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# FIRST, THEY DIDN'T RELEASE THE EPSTEIN LIST, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING # NOW, THEY SAY OCTOBER JOBS AND CPI REPORTS ARE LIKELY NEVER TO BE RELEASED

DOTCOM CSCO BAG HOLDERS YOU ARE NOW FREE FROM THE SHACKLES

THEY ARE DOWNVOTING ME BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO MANIFEST A BETTER MARKET

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆

# ORCL DOWN 35% FROM THE HIGH. # GENTS, WE ARE WITNESSING A BLOOD BATH. # TLDR: FUCK YOU BER

WE ARE LIVE, 688 EOD

GLD- Infinite value WE ARE STILL EARLY

# 😭 I AM NOT AWARE IF DR.BURRY SHORTS MY STOCKS TOO??????? WHY ARE THEY DOWN SO MUCH ON NO NEWS????????? PORT AT ALL TIME LOW NOW

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?