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WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆 if you guys stream golden and cheer a little bit we’d hit new highs way sooner

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆

Mag 7 is now the mag 3 $GOOGL $GOOG $NVDA THATS IT YOU ARE WELCOME

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#GAWD DAMN IT'S SO COLD MY SUNKEN NIPPLES ARE SHOWING UP 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

I THINK THIS DIDDY BLUD IS BURRY. I THINK THIS DIDDY BLUD IS ACKMAN… I THINK WE ARE GONNA TURN HIM INTO MARGIN TRADING SYSTEM…

>U.S. TARIFFS WILL IMPOSE ABOUT $1.2 TRILLION IN ADDITIONAL COSTS ON COMPANIES IN 2025, AND THE MAJORITY OF THOSE COSTS ARE BEING PASSED ON TO CONSUMERS," PER S&P GLOBAL Wait till round 2 and 3 of tariff increases

# LPT: IF YOU ARE IN A STOCK AND THERE IS A SUB REDDIT FOR IT WHERE YOU SEE POSTS LIKE 🗣️ "DO NOT SELL!! THEY WANT YOUR SHARES FOR CHEAP" **DO SELL 🚬😮‍💨 IT'S PROBABLY OVER**

I HOPE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ARE BUYING CIFR PUTS RIGHT NOW! It’s quite literally free fucking money!

#**YA’LL DON’T KNOW WHAT MAGNETS ARE, AND IT SHOWS** 🫵

# LET'S GOOOOO # WE ARE SO BACK # PRICE ACTION IDENTICAL TO THE LAST 7 MONTHS OF PARABOLIC ACTION # SPY $700 IS CONSERVATIVE

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆 stream golden bulls!

WE ARE GREEENNNN 685 INCOMINGGG

WE ARE OPENING UP OUR COUNTRY TO RETARDATION. THE MOST RETARDED SHIT OF ALL TIME THEY'RE SAYING. THE GOLDEN AGE OF RETARDATION.

#BERS ARE ETERNALLY FUK

Holy fucking shit AI fucking sucks. Giving me reality checks and shit "Reality check on the “week or two” target To grow $10k → $25k: 10 trading days requires ~9.6% per day compounded; 7 days needs ~14% per day; 5 days needs ~20% per day. That’s moon-shot territory for 0DTE. It’s doable to have a heater, but the variance is brutal—plan for survival first. (Math shown here for transparency." BITCH MY PUTS ARE UP 75% TODAY

DO SOMETHING JENSEN WE ARE GETTING DESTROYED

Amazing how quickly you can go from DATA CENTERS AND AI ARE RAPIDLY GROWING to AI is a bubble everyone will die

IF YOU HAVE NO RDDT WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE MF WE GOING TO THE MOOOOOOON

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆 stream golden bulls!

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BERS WHY ARE YOU SO GAY JUST BUY CALLS U PUSSIES

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 ARE WE PLAYING CRWV EARNINGS?!!

SPY YOU ARE MY B1TCH LOVER!

YAY MY CALLS ARE ONLY -40% NOW !!

OMFG I DIAMOND HANDED MY CALLS BULLS ARE WE THERE LETS GET RICH TODAY

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WHY ARE YOU BUYING CALLS JUST OFF ALL TIME HIGH PRICES Jeez the bulls get dumber by the day

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'CAUSE WE'RE (bear) HUNTERS, VOICES STRONG AND I BELIEVE WE ARE GOING UP UP UP 🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

"WE ARE BUILDING A RELIGION, WE ARE BUILDING IT BIGGER, WE ARE WIDENING THE CORRIDOR AND ADDING MORE LANES"

SNDK has been going up like the past 6 months, why the fuck has nobody ever posted this? This is 10x better than any freaking meme stock. Y’all ARE USLESS. 

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆 stream golden bulls!

BERS ARE FUKED 🚀🚀🚀

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MY QQQ CALLS ARE PRINTING BABY 🤑🤑🤑

MY PRESIDENT IS WHITE…. MY LAMBOS BLUE… YOUR PUTS ARE FUCKED 🤡🤡🤡

Dear Bers, We ARE in a bubble. but who tf cares. It could pop tomorrow or 5 years from now and you ain't smart enough to time it. Just go long, or keep doing what you're doing if you like being miserable.

SHUTDOWN OVER! BER ARE FUK! FUK ALL BEAR! GO FUK USELF BER!

8 DEMS VOTED IN, WE ARE SO BACK

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BERS ARE FKED, FK YOUR PUTS.

RECESS til 8pm! PEOPLE ARE DYING AND STARVING. and not flying.

WE NEED MORE STIMULUS FUTURES ARE DIPPING! 😱

News (at least for you): stimmys ARE liquidity (retail), ~$400B liquidity.

FUTES ARE UP BIGLY GO GO GO BUY BUY BUY 1 TRILLION ZIMBABWE DOLLARS TO EVERYONE

>CNN: KLARNA EXPANDS OFFERINGS TO INCLUDE 10 YEAR BURRITO LOANS. LONGER DURATIONS ARE ALSO BEING CONSIDERED 

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**COLTS ARE BACK TO LIFE BABY**