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WHAT ARE THE CHANCES WE GET AN ACTUAL FACERIPPER TODAY???

NVDA DIPS BEING GOBBLED UP WE ARE HEALING

MOVE OVER NVDA & GOOGLE, WE ARE APING INTO IWM BEAR MARKET TO ATH IN 4 DAYS LMAOOOO

WHERE ARE ALL THE NVIDIA DOOMERS AND GLOOMERS? SHOW YOURSELVES!

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is this a good time to point out FUTES ARE RIPPING

people selling $GOOGL for $NVDA & $META EL O EL YOU ARE COOOKED

BERS ARE SO FUKD LMAO

Tbf outlook also has stupid issues with this. Like WHY ARE YOU REMOVING MY FUCKIN' BULLET POINT WHEN I PASTE IN A JIRA TICKET LINK AHHHHHHH FUCK YOU OUTLOOK

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I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR THE BEARS THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT POST INTERNET INVENTION (EXCLUDING THE ROOMBA) WILL CHANGE THE WORLD IN FULL FORCE. WE ARE SEEING IT IN REAL TIME. HERE YOU ARE, WISHING FOR 2% DROPS IN SPY, WHILE THOSE OF US WHO BELIEVE STOCKPILE IN ORDER TO LAUGH AT YOU FOR ETERNITY. I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU INVEST YOUR BURRY BIBLE SUBSTACK FUNDS INTO THE MARKET. THANK YOU.

THE THING ABOUT BERS IS THEY GENERALLY HAVE A NEGATIVE VIEW ON LIFE. WE THINK THAT THEY ONLY WANT THE MARKET TO GO DOWN, BUT THEIR NEGATIVE ATTITUDES IN GENERAL ARE A STAIN ON EVERYONE AROUND THEM IN THEIR DAILY LIVES. QUIET PIGGIES

$NVDA - NVIDIA: OUR GPUS ARE A ‘GENERATION AHEAD’ OF GOOGLE’S AI CHIPS - CNBC time to write a diss track

BERS ARE ESSENTIALLY RETARD BROTHER BILO IN THIS SITUATION

THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

BEHOLD. DIPS ARE FOR BUYING

BEARS ARE WRONG AGAIN. THROWING DARTS AT A PICTURE OF MICHAEL BURRY ON MY WALL DRINKING A RED BULL

ALL OF THE FINANCE BROS AND THEIR ROBOTS ARE ON VACATION AND YOURE BEARISH

THE STOCKS ARE BACK IN TOWN

THE NEXT 3 FLOORS ARE ALL OCCUPIED WHAT THE FUCK

YOU ARE the exit liquidity

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ARE WE PUMPING $KSS?

NVDA CALLS AT THIS LEVEL ARE A NO BRAINER. BUT THE MOMENT I BUY, THIS SHIT DUMPS TO 150.

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS # WE ARE SO BACK

BOLS ARE NOT AFRAID

The mkt rewards jackassery and retard behavior. NVDA literally had the best earnings ever and ARE SOLD THE FUCK OUT OF CHIPS. Of course the hyperscalers are going to look for other sources of AI. The run in google and avgo is unsustainable. We going to have a flash crash soon with all the retards pumping 1T+ stocks 

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#WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IF YOU’RE NOT BUYING GOOGL???

WE ARE FUCKING FADING FAST FOLKS WHAT DO WE DO 😭😭🥺

so what ARE your moves tomorrow?

boomers will say “weak men make hard times” completely unaware that THEY ARE the weak men who made hard times

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING

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#HOW MANY OF YOU ARE FROM HINDUSTAN????

WE ARE SO BACK BABY

BERS ARE DEAD

Guys! The girls that post on the amateur cum sluts sub ARE NOT AMATEURS! They are damned professionals. My wife never does that shit.

QQQ up 2.5% without a single pull back or sell off # WE ARE SO BACK

BE GOOGLE WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL

PEOPLE ARE BUYING FAKE INTERNET MONEY IN MASS AND YOURE BEARISH

WHAT ARE GOOGLE FOLK DOING WE HOLD OR SELL?

WE ARE SO BACK BOYS

WE ARE SOOO BACK

Bloomberg: > SPACS ARE MAKING A COMEBACK Might be close to the top...

BEAR PORTFOLIOS ARE ABOUT TO GIG GIGA CHAD FUCKED BY WORTHLESS INTERNET CURRENCIES AND CHAT BOTS LLMS

HOW ARE MY 670 0DTEs STILL NEGATIVE Theta should be illegal, we’ve pumped $3 since I bought them

WHY ARE THE BEARS SO QUIET? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?

BREAKING: Fed's Waller says they are advocating for a rate cut in December. **WE ARE SO BACK**