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#BEARS COPING SO BAD THEY ACTUALLY THINK THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC ARE GOING TO ACCOMPLISH JACK SQUAT AND BRING DOWN THE MARKET LOL

Energy prices ARE the macro. 

MY FUCKING PUTS ARE BLOODY

> IRAN'S PRESIDENT PEZESHKIAN STATES THEY ARE PREPARED TO END THE WAR IF THEY RECEIVE GUARANTEES.

IRAN'S PRESIDENT PEZESHKIAN STATES THEY ARE PREPARED TO END THE WAR IF THEY RECEIVE GUARANTEES.

IRAN'S PRESIDENT PEZESHKIAN STATES THEY ARE PREPARED TO END THE WAR IF THEY RECEIVE GUARANTEES. and market reacted that much? lol

IRAN'S PRESIDENT PEZESHKIAN STATES THEY ARE PREPARED TO END THE WAR IF THEY RECEIVE GUARANTEES.

**WE ARE SO BACK**

# DAYS LIKE THESE ARE WHEN YOU WISH YOU HAD EMOJIS # WOULD'VE SPAMMED SO MANY: # shreks # copium pepes (for bers) # KEKW

ORANGE SAID WAR WILL BE OVER SOON WE ARE BACK PAMP IT UP

SPY WHERE ARE YOU GOING BROTHER

What a phenomenal immediate turnaround. ARE YOU HAVING FUN BOYS?!

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!" - Then from deep within the coliseum crowd. "Of course we are you dipshit; you just cut off a guys head. It was awesome!! Yo, Marcus Aurelius, thnx for the tix. This shit is hilarious!!"

BREAKING: BULLS ARE SO RETARDED THAT I'M CONFISCATING THEIR MONEY AS THEY HAVE NO CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS

MY PUTS ARE PRINTING HOLY SHIT LMAOOO I KNEW IT

WE ARE SO BACK

WHY ARE WE PUMPING

WHEN ARE WE GONNA FADE THE PUMP?

WE ARE DOING THIS FOR YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS!

3 months ago we were buying $700 spy calls. ARE WE TIRED OF WINNING YET??!?

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CUZ WE ARE RETARDS BUYING LONG AND I KNOW I BELIEVE

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# TSA WORKERS ARE BASICALLY SLAVES LMAO

PLS DONT TELL ME BOLS ARE GOING TO FALL FOR IT AGAIN

I bought Puts at market close today. WHY ARE WE GOING UP

I mean yeah he lied about it being over forty times in a row but surely he won’t do it forty one! HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE SOME OF YOU

**WE ARE SO FUCKIN BACK** (I have zero idea what everyone is talking about)

# I BOUGHT CALLS BECAUSE IM A FUCKING MAN. AND MEN ARE BULLS. ^(SPY 630p (4/2))

#WE ARE IN WWIII RN!!!

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FUTES ARE GREEN QUICK BOLS COME OUT OF HIDING AND TAKE SCREENSHOT

> TRUMP: WE ARE LOOKING AT SENDING ICE AGENTS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION ON WALL STREET

MF’S 401K’S ARE DOWN SO MUCH AND IT’S ONLY BEEN 3 FULL MONTHS! LMFAO! FUCK RETIRMENT! WE ARE NOTHING BUT SLAVES TO THE OIL TRADE

u/Embarrassed-Sky6890 # [ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1s7580i/comment/oda1mph/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

JUST DROP WHY ARE YOU TEASING

LMAO POPE LEO SAYS YALL ARE DUMB CUNTS

DON’T YOU PATHETIC CHILDREN UNDERSTAND THIS  ISN’T “BUY THE DIP,” THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A FULL-BLOWN BEAR MARKET. CAPE IS AT ALL-TIME HIGHS, VALUATIONS ARE INSANE, AND THE BUBBLE IS ABOUT TO BURST. YOU REALLY THINK THIS JUST BOUNCES BACK? THIS DOESN’T SEE THESE LEVELS AGAIN FOR A DECADE. LIQUIDITY IS DRYING UP, EVERYTHING IS OVERLEVERAGED, AND THE WHOLE THING IS ABOUT TO UNWIND. BUT SURE, KEEP BUYING THE DIP LIKE IT’S 2021. FOOLS.

"What's in it for us" NONE OF US KNOW MARCO WHY ARE WE DOING THIS

WE WERE DEAD, NOW WE ARE SO HOT 🥵

#MARKETS ARE CLOSED ON FRIDAY. ADJUST YOUR POSITIONS ACCORDINGLY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Yes billion dollar hedge funds ARE singling you out and targeting your 2 put contracts

SPY up by .36% Buls: LUL, GEY BERS ARE FUK.

Look at your young men dying ... Look at your children crying ... MY HANDS ARE TIED 🎤

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Yes YESSS we’re back in the high 630s, ber is SO BEYOND COOKED. YESSS WE ARE MOONING IM BUYING 700c WEEKLIES AT OPEN

THEY ARE DRILLING OIL

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BEARS ARE GOING TO BE REALLY CONFUSED WHY THEY'RE GETTING FUCKED TOMORROW LMAO