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Yeah that and they pump money in when they want. For me it’s see everything go down. How is this even a stock market. This is something else man I didn’t join for this. I thought it would be reasonable this makes no sense and when we are sleeping this happens a lot. They are constantly trying to fuck us. “HEY GUYS WE ARE INVESTUNG IN NOKIA” like when the fuck does the money ever even hit. When they say shit it’s to fucjing late it feels to market is a big scam 

NEWS🚨🚨 BEARS ARE STILL GAY 🐻🌈❌

BE GAY WHEN OTHERS ARE GAY. BE STRAIGHT WHEN OTHERS ARE STRAIGHT - WARREN BUFFET

IM FREAKIN THE FUCK OUT RN. IF YOU AINT BALLS DEEP IN PUTS YOU ARE FUCKED! YOU HERE ME? FUCKED! HIT THAT SELL BUTTON LIKE I HIT YOUR MOM'S ASS LAST NIGHT! ^(This is financial advice.)

JENSSEN IS A SNAKE OIL SALESMAN AND YOU ARE THE MARK

#FUCKING TOILET PAPER COMPANY BANKRUPTED ME BECAUSE THEY ARE BUYING TYNEROL WTF 🤬🤬🤬

THE PALANTARDS ARE CRYING PALANTEARS 😭😭😭

HIMS: ‘WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE A REVOLUTIONARY DEAL WITH OPENAI CEO SAM ALTMAN SUPPLYING $20B IN DICK PILLS OVER 5 YEARS’

#HIMS IS COMING BACK TENDIES ARE BACK ON THE TABLE

PALANTIR RESULTS: >!ARE NOT YET RELEASED!<

scrollin thru 🥭 truth be like: congress congress congress congress congress congress congress congress congress congress TERMINATE THE FILLIBUSTER. DEMS ARE CRAZED LUNATICS congress congress congress congress congress congress

WHAT ARE WE THINKING ABOUT NVTS EARNINGS AFTER HOURS? Should have some good press but revenue loss is supposed to increase.

# AAPL, STOP GOING DOWN MAN, YOU ARE KILLING ME.... TIM PLEASE COOK AGAIN

This is Wall Street Dr. Burry, if you offer us free finger-painted collages of barnyard animals playing in a meadow, we ARE going to take it. 

##VALUATIONS ARE NOT HIGH ENOUGH

openai announces deal with WH & USA 🇺🇸 WE ARE WINNING FOLKS 🥭  WINNING   !!!!!!  WINNNNIIINNNGGG !!!!! 🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦

##WE ARE SMARTER THAN WARREN BUFFET

IREN YOU ARE GLORIOUS, but why???

RIPS ARE FUTING

THEY ARE WATCHING YOU!

WHERE ARE 31’s BOBS????

bers the type to source their investments from r/ValueInvesting and wonder why they're not making money. Then shout into the void "MARKETS ARE RIGGED!"

Futes +0.10$. All: BEARS ARE FUCKED

#IF FUTES ARE RED THEY ARE FAKE. If green, they are real. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

FUTES ARE RIPPING!!

WHERE ARE FUTES 😡

THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU!

just one more hour til my FUTES ARE RIPPING brethren are unleashed

🎶🎵”ALL MY BEARS ARE DEAD, PUSH ME TO THE EDGE.” 😵🙂‍↔️

# THE METARDS ARE READY TO BUY ALL DIPS!!!

BULLISH AS FUCK REST OF THE YEAR NOW THAT DODGERS WON. BEARS ARE BIGLY FUCKED

WE WIN BOTH THE STANLEY CUP AND THE MLB PLAYOFFS CANADA: YOU ARE USELESS

#WE ARE TIED

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*** THIS IS THE RED CROSS, THIS IS THE RED CROSS WE ARE SEARCHING FOR BEAR SURVIVORS. IF YOU NEED HELP, OR KNOW OF SOMEONE WHO NEEDS HELP, PLEASE APPROACH THE MEDICAL STATION.

# Credit Crisis, Record AI Spending, Mass Unemployment, Inflation Exploding AGAIN, Interest won't get cut further....... and you thought I would be smart to buy calls in SPY after a 30% in 6 months ?????? GOSH YOU ARE BEYOND STUPID

MR MM THEY SOLD THEIR GLD NO LONGER ARE THE BAGS OF OLD PUMP THAT SHIT MAKE MY CALLS GO UP TENFOLD

# BAGS ARE SO HEAVY, I MAY HAVE TO DROP THEM. OTHERWISE, NO CHRISTMAS GIFTS THIS YEAR

# WHY ARE WE DROPPING

BULLS ARE COOK

AMZN CALLS ARE SPOOKY 👻

WE ARE GONNA GO PARABOLIC TODAY

Chat GPT is literal Trash GPT, I needed it to delete tasks, it no longer knew where the task ID was located in order to delete it. The AI said I have to contact support and have them find it. I’m over here like “YOU ARE FUCKING AI WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU CONTACT YOUR OWN FUCKING SUPPORT TO FIX THE ISSUE” it literally created more work for me than less. Needless to say, this is when I realized AI is 99% smoke and mirrors. It’s still going to replace a fuck ton of works force and remove jobs that were trivial but I’ll be damned if they start using it for engineering.

#“BEARS ARE VILE CREATURES”- TIM APPLE 2025

WE ARE SO BACK BABY. Spy 7000 no longer a meme

RDDT WTF ARE YOU DOING

#AMZN LAYOFFS ARE BULLISH!!!

I CASHED ON ROKU PUTS AND CASHED ON AMZN. MSTR YOU ARE NEXT

YES MY AMZN CALLS ARE PRINTING!!!!! 💎💎💎

Can't wait for all the "WHERE ARE APPLE EARNINGS!?" comments like every quarter.