ARE

poor $ARE. absolutely brutalized

>CNN: MSFT SHARES CLIMB AFTER REPORT SAYS THEY WILL BEAT BIGLY ON LAYOFFS PER SHARE METRIC. WALL STREET ANALYSTS ARE INCREASINGLY FOCUSED ON LAYOFFS PER SHARE AS A SIGN OF THE HEALTH OF COMPANIES INTERNAL AI EFFORTS. 

# GOLD EASILY DOWN 4% FOR EOD. IMAGINE PAYING SO MUCH PRECIOUS USD FOR A WORTHLESS SHINY ROCK. GOSH SOME PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID.

# COMPLETE GOLD MELTDOWN. IF YOU ARE STILL HOLDING, YOU ARE DELUSIONAL. SELL ASAP

ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING YET BULLS?

#RETARDS HERE ARE TELLING US THE BORROWING % OF PENNY STOCKS AND YOU AREN’T BEARISH?

#THERE ARE A LOT OF NEGATIVE CUNTS IN HERE TONIGHT. FUCK OFF, BEARS. DON'T SHOW UP TO THE MARKET TOMORROW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

#OKAY 🥭 WE ARE READY FOR A TWEET.

#MOST OF YOU ARE LEVERAGED TO THE TITS ON CALLS & HORRIBLE AT HIDING IT.

#LAYOFFS ARE GOOD FOR MAG7 STOCKS, THEY’RE STILL BLOATED WITH TOO MANY SIX FIGURE INCOMES DOING NOTHING BESIDES EATING FREE FOOD AND COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR JOBS LMAO 🇺🇸🤌

Thursday is going to be legendary. We get the results of 🥭 and Xi, and 3 out of the Mag 7 earnings. Oh, that's a day after the feds rate decision. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

BYND BAGHOLDERS ARE FUCKED HAHAHA

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE ARE PUMPING LOUD. NOISES!!

MY FUCKING CALLS ARE 0.75 AWAY FROM ITM PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE MANGO SAY SOMETHING RETARDED

WE ARE GOING VERTICAL

>THE U.S. GOVERNMENT AND PRIVATE FINANCIERS ARE POURING MONEY INTO CRITICAL MINERALS, BELIEVING CHINA WILL NEVER BE A RELIABLE SUPPLIER AGAIN: WSJ No deal. 155% China tariffs. Book it. ✅️

BORING LOW VOLUME DAY I NEVER THOUGHT A +1% DAY WOULD BE BORING BUT HERE WE ARE FUCKING DO SOMETHING SPY

gold piercing the 4000usd/oz barrier in order to hug the lower band of the VWAP. WE ARE SO BACK. *Golduuu fightiiiing! uwuu*

#RETAIL TOO BEARISH. GTFO IF YOU ARE A BEAR. BULL UP, BUTTERCUP. 🤑🖕🏼

ARE HEN TEA GNAW

#HOOD IS UP 6% & PEOPLE HERE ARE ASKING THE MARKET TO DO SOMETHING, LMAO.

#AND JUST LIKE THAT ASST BAGGIES ARE BORN.

WTF WHY ARE SOME THINGS RED THIS ISN'T WHAT WE AGREED UPON

#🫵 ARE SIDELINED ON A GENERATIONAL HOOD RUN.

How are you a doomer bear in this economy. WE ARE WINNING

#DO NOT LET THIS NEW ALL TIME HIGH DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT FAKE MEAT BOIS ARE BACK AT $2 AND HOLDING HEAVY, HEAVY BAGS

Everyone knows what today is about unless they live under a rock. WE ARE SO BACK BABY

WE ARE SO BACK

If you bought BYND, just keep holding, I have a big secret that will save you! YOU ARE A FUKING RETARDED CUNT

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#PEOPLE WHO HIDE THEIR COMMENTS ARE BROKE.

CRCL $200 11/21 CALLS BECAUSE MY NUTS ARE HUGE

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WHERE ARE THE THIGHS!!!!

🤌MY FINGERS ARE GLUED TOGETHER LMAO🤌

AMD BERS ARE SCREAMING LMAO 🤌

FUTES ARE RIPPING HOLY

RIPS ARE FUTING 

BEARS ARE FUK HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

FUTES ARE FORREST GREEN Lfg

ATTENTION EU CUCKS WE CHANGED OUR CLOCKS TONIGHT. WE ARE GOING BACK 1HR. THIS MEANS FUTURES ARE OPENING IN 18MINS NOT 1HR18MINS. BE CAREFUL.

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"OUR DEAL WITH CHINA IS DONE, SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH PRES. XI AND ME. FULL MAGNETS, AND ANY NECESSARY RARE EARTHS, WILL BE SUPPLIED, UP FRONT, BY CHINA....WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55% TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10%. RELATIONSHIP IS EXCELLENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!" - June 11th for those keeping track of how many times we've seen this episode

BERS ARE FKED. FK YOUR PUTS.

FUTES ARE GREEN GEY BERS IN TRUBLE LOL

HOLY SHIT YOU’RE A FOODIE TOO?!??!? YOU ALSO ENJOY EATING FOOD??? WHAT ARE THE FUCKIN ODDS?!?!?!??

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WE ARE APPROACHING THE CONFLUENCE 🤌

3i/atlas is dead, He-man is dead, Willard Scott is dead. No one is coming to save us, no divine intervention. You have to suffer more than you can stand to understand love. You have to accept death to live again. We are the soon to be ghost skeletons, the scaffolding for the next wave. WE ARE THE GHOST SKELETONS FIGHTING THE DRAGONS!

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