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GOOG GANG WHERE ARE YOU AT!!!

WE GETTING TRAPPED BULL TRAP THEY ARE GOING TO DUMB 1HR AFTER OPEN ONLY BUY SHARES - NO OPTIONS. $GOOGL SHARES + WRITE PUTS ON THEM!!! DIS THE WAY

They are spending so much on AI that we’re seeing massive liquidity problems, and YOU ARE BEARISH LMAOOO

BLOOMBERG: “Federal Reserve Bank of New York President John Williams said he sees room in the near term for the US central bank to cut interest rates again as the labor market softens. Williams said Friday during a speech in Santiago, Chile” **WE ARE NEVER HAVING ANOTHER RED DAY**

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: YOU FUCKIN' SUCK. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. THANK YOU FOR YOU'RE ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

*Open me up. Lick me good. Eat my cream* **DAMN OREOS ARE GOOD**

THE FUTURES ARE GREEN WHILE PANICAN BEARS POST NONSENSE ABOUT DRILLING

BER AND CORN ARE FUK

FUTES ARE ABSOLUTELY FUTINGGGGGGG

Futures are gonna open +0.3 percent and then all the bulls are gonna start making fun of bears, and then market open we pump to +0.5 percent and we see 'LOL BEARS ARE SO DUMB" until we end up dumping at lunch time and market closes red.

Bessent said there are sectors in recession. WHAT SECTORS ARE THEY SCOTT

THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more for me. 3. I don't want to see your tits.

CHIEFS PLAYOFFS HOPES ARE COOKED

WE ARE DEVELOPING THE NEXT GENERATION OF THINKERS, MINDS THAT WILL INFINITELY SURPASS THE LIMIT OF HUMAN INTELLECT, REVOLUTIONISE THE MODERN WORLD, EXPONENTIALLY MULTIPLY THE ADVANCEMENT OF MANKIND, AND YOU ARE BEARISH?

BEARS ARE THE WILLIAM HUNG OF WALL STREET BETS. FUNNY TO LISTEN TO THEM SPEAK, AND CAN’T REALLY UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THEY SAY, AND DEEP DOWN WE KNOW THEY ARE TALENTLESS.

#FAKE AND GAY FUTES ARE OUR ONLY HOPE!

BESSENT: ENTIRE ECONOMY NOT AT RISK OF RECESSION BESSENT: INTEREST RATE SENSITIVE SECTORS ARE IN RECESSION, BUT CONFIDENT ABOUT 2026 GROWTH PROSPECTS

BESSENT: INTEREST RATE SENSITIVE SECTORS ARE IN RECESSION, BUT CONFIDENT ABOUT 2026 GROWTH PROSPECTS

WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT

WE ARE SCIENTISTS - NOBODY MOVE, NOBODY GET HURT #🗣️

NOT BOLD ENOUGH ARE YOU KITTEN ME

WHAT THEORIES ARE YOU REFERENCING. OR ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE VERIFIED ONE WITH GHISLAINES INVOLVEMENT WITH MOSSAD

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WE ARE SO BACK (i‘m down 79% instead of 88%)

WE ARE SO BACK, +$1,000 BABY!!! **-$4,000 in a month**

WE ARE SO BACK BABY

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

WE ARE IN IT FOR THE LONG RUN RIGHT

# WE ARE IN A GREAT DEPRESSION

# ARE YA WINNING SON???

#IF YOU DON’T HAVE GOOGLE YOU ARE MISSING OUT IMO

#WHEN EVERYBODY AND THEIR PETS ARE BUYING PUTS, MMs WILL ALWAYS INVERSE

BREAKING NEWS: CHAT BOTS ARE NOT WORTH TWENTY TRILLION DOLLARS

WTF ARE THESE MOVES?! WORSE THAN KATY PERRY

#**BTC IS AS MUCH AN “INVESTMENT” AS YOU ARE “HOT”** 🫵🏼🤡

HOW ARE WE GOING RED

AS A 72 YEAR OLD, I AM STILL TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THIS PLATFORM. WHAT IS A TOP 1% COMMENTOR? THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON HERE THAT THEY POST MORE THAN 99% OF OTHERS? ARE THEY PROUD OF THAT? DO WE GIVE THEM A MERIT BADGE TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER?

HELLO CHAT, MY NAME IS CHARLES HIGGINS FROM SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN. I DO NOT EVEN CHECK MARKET PERFORMANCE. IN MY EXPERIENCE, DAY TRADING IS VOLATILE, AND MOST ARE BETTER OFF SIMPLY BUYING ETFS OVER THE LONG RUN AND BELIEVING IN AMERICA.

SOME YOU ARE BEING BLINDLY BEARBOOZLE FUCKED. DO NOT SELL YOUR STOCKS

THE GEN Z CHILDREN ARE SELLING NVDA AND PLTR TO BUY AAPL LITERALLY JUST MONEY HOPPING AROUND FOR THESE KIDS TO BASICALLY GAMBLE  NOT GONNA LAST

IMAGINE A WORLD AFTER JIM KRAMER WITHOUT MARKET MANIPULATION. PRETTY SURE THAT GUY AND ELMO ARE ALIENS FROM THE FUTURE. THAT, OR KRAMER IS LITERALLY JUST RETARDED

WHEN WILL JIM CRAMER / JIM CAREY / MICHAEL SAYLOR WHOEVER THE ELITES ARE REALIZE

ARE WE DYING OR NOT??

#HOW SOON TILL THERE ARE NO BIDS ON CORN AND SAYLOR STRATEGY'S INC

spy goes down -1.5% and it goes green 0.5% today , BERS ARE SHAKING, LMAO ??? hope i won't catch you saying 'i want a refund' later

WE ARE SO BACK

so you ARE entertained

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# FUCK DEM BERS # ALL BECAUSE CRASH COIN # BULLS FUCKING UNITE # WE ARE STRONGER THAN GHEY BERS