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FUTES GREEN BOLS ARE SO BACK OIL CRISIS AVERTED ATH INC

FUCK YOU BERS WE ARE GREEN 🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🫑🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🧑🏿‍🎤🧑🏿‍🎤🧑🏿‍🎤🧑🏿‍🎤🧑🏿‍🎤🥭🥭🥭🥭🪀🪀🪀🪀🪀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦

INGREDIENTS LIST : 🍋‍🟩🫒🫛🍐🍈🍵🫑 GUESS WHAT WE ARE COOKING? THE BERRRRRRRRS

IF YOU DON'T KNOW, TRUMP IS SCHEDULED TO SPEAK HERE SOON. THAT'S WHY FUTES AREN'T DOWN MORE BECAUSE THEY ARE WAITING FOR HIM LMAO [https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar](https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar)

WHY ARE FUTURES NOT DOWN MORE??? EVERY BER SAID THIS WAS IT THIS TIME!!!

WE ARE SO BACK BRO

WE ACHIEVED ALL OUR GOALS WE WON BIGGLY (ONE WOULD SAY THE BIGGLIEST WIN EVER KNOWN IN HUMANKIND) WE ARE LEAVING TOMORROW!

ARE YOU 🫵 WINNING

I CAN TELL, YOU ARE ALL FAT AS FUCK. My play for tommorow, is loading up on Eli Lily on my monthly DCA.

buy the dip THERE ARE NOT GOING TO BE BOOTS ON THE GROUND for the simple fact THERE ARE NO FUNCTIONING PORT FACILITIES TO HANDLE A SEALIFT FOR HEAVY VEHICLES AND SUPPLIES and no you can not fly them there all you amateur armchair generals know zero about logistics

# THE FIRST 45623562573 MOVES ARE FAKE # THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

WE ARE SO BACK, NOT

OMFG FUTES ARE contracts where you agree today to buy or sell something at a set price on a future date

BEAR ARE FUKKK

Guys FUTES ARE DRILLING WHICH MEANS IRAN SPOKESMAN CONFIRMED BOL ARE SAVED! 😃🤙

Message for bols: >!YOU ARE EXIT LIQUIDITY 🫵🏻🤡!<

#PROSTITUTES ARE OVERPAID

SOME PEOPLE CAN STAY HOME FOR 2 DAYS WITHOUT GOING OUT AND THEY ARE NOT EVEN BOTHERED.

gas will be $10/gallon and he’ll still be saying “GAS PRICES ARE DOWN!”

ALL STRAIGHTS ARE NOW BANNED ONLY GAE FROM NOW ON TRANS FOR EVERYONE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

WE ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED.

WE ARE THE HOTTEST COUNTRY

STOCKS ARE GONNA BE A ROCKET SHIP - 🥭 

# JESUS FUCK WE ARE FUCKED

# MUHAMMAD AND UAE ARE OUR FRIENDS

# HOW MANY MUHAMMADS ARE IN HIS HEAD?

The rklb asts trap 2 days ago was funny. “TRADERS ARE BUYING SPACE STOCKS IN PREP FOR THE SPACEX IPO” Like what the fuck would spacex’s ipo have to do with rklb and asts LMAO

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN WHEN THE DOW IS AT 30 THOUSAND!!!!

BREAKING BREAKING TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SIGNS WAR DEAL WITH IRAN THE STRAIGHT IS SET TO BE BLOW THE FUCK UP BUT PLANS ARE PAUSED IRAN CONFIRMS THERE NEVER WAS A STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ ANYWAY REALITY IS A SIMULUATION THANK YOU

NO CRYING AT THE CASINO, WE ARE NOW CLOSED.

ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING YET????

#0.0% SPY ATHs #-5% HEALTHY PULLBACK #-9.1% <--------------- YOU ARE HERE #-10% CORRECTION #-20% BEAR MARKET #-30% CRASH #-40% RECESSION #-50% IT'S OVER

GUYS I DONT THINK WE ARE HITTING SPY 700 TODAY. I THOUGHT STOCK ONLY GO UP PLZ HELP

0.0% SPY ATHs -5% healthy pullback -9.1% <-------- YOU ARE HERE -10% correction -20% bear market -30% crash -40% recession -50% it's over

#WE ARE SO COOKED

🫵🏻🤡 YOU ARE EXIT LIQUIDITY

THEY ARE SCARING THE HOES, MAKE IT STOP!!!!

SPY 690 - SPY 700 soon! SPY 680 - Buy the dip! SPY 670 - This is the dip! SPY 680 - See? I told you! Next stop, SPY 700! SPY 670 - Dip! Dip! SPY 660 - Lol haha nice dip SPY 650 - Christ. Ok, Taco can't make it worse than *this* SPY 640 - Ok it's all priced i- SPY 630 - \[YOU ARE HERE\] SPY 600 - SPY 550 - SPY 500 - SPY 400 -

WHAT ARE THEY PRICING IN VERY SUS

BABY ARE YOU DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNNNN DOWNNNNNNNN

Things ponzi schemes say: * Stay the course * Dips are buying opportunities * Don't panic sell * Zoom out * Strong fundamentals * Historically the overall market has earned an average 7% returns each year * Market has always recovered * It's just a healthy pullback Truth: # THIS IS FUCKING IT. STOP PROVIDING EXIT LIQUIDITY AND SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU CAN. GET THE FUCK OUT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE. GET THE FUCK OUT!!

BREAKING NEWS: STOCKS ARE DIPPING ON NEWS THAT STOCKS ARE DIPPING. -CNBC

FLEA DROPPING A JAZZ ALBUM YET YOU ARE STILL SHORT

🥭 AND CREW LITERALLY TRYING EVERY SINGLE WAY TO PUMP THE MARKETS LMAO "SOURCES" SAY THEY ARE CAUTIOUSLY HOPEFUL LMFAO I AM CAUTIOUSLY HOPEFUL OF GETTING A DATE WITH SYDNEY SWEENEY THIS WEEKEND

ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING TIRED OF WINNING YET

BREAKING NEWS: STOCKS DIP LOWER ON INVESTOR FEARS THAT STOCKS ARE DIPPING LOWER. - CNBC

ARE WE WINNING MR.PRESIDENT ?

PERMABULLS AND SPY 700C BUYERS WHERE ARE YOU NOW

MU WHAT ARE U DOING

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