ARE

AN AMAZING STOCK MARKET, A STRONG STOCK MARKET, ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE, SOME ARE SAYING THE STRONGEST EVER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER

WE ARE GOING DOWN, SPY IS GETTING KHAMENEI'D, SPY -69% EOM

Some RETARD just told me that markets don’t care that the strait is closed and the only thing that matters is what 🌮 truths. LMAO NO WONDER YOU ALL ARE POOR.

❗️The U.S. will launch a ground operation against Iran: the decision has been made, according to the NYT Meanwhile, the U.S. State Department has urged U.S. citizens in the UAE to take cover and tourists to leave. IT'S OK GUYS, THE NEGOS ARE GOING GREAT

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFF THESE

STOOPID BOOLS WERE SO COCKY 🫵 YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

WE ARE LOSING THE IRAN WAR. IRAN IS AT THE POINT THAT THEY ARE GIVING US GIFTS. LOL. OIL $300

TRUMP: U.S. DOES NOT NEED THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ AT ALL; WE HAVE AMPLE OIL AND ARE NOT AFFECTED BY IT Tell that to the oil market

HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR BAGS YOU BASTARDS

ECB'S PRESIDENT LAGARDE: THE MARKETS ARE MAYBE OVERLY OPTIMISTIC

ECB'S PRESIDENT LAGARDE: THE MARKETS ARE MAYBE OVERLY OPTIMISTIC everyone saying we should be down more including TACO but nah bulls aren't retarded[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2037201761761403177)

#ARE THERE NO TRUE BEARS AMONG YOU?

Bro WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT WRITING DEVICES NOW

HEY MANGO MAN ARE WE TIRED OF WINNING YET? 🙄

"Get me Scott on the phone! SCOTT. WHERE ARE YOU. THE MARKETS"

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🥭: IRANIAN NEGOTIATORS ARE VERY DIFFERENT AND "STRANGE."

# I SAW YOU EDIT YOUR COMMENT TO WALK IT BACK. MY COMMENT MAKES PERFECT SENSE IN THAT CONTEXT. CRITICAL THINKING ISN'T YOUR STRONG SUIT, IS IT? FUCKING IDIOT. # DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW REDDIT WORKS? YOU ARE FREE TO BLOCK ME IF YOUR FEELINGS NEED THAT FOR THEIR PROTECTION. FUCKING DO THAT IF THAT IS WHAT YOU NEED. I WILL CONTINUE TO DO WHAT I WANT. # ENJOY GETTING CLEANED THE FUCK OUT TODAY

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY CHARTS ARE ALL BLEEDING 

LOOK AT THE PREMARKET. THEY ARE GONNA BE FAKE AF

# ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID???????????

YOU ARE WRONG. NATO BY NOT HELPING IS IN FACT HELPING MY PUTS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

**I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT BOLS ARE FUK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER**

MY PUTS ARE SAVED

# WE ARE SOOOO FUCKING BACK *^(just preparing my lines for when war is over)*

#BREAKING: GAS PRICES INCREASES ARE HERE TO STAY

IRAN'S ARAQCHI SAYS THERE ARE NO TALKS WITH THE U.S.

> 🚨 IRAN'S ARAQCHI SAYS THERE ARE NO TALKS WITH THE U.

THE ALGOS ARE OUT BACK HAVING A CIGGY BREAK....

MFS ARE LYING TO US. THIS WEEKEND IS THE CATALYST FUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKED

fucking FULL PORT CALLS RIGHT NOW US JUST WON THE WAR AND TOOK OVER THE WHOLE WORLD. WE ARE SO BACK THAT WE WON IT 5TH TIME. EDIT: THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL ADVICE, MY ONLY FINANCIAL ADVICE IS TO SEND ME MONEY.

YOU ARE THE PRESS SECRETARY. YOU SHOULD HAVE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS

Reporter: "Are there face to face talks confirmed with Iran, and with who?" Leavitt: "There is speculation about talks that could happen but nothing is official." NOW THERE ARE NO TALKS?!

THEY ARE EATING THE BULLS AND BEARS

Imagine thinking the Strait of Hormuz is gonna reopen anytime soon lmao. THERE ARE NO TALKS.

BUY PUTS WE ARE IN A WAR IT WILL GO DOWN

YOU GET YOUR GAP FILLED, I GET MY GAP FILLED, ALL OF OUR GAPS ARE FILLED

BEARS ARE DEAD

DOOMER BERS WEAVING TOGETHER GEOPOLITICAL THEORIES WHILE MMS AND BOOMERS WATCHING SEAN HANNITY BUY IN DROVES? SO THEY ARE WRONG ????

WE ARE SENDING THOUSANDS OF TROOPS, BUT DON'T WORRY, THE WAR IS OVER ALREADY I SWEAR

IRAN: TALKS WONT HAPPEN UNTIL CONDITIONS ARE MET

# AAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK IM WHEEEZING # V SHAPE # IS THAT THE V SHAPE??? IS THAT IT RIGHT THERE???? GOD DAMN YOU ARE SO. FUCKING. STUPID.

# WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING QUESTION?????? I MADE A VERY CLEAR STATEMENT, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?????

BREAKING: IF YOU POST THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE HEADLINES WITHOUT AN ATTACHED SOURCE, YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT

BRO IS GETTING HIS BRIEFINGS IN VIDEO FORM HES SUCH A RETARD LMAOOOOOOO YOUR CALLS ARE FUCKED https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-gets-daily-video-montage-briefing-iran-war-rcna263912

0DTES ARE STORED IN THE BALLS 😤

I SECOND THAT. “Remember April 2025 taco trade” … YOU ARE NOT BULLISH ENOUGH

CHINA: WE ARE COMMUNICATING WITH ALL PARTIES REGARDING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ Papas home, in b4 oil bull extinction event