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BABA JUST ANNOUNCED 9.2 GIGA WATT DATA CENTER, NON BELIEVERS ARE FUKT

BANBET BANS ARE STARTING. THIS IS MY LAST TRANSMISSION. GOODBYE

I HAVE SENT WSB MODS A 15 POINT PLAN ON HOW I WILL TAKE OVER WSB. NEGOTIATIONS ARE GOING VERY WELL. SOON ALL OF THIS WILL BE MINE AND YOU SHALL PRAISE ME AS YOUR BENEVOLENT LEADER

SLV BOLS WYA ARE WE PARTYING YET

#OIL BULLS ARE MORE REGARDED THAN SMCI BULLS, 100% A FACT.

“Markets too expensive I’ll wait to buy a dip” and when that dip comes it’s “end of the world”  Quit being a lil bitch, take those few hundred dollars grandma got you for Christmas and buy the fucking dip… to understand “nothing ever happens”, you have to understand that brief moments of happenings, ARE BRIEF 🤣

BUT WE ARE NEGOTIATING, I PROMISE GUYS

I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE WE ARE WORKING ON A DEAL, BUT THE BOMBS WILL CONTINUE TO DROP UNTIL A DEAL IS MADE.

Ceasefire means they ARE talking and ber saying it was all fake... We're in fact wrong this whole time. In the fog of war you can not believe anything said. How many times did the US say this was going to be the biggest bombing night and nothing happened. Yesterday Iran said Israel better be ready for a devastating surprise tonight...nothing happened. Too many of you are young and have not lived through wars. I'm old, this is all so predictable actually

BULLS ARE BACK IN CONTROL

YOU GUYS ARE SUCH NOOBS I BET YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT PAPERCLIP HISTORY

THEY ARE EATING THE BULLS..

***SO THEY ARE PUTTING TROOPS ON THE GROUND?!! DUDE WTF. WHY DOES THIS MARKET KEEP PLAYING ALONG WITH HIS LIES??!!***

Dumping right when he talks? #ARE WE BACK ALGOS?

WE ARE GOING TO RUG LIKE WE'VE NEVER RUGGED BEFORE - DJT!

WE WERE DEAD, NOW WE ARE SO HOT!!!

##BREAKING: US SAYS THEY ARE JUST SENDING 100K MORE TROOPS TO SURROUND THE COUNTRY OVER THE NEXT MONTH JUST IN CASE, THE WAR IS BASICALLY OVER YOU NEEDNT WORRY AND GAS WILL COME RIGHT BACK DOWN

WE ARE LIVING IN MATRIX

BEARS ARE SURPRISED THE MARKET IS MANIPULATED AGAIN??

"I HAVE THE MOST CHROMOSOMES PERHAPS IN ALL OF UNITED STATES HISTORY. PEOPLE COME TO ME, BIG STRONG GUYS WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES, THINK OF IT. THEY SAY "SIR, WE CANNOT TAKE ALL THE WINNING YOUR CHROMOSOMES ARE TOO PLENTIFUL" BELIEVE ME, FOLKS. CALLS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -DJT" per Truth Social

THESE RANDOM PUMP AND DUMPS ARE SO COOL

# **WAR GOING VERY WELL, WE ARE POUNDING HIM - I MEAN REALLY POUNDING HIM, FROM ALL ANGLES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER**

IF MAG7 ARE DOING BAD, ROTATION INTO SPY FOR SAFETY OBVIOUSLY - BOL THESIS TODAY WHEN SPY HITS 666 EOD

SOURCES ARE TELLING ME MSFT IS STABLE! Please God.

#WE ARE ALL FUCKED LOL RECESSION INCOMING

If you cant find the bottom it means you ARE the bottom

JAMES COMEY AND MUELLER AND JEROME POWELL ARE ORCASTRASTING WITH ROB REINER FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE WITH THE EVIL FEMOCRATS TO CONSIPIRE WITH IRAN TO HAVE ME ASSIMILATED!!! YEMEN AND OHMAR SOMOLIA , HILARY OBAMA IN PLANNING ALL THIS AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER . 

SEND A TWEET YOU FAT PRICK MY KIDS ARE STARVING

CALLS BELIEVE IT OR NOT CALLS CALLS IT IS GREEN BY OPEN # BULLS ARE FUCKING LOSERS LMAOOOOO

TOM “FAT CUCK” LEE SAYS THE IRAN WAR IS THE REASON MARKETS ARE RALLYING!!!

20 YR GOV BONDS @5% GASOLINE @$4/GAL DIESEL @$6/GAL MORTGAGE RATES @7% AIRPORT WAIT TIMES @3 HOURS MEXICANS, STILL ALIVE ARE YOU GUYS TIRED OF WINNING YET?!?

BOLS ARE FCKED

NEGOTIATIONS ARE GOING WELL

YOU. ARE. HANDSOME. 🫵

FUTES ARE.... flat.

# ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING LMAO 🤌

As a silver bro HOW DARE YOU! YOU KNOW THE CRIMEX AND JP MORGAN ARE IN CAHOOTS THEY EVEN GOT FINED FOR MANIPULATION AND FURTHERMORE....

BLOOMBERG TODAY: "STOCKS ARE RALLYING OIL IS DOWN AS THE WAR WITH IRAN DEESCALATES" BLOOMBERG TOMORROW: " OIL IS RALLYING STOCKS ARE DOWN AS THE WAR WITH IRAN ESCALATES"

ARE YOU ENTERTAINED?

IRAN: WAR CONTINUES UNTIL ALL SANCTIONS ARE LIFTED ngl bullsih as fuck, only sanction lifting and they open the hormuz?

TOTAL SURRENDER - WE ARE NEGOTIATING - NOW WE GONNA BOMB EM - LMAO NOOO HAHAH JUST A JOKE

PUTS ARE BACK IN THE GREEN 🐻🥭🖕

WITCHES ARE OPENING THE STRAIGHT AS WE SPEAK THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

> Kushner YOUR PUTS ARE SAFE, FALSE ALARM!

AXIOS: MIDDLE EAST MEDIATORS ARE WORKING TO RESOLVE ALL ISSUES BETWEEN AMERICA AND IRAN

Three tweets: Friday night-“we are winding down” Saturday-“going to bomb power plants” Hour ago-“we talked. Delaying power plant bombing for five days”. AND EACH OF THESE IS BULLSHIT. NONE ARE TRUE. Important thing—-strait is closed

LOL *IRAN'S TASNIM: THERE HAVE BEEN NO TALKS, THERE ARE NO TALKS *IRAN'S TASNIM NEWS CALLS TRUMP COMMENT PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE

Bro I called it. He did the same shit to China LOL *IRAN'S TASNIM: THERE HAVE BEEN NO TALKS, THERE ARE NO TALKS *IRAN'S TASNIM NEWS CALLS TRUMP COMMENT PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE

IRAN'S MIZAN: TRUMP'S COMMENTS ARE ATTEMPT TO CUT ENERGY PRICES THERE ARE NO TALKS BETWEEN THE US AND IRAN

THERE ARE INITIATIVES TO DECREASE TENSIONS BUT OUR RESPONSE IS THAT U.S. SHOULD BE THE INTERLOCUTOR AS WE DID NOT INITIATE THE WAR: IRAN'S MEHR So there are talks then, back to ripping