ARE

🥭 fake announcing peace talks and Iran being confused is the same energy as that scene from the Truman Show where his fake wife is doing that weird coffee product placement commercial in the kitchen in the middle of a big argument and Jim Carrey is like “WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO??”

*IRAN'S TASNIM: THERE HAVE BEEN NO TALKS, THERE ARE NO TALKS *IRAN'S TASNIM NEWS CALLS TRUMP COMMENT PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE

\*IRAN'S TASNIM: THERE HAVE BEEN NO TALKS, THERE ARE NO TALKS \*IRAN'S TASNIM NEWS CALLS TRUMP COMMENT PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE

IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS THERE ARE NO TALKS WITH WASHINGTON AND ACCUSES US PRESIDENT OF BUYING TIME WHILE REGIONAL DE-ESCALATION EFFORTS GO ON. Wtf

IRAN'S FARS NEWS AGENCY CITING SOURCE SAYS THERE ARE NO DIRECT COMMUNICATION WITH U.S. NOR THROUGH INTERMEDIARIES LMAOOOOO

IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS THERE ARE NO TALKS WITH WASHINGTON AND ACCUSES US PRESIDENT OF BUYING TIME WHILE REGIONAL DE-ESCALATION EFFORTS GO ON.

IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS THERE ARE NO TALKS WITH WASHINGTON AND ACCUSES US PRESIDENT OF BUYING TIME WHILE REGIONAL DE-ESCALATION EFFORTS GO ON.

IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTRY SAYS THERE ARE NO TALKS WITH WASHINGTON AND ACCUSES US PRESIDENT OF BUYING TIME WHILE REGIONAL DE-ESCALATION EFFORTS GO ON Just as I thought

CALLS ARE SAVED

MY CALLS ARE PRINTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

BERS ARE FUK

market has priced in TACO. It won't dump further unless specifically I buy in again. BULLS ARE SAFE!

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# WE ARE FUCKED

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YOU ARE UPSET?

#BOOMERS ARE SIMPS

THE PUMP IS HERE IAM ONLY DOWN -25% now! WE ARE BACK

ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED ABOUT UPCOMING SUMMER/BEACH CASHFLOW CONTENT?

DO NOT RESIST! YOU ARE BEING DE-ESCALATED!

CASHFLOW FUNDING ANNOUNCEMENT DUE TO RECENT FUNDING SHORTFALLS ICE WILL NOW BE IN CHARGE OF MY SHITPOSTING. PLEASE ACT ACCORDINGLY AND HAVE DOCUMENTATION READY TO PROVE YOU ARE LEGAL THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

# WOW CORN IS SO EXCITING, MARKETS ARE RIPPING AND EVERYTHING IS FINE, FUTES GUARANTEED TO FUTE, IM SURE GOOD SLEEP TO HAVE THIS WEEKEND. MIGHT I SAY, GOLDEN TIMES. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. EVERYTHING IS NORMAL. COME BACK AGAIN SOON.

#ARE YOU FUCKING TIRED OF WINNING!?!? ###my poor country is falling apart

# IDIOTS WHO WERE BUYING OIL STOCK ARE FUCKED MONDAY OPEN

THOUGHTS ARE HAPPENING about winding down. As we move more troops to the Strait. Typical regarded messaging from 🥭

THE TROOPS ARE TO EXIT THE REGION. THEY WILL DEFEND AND ENSURE EXIT SECURITY

DANCE! SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS

I AM A BULL AND DONT EVEN DARE TO SAY “WE ARE SOOO BACK “ !!!! FUCK THIS CLOWN AND HIS CIRCUS!!!!!

GHEYYYY BERS ARE BETTER THAN 🥭

I LOST FCKIN 64000 COZ OF THAT ORANGE RACOON ! HE DONT EVEN DESERVE THE WENDYS DUMPSTER! FUCKIN GHEYYY BERS ARE FAR BETTER THEN THAT PIECE OF SHITTTA

ARE WE ALL HAVING FUN

WE ARE SO BACK!

EVEN COSTCO GAS IS AT $5 A GALLON. WE ARE SO FUCKED

SHREK WHERE ARE YOU

WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL: THE U.S. ARMY IS CAPABLE OF SEIZING IRAN'S KHARG ISLAND AT ANY TIME WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL: PRESIDENT TRUMP CONFIRMED THERE ARE NO PLANS TO SEND TROOPS TO ANY PLACE Pick a FUCKING LANE

HOLY FUCK WE ARE OVER 653!!!

IRANIAN PRESIDENT TO NEIGHBORING COUNTRIES: WE ARE READY TO RESOLVE ALL ISSUES WITH YOU they are saying bs again lets see if market cares

WE ARE ALL IN DANGER! IF IT CAN HAPPEN TO HIM, IT CAN HALLEN TO ANYONE!

#LMAOOO BOLS ARE COPING THERE SLIGHT V IS GONEEE

WE ARE COOKED

THE CURTAINS ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL

LMFAO RUSSELL IS A STRAIGHT LINE DOWN. NASDAQ IS TOO. BULLS ARE FUCKING DEAD. SELL IT ALL OR LOSE EVERYTHING.

# IHOP/APPLEBEES COMBO RESTAURANTS ARE HERE

FULL PORT SPY PUTS HERE WE DUMP MORE AFTER 10:30 ALL MY ALERTS ARE GOING CRAZY -2% DAY

FAKKKKKKKK MY CALLLLLLLS ARE WORTHLESS…..

I've been waiting all year for admin to initiate the 401k for house security deposit program, but there's just no movement  WHAT ARE THEY DOIN

The BAGHOLDER DELUSIONS ARE CRAZY

An Iranian suicide bomber attacked the Mina al-Ahmadi oil refinery in Kuwait, causing a fire and damaging several installations, the Kuwait Petroleum Corporation said. HOW MANY OIL REFINERIES ARE THERE? Iran is hunting them all down like a Pokémon collection

MY SNDK CALLS ARE PRINTING TMRW LEGOOOO

OIL REFINERIES ARE BLOWING UP EVERYWHERE. I GUESS TOMORROW WILL BE GREEN.