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$TSLA $NVDA - ELON MUSK: XAI AND SAUDI ARE DOING A 500 MEGAWATT PROJECT WITH NVIDIA

DYSTOPIAN GREEN SHREKKING BEARS ARE ABSOLUTELY TOAST

MY VIX PUTS ARE PRINTING 🖨️ (They’re up like 9%)

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOULL SEE 667 IN FIVE MINUTES

BERS WATCHED TOO MANY YOUTUBE VIDEOS FROM 72 YEAR OLDS IN BUNKERS TALKING ABOUT THE END OF FINANCIAL MARKETS AND ARE NOW BEING LIQUIDATED

BERS ARE YOU OKAY.

#WTF ARE YOU REGARDS DOING IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY GOOGL?? LITERALLY UNDERPRICED COMPARED TO OTHER TECH STONKS LOWER P/E

BEARS ARE ACTUALLY RETARDED. THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD ALL COLLECTIVELY TIMED THE BUBBLE AND WERE GOING TO CAPITALIZE ON IT IN A 24 HOUR PERIOD.

THEY ARE DESTROYING AMERICA, PUTS ON EVERYTHING, PUTS ON YOUR PUTS

I like that you were thoughtful enough to say they HAVE constipation, rather than they ARE constipated.  Very progressive of you. 

# WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP-OIL # ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

WE ARE SAVED BULLS

If we did this we’d be millionaires a long time ago. BUT HERE WE ARE

All the dumbfucks that sold NVIDIA over the last weeks, YOU ARE ENTRY LIQUIDITY BAHAAHAHAH

IM FROM THE FUTURE AND YOU ARE STILL GHEY IN 10 YEARS

Citadel loaded up on NVDA shares before earnings. These MMs ain’t gonna let NVDA fall. They ARE the market.

WHY ARE ANIS BOOBS SO IMMACULATE OMG IM SO HORNY

BEARHUNTER I CANT SEE YOUR POSTS ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU BLOCKED ME BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD BE REVOKED YOUR 1% COMMENTOR BADGE BECAUSE YOU CANT TAKE A SINGLE STRANGER FROM THE INTERNET TELLING YOU YOUR POSTS ARE NOT FUNNY WHATSOEVER. YOU BELONG IN SAUDI ARABIA AT A MCDONALDS AND TO BE CAST INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITHIN THE WSB SOCIAL RANKS

HOW BIG OF LOSERS ARE THE TOP 1% COMMENTERS ON THIS SUBREDDIT. BEEN HERE LIKE TWO DAYS AND BEARHUNTER BLOCKED ME AND IS PROBABLY CRYING BECAUSE I SAID HE WASNT FUNNY

THIS GUYS COMMENTS AND POSTS ARE ALWAYS MID AT BEST. NEVER FUNNY AND JUST THE SAME UNORIGINAL SHIT WITH LMAO AND AN EMOJI

ARE YOU OK?

ARE YOU READY FOR THE MEMEVDA PUMP!?

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#LMFAOOO SOME OF YOU ARE SO SALTY, ITS SAD.

# SOMEONE POST THE SUICIDE HOTLINE, BEARS ARE ON THE ROOFTOPS.

#WE ARE IN THE DIGITAL ERA, OF COURSE MICHAEL BUSSY IS GOING TO TWEET & MAKE MONEY OFF YOU.

#PEOPLE HERE FOUND IT AMUSING TO WATCH 🌽 GO DOWN 25% WHILE THEIR OWN PORTS ARE DOWN 99%.

THE DUMPING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL ALL DIP BUYERS ARE BANKRUPT

#WE ARE SO BACK.

WE ARE SO BACK

WHERE IS THE MONEY GOING MASON WHERE ARE THE SOLD FUNDS BEING PARKED

PUTS ARE READY LETS GO

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GOLD IS UP STONKS ARE DOWN THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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MSTR GAY BEARS ARE STOOOPIDD BOW DOWN TO DADDY SAYLOR SHOULDa BOUGHT THE DIP YESTERDAY 😂😂🌽🌽🚀🚀

HOW MANY RED -1% DAYS ARE WE GETTING MAN BRO GIVE ME ONE FUCKING GREEN DAY

**M’BOY ARE YOU FAT**

#THESE ARE SAME GULLIBULLS THAT SAID SPY TO A MILLION

BEAR GANG WHERE U ARE? AWAKE FROM HIBERNATION BREATHERN OUR 2 WEEKS OF THE YEAR IS HERE

MY BALLS ARE HOT STINKY AND SWEATY

# LOOK OUT FOR "HODL - DO NOT SELL!! THEY WANT YOUR CORN FOR CHEAP" ANYWAYS, YOU GUYS ARE STILL MUCH BETTER THAN MY ALL STOCK PORTFOLIO

# ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW BULS

🚨 JG WENTWORTH SAYS WE ARE LIVING IN UNCERTAIN ECONOMIC TIMES

WHERE ARE THE JERBS

THOSE ARE MY PERSONAL BURGERS BÆRB

Epstein files to be released but what’s this? Key details redacted because of “on going” investigations? WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?

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FED'S WALLER: FINANCIAL MARKETS ARE CAPABLE OF 'TAKING A BEATING' WTH.... BOSS I am tired

WHAT ARE THE NEWS? EPSTEIN AND PRESIDENTIAL BJ'S ????