BE

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH

YOU WILL BE RAPED by a foul disgusting Shrek dick Monday morning.

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Can’t wait for the typical CEASEFIRE TALKS GOING WELL, VERY PRODUCTIVE, THEY WANT TO MAKE A DEAL followed by a little IRAN WILL BE GREAT AGAIN with some WE ACHIEVED VICTORY Then wait for Israel to start shit back up

Okay i'm even more regarded than the tards pumping nbis, lost 5k shorting today. How can this still pump into close after reclaiming ATH from 6 month earlier, like any of you bagholders finally at BE wanna sell it before the mango roulette week end ?

FUCK YOU MSFT FUCK YOU. DIE YOU PIECE OF FUCKIGN SHIT. JUST CUSS UR A FUCKIGN STOCK OTHERWISE U BE FUCKIGN GONE FOR GOOD

BULLS. YOUR FAILED V SHALL BE CRUSHED BY THE SHEER WEIGHT OF THE RISK OF HOLDING ON THIS WEEKEND. SURRENDER NOW BEFORE PROFIT TAKING BEGINS.

WE’RE JUST GONNA BE HANGING AROUND TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING GOES WELL! Trump says as if he wasn’t just blowing them tf up. 

holy cooked. I’m selling when I hit BE (full cope)

**PRAISE BE TO ALLAH**

Sold covered calls on my BE shares last week and could have bought them back for 50% profit on Wednesday … now they’ve gone 3x against me. 🤬

ANTHROPIC TAKING OVER ALL OF SaaS. BE NICE TO CLAUDE TODAY FOR YOUR FUTURE GENERATIONS

HASSETT: “HORMUZ CAN BE OPENED WITHIN TWO MONTHS” [https://breakingthenews.net/Article/Hassett:-US-has-backup-plans-for-opening-Hormuz/66046449](https://breakingthenews.net/Article/Hassett:-US-has-backup-plans-for-opening-Hormuz/66046449) Bro is regarded... By that time ALL global supply chains will be cooked. The 1973 oil embargo lasted about five months, and it removed roughly 7% of global supply at the time. The closure of the Strait of Hormuz now disrupts roughly 20% of global oil flows!

THE MARKET CANNOT GO DOWN. THE SOONER YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE SONER YOU ARE GOING TO BE RICH

>\*HASSETT: HORMUZ CAN BE OPENED WITHIN TWO MONTHS 2 more months would be basically equivalent of covid lol

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The way you know that 🥭didn't have a victory condition here is that he keeps finding out about Iran's via media and then objecting to having agreed to them for a ceasefire. "IRAN BEST NOT BE CHARGING TOLLS FOR THE STRAIT!" "LEBANON WAS NEVER INCLUDED."

LONG SPX SHORT OIL TO BE RICH

BULLS. YOU'VE BEEN SO FKN INSUFFERABLE PAST 48 HOURS. NEXT RED DAY I'M GONNA BE HERE ALL DAY TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU ALL. JUST WAIT

TRUMP: IRAN BETTER NOT BE CHARGING FEES TO TANKERS GOING THROUGH HORMUZ STRAIT AND, IF THEY ARE, THEY BETTER STOP NOW why is the lunatic pretending that he doesn't know whether Iran is charging fees or not

HOLY FUTES RIPPIN BER BUTT OPEN LIKE THE HORMUZ STRAIT GONNA BE

THEY BETTER NOT BE CHARGING TOLLS

🥭 : IRAN BETTER NOT BE CHARGING FEES TO TANKERS GOING THROUGH HORMUZ STRAIT AND, IF THEY ARE, THEY BETTER STOP NOW Ok so that deal was fake then. Yet we still at 680 😒

Just keep watching MU SNDK BE and META skyrocket but only buy shit stocks that lose money

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We will all be living in cardboard shelters on the streets of LA before a single bad CPI report comes out. EVEN WHEN ONE DOES COME OUT IT WILL BE FUCKING BULLISH SNDK TO $100,000,000,000,000,000

THIS IS WHY I SHOULD BE HEAD MOD

MODS BE FORGETTING AGAIN TODAY

THE COW IS BACK TO BE MILKED MUUUUUU

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO GET 100X ON MY PORT!!! I JUST WANT TO NOT BE POOR !!!!

WAR OR WORLD PEACE MSFT WILL STILL BE RED THATS FOR SURE LMAO

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST DOUBLE TOP OF ALL TIME !banbet SPY 600 30d

Alright, my shorts closed at BE. I’m outta here

BE, you pos.

BE ripping

DO NOT BUY SAAS. SOFTWARE WILL BE A COMMODITY DUE TO VIBE CODING. LIKE ALL COMMODITIES FAIR PE RATIO IS IN THE TEENS, SHORT ANYTHING WITH PE RATIO > 20. PLENTY OF JUICE LEFT TO SQUEEZE

ALL SOFTWARE STOCKS SHOULD BE DELISTED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

ALL SOFTWARE STOCKS SHOULD BE DELISTED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

BULLS THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. IF TODAY IS GREEN I WILL BE BULLISH AND WE WILL GET GREAT DEPRESSION II

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PRAISE BE ALLAH - MY PUTS ARE SAVED

🥭 just posted, bro knows we're looking weak with this "treaty" > ...It was agreed, a long time ago, and despite all of the fake rhetoric to the contrary - NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS and, the Strait of Hormuz WILL BE OPEN & SAFE. In the meantime our great Military is Loading Up and Resting, looking forward, actually, to its next Conquest. AMERICA IS BACK!

BE get you some, don't say that I told you.

I got puts on BE

APLD is going to bring down itself, NBIS, CRWV, and BE tomorrow. Expecting all the data center or adjacent stocks to sell off on profitability concerns.

“NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!” -Distraction? Finish your Iran before staring your Cuba or Greenland.

I don’t wanna wait….FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVERRRRRR 🎶