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THATS IT LMFAO YOU WILL BE FINE.

CME HAS WARNED THAT U.S. INTERVENTION IN OIL FUTURES WOULD BE A "BIBLICAL DISASTER," ACCORDING TO THE FINANCIAL TIMES. Just registered @CMEOfficial on Truth Social, and DM'ed the big man that he's a fucking goof. Oil to $999 by EOW.

CME HAS WARNED THAT U.S. INTERVENTION IN OIL FUTURES WOULD BE A "BIBLICAL DISASTER," ACCORDING TO THE FINANCIAL TIMES. They’re doing the Bible’s work already.

MY COMMENT DECLARING MYSELF THE BEST WAS DOWNVOTED. AS A RESULT OF THIS I WILL NOT BE SHARING A PHOTO OF TONIGHTS HEALTHY DINNER CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST PLAYED YOURSELVES

US INTERVENTION IN OIL FUTURES WOULD BE ‘BIBLICAL DISASTER’, CME WARNS so they are admitting to fraud and manipulation in futures market. shocker

# BOLS BE LIKE ~~OK 682 is the bottom~~ ~~OK 680 is the bottom~~ ~~OK 676 is the bottom~~ ~~OK 672 is the bottom~~ ~~OK 670 is the bottom~~ ~~OK 667 is the bottom~~ OK 666 is the bottom # 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜 ^(KEEN TOCKY)

WEST TEXAS INTERMEDIATE CRUDE OIL JUMPED NEAR $96 WHILE THE INTERNATIONAL ENERGY AGENCY WARNED THE DISRUPTION COULD BE THE LARGEST IN OIL MARKET HISTORY

# “2025 IS SETTING THE TABLE. THE FEAST WILL BE IN 2026.” I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT SCAMMED, my deposit goes poof! poof!

THERE WILL ONLY BE A BEAR MARKET WHEN MORE BULLS START QUITTING THEIR 9-5 TO TRADE FULL TIME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

THERE WILL BE NO CRYING IN THE CASINO. ACT LIKE MEN FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES

**UK SAYS IRAN MAY BE MINING HORMUZ — DIFFERING FROM U.S. CLAIMS** The John Healey said UK intelligence suggests Iran may have begun laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz, a key shipping route, raising maritime security concerns. This contrasts with statements from the U.S. that it has no confirmed reports of mines being laid and has targeted suspected Iranian mine-laying vessels.

NORWAY MARITIME AUTHORITY: UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, NORWEGIAN-FLAGGED SHIPS WILL NOT BE PERMITTED TO ENTER THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ ANYWAY US SHIPS U SHOULD JUST GO THROUGH[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2032107462078173572)

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ABC. ALWAYS BE CLOSING

THIS OIL SHORT IS GOING TO BE CRAZY 🤌🏻 get your poots ready bois

# BROS, WHAT WOULD THE DOW BE AT IF WE DIDN'T BOMB IRAN AND ALL THESE 💩?

SOMEONE YESTERSAY SAID IT USED TO BE CALLED JUST THE STRAIGHT OF MOZ UNTIL MY MOM CROSSED IT AND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT HE SAID

#CAUSE IM PROUD TO BE A 'PANICAN #WHERE A BER GETS GOOD TENDIES #AND I WON'T FORGET THE PUTS AND SHORTS #THAT BIT THE DUST FOR ME #AND WHEN VIX GOOOOES UP #I'LL BE THERE TO WATCH BOL LOSE ALL HIS PLAYS #BUT THEY'LL PROBABLY 🌮 BY NEXT WEEK #THIS MARKETS FAKE AND GAAAAAAY

\*TRUMP: OIL WILL BE COMING DOWN BESSENT ABOUT TO INTERVENE[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2031805608903467323)

U.S. INTERIOR SECRETARY SAYS IT'S REASONABLE TO EXPECT THAT VENEZUELA COULD BE A 4 MILLION BARREL OIL DAY CONTRIBUTOR LMFAO[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2031800902365896822)

I was up decently in the first hour, but naturally overtraded back down to BE I blame all of YOU!

BOLS THOT MANGOMAN WAS TO BE TRUSTED LMAO

U.S. STATE DEPT: IRAN AND IRAN-ALIGNED TERRORIST MILITIAS MAY BE PLANNING TO TARGET U.S.-OWNED OIL AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE IN IRAQ

🥭 BE LIKE : "Ending the war is important, but doing whatever Israel says is IMPORTANTER!! "

CLAUDE GET YOUR ASS BACK ONINE AND ASSURE ME EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE OKAY 😿

CAN TOM "THE FAT CUCK" LEE BE RIGHT FOR ONCE? FFS

I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE NEEDS TO BE MANAGED BY A RESPONSIBLE ADULT IM OUT HERE JUST RAW DOGGING LIFE

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SOME BANK IS ABOUT TO GO MASSIVELY UNDER FROM THEIR OIL SHORT WHO WILL IT BE???

BE, CRWV, APLD, NBIS, and IREN are going to get slaughtered today Highly volatile stocks that pumped because of ORCL but will plummet if we go big red today

BECAUSE THERE WILL ONE DAY BE A DAY WHERE IT DOESNT RECOVER AND EVERYDAY I FEEL LIKE ITS THAT DAY AND IM WRONG BUT I HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS ENDLESS CYCLE BECAUSE THATS JUST HOW IT IS

HOW CAN THE ENTIRE MARKET BE GREEN AND SILVER IS RED I HATE THAT I EVER DISCOVERED THIS SUB I HATE YOU ALLLLLLLL 😭😭😭

IF BEING A DEGENERATE IS WRONG THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I AINT WANNA BE RIGHT HOW BOUT DAT

BREAKING NEWS: CPI WILL BE DELAYED TO FRIDAY THIS WEEK

GONNA BE BACK AT THE BEACH CONDO SOON. NEXT MONTH OR SO. DAILY REMY BEACH PICS INCOMING

"OH DID I SAY WE WERE RAIN FIRE AND DEATH DOWN ON THEM!? I MEANT TO SAY IM WILLING TO TALK AND BE NICE! PROMISE!" *frantically checks phone*

FUCK. SO ARE WE BASICALLY A PAPER TIGER LIKE RUSSIA. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE SAME FATE, TOO DUMB TO REALIZE THAT DRONE WARFARE WAS THE FUTURE WHEN FUCKING UKRAINE FIGHTS THEM EVERYDAY. BRAIN DEAD MILITARY. LOOKS LIKE THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL BE POOR AF VERY SOON. HUMANS ARE THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE SPECIES.

🥭 said BE BRAVE!!!

THE TREASURY WILL BE MARGIN CALLED

BREAKING NEWS: FRANCE HAS DEPLOYED MIMES TO THE STRAITS OF HORMUZ. THIS ELITE BERET FORCE IS KNOWN TO BE SILENT, YET SILLY.

CRACK BE WILD YO

AHOY! THERE BE MINES MATEY! OIL $300

"U.S. INTEL SEES SIGNS IRAN MAY BE PREPARING TO DEPLOY MINES IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING LANE – CBS REPORTER" Important to note here that SPX fell 0.65% on this because it implies a months-long closure of the Strait. The Strait is already mined with what the military calls "active mines" or UUVs, which is why no escorts are possible. Mining it old-fashioned style will take months to undo, and suggests Iran doesn't see its UUV capabilities as sufficient.

THE WHITE HOUSE JUST PROVED THEY ARE LIEING CRIMINAL SACKS OF SHIIT THAT DESERVE TO BE PUT UNDER THE JAIL OIL $300

BULLS BE LIKE "Y LINE GO DOWN **🤪" 😂😂😂 fkn dumb animals**

BREAKING NEWS: CPI REPORT WILL BE DELAYED TO WEDNESDAY NEXT WEEK

THE PREMARKET PUMP COULD HAVE BEEN TO LURE YOU INTO BUYING PUTS BUT SOMEHOW MM ARE DUMPING M. MAYBE AFTER INSIDE GOOD NEWS. I COULD BE WRONG BUT I THINK WE ARE GOING ULTRAGREEN. HEY AT LEAST I PREDICTED THE INVASION 24H BEFOREHAND. 

#THEM TOMAHAWKS MUST BE SOME NEW TEK BC ITS SOUNDS DEADLY FOR IRAN TO HAVE!