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To summarize 🥭’s address in one sentence: NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO BUY -DJT

IF I DONT MAKE IT OUT OF THE OPERATING ROOM FOR MY PROCEDURE WEDNESDAY CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE TAKE CARE OF REMY AS IF HE WAS YOUR OWN. HE LIKES TO BE HAND FED AND HE CANT SLEEP WITHOUT A FAN BECAUSE HE GETS HOT

I DONT WANT TO BE A WSB CELEBRITY ANYMORE I JUST WANNA BE A NOBODY LIKE YOU GUYS. I DONT CARE ABOUT THE FAME AND MONEY ANYMORE THIS HAS BEEN A WSB CELEBRITY UPDATE

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#ITS GOING TO BE ENDED SOON Imagine if your boss spoke like this lmao.

#AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

TOMORROW WILL BE THE GREENEST DAY U EVER SEE DUMM BERS

I move to ban theta from the market. Nay, I doth CALL FOR THETA TO BE BANNED FROM THE MARKET. Cause you know when you "CALL " for things, like in the gubment, they have to do that shit.

#IS THE PRESSER GONNA BE AT THE 4 SEASONS LAWN GARDEN MOTEL LMAOOOO

#FRENCH FINANCE MINISTER SAYS HE HOPES G7 STATEMENT ON TALKS OVER POSSIBLE RELEASE OF EMERGENCY OIL STOCKS WILL BE MADE IN COMING HOUR don’t worry guys your shitty market will go up soon

FRENCH FINANCE MINISTER SAYS HE HOPES G7 STATEMENT ON TALKS OVER POSSIBLE RELEASE OF EMERGENCY OIL STOCKS WILL BE MADE IN COMING HOUR are we js wating on this? or doesn’t matter

MY DATACENTERS BE GREENINGGG

🎩🧐 I DO SAY I BELIEVE THIS MIDDLE EAST OIL SITUATION MIGHT BE A PROBLEM

If you think the job market is bad now, wait until after the apocalypse POSITION: **NEW CALIFORNIA TRIBE GUARD (DIVISION F2, RANK 3)** QUALIFICATIONS: * BACHELOR'S DEGREE OF FIGHTING, PILLAGING, RAIDING, OR LOOTING * 10+ YEARS EXPERIENCE AS A NOMAD * 3+ YEARS EXPERIENCE WORKING WITH SPEARS, GUNS WITH NO BULLETS, OR CARS WITH NO FUEL * 3+ YEARS EXPERIENCE CANNIBALISM * MUST BE WILLING TO RELOCATE * *THIS IS AN INTERNSHIP POSITION WITHOUT PAY. COMPENSATION IS PROVIDED IN THE FORM OF VALUABLE EXPERIENCE WORKING WITH THE NEW WORLD ORDER.* TO APPLY, PLEASE VISIT OUTPOST #1213 (AT THE TOP OF THE GREAT HILL)

# I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING, IF I STOP BUYING STOCKS, I WOULD BE SO HAPPY **WHY THE FCK DID I NOT JUST DO THAT????? 😮‍💨**

# I KNOW A LOT OF US WILL LOSE ALL OF OUR MONEY BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF THE S&P DROPPED TO THE FLAT POINT SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE. **AND HE WILL TWEET IT BECAUSE OF OUR BELOVED BlDEN**

PREPARE FOR TRADING PLATFORMS TO GO OFFLINE TOMORROW. RANDOM UPDATES WILL BE THE EXCUSE.

BULLS BE LIKE ‘I BELIEVE’… MARGE BE LIKE ‘I COLLECT’

DONT BE SOMEONE ELSES EXIT LIQUIDITY

MARKETS CRASH OIL RISING LARGEST TACO TO BE DELIVERED ON A GOLD PLATTER BE READY

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COMEX SAID NAH THE SHORTS WILL BE SAVED LMAO SO RIGGED

“ITS GONA BE GREEN” LMAO

I GOT WTI CALLS I'M GONNA BE RIIIIIIIICH

COULD BE WORSE FOR BOLS. THEY COULD HAVE THEIR PORTFOLIOS HELD HOSTAGE BY BLACKROCK. LOL

# DAYLIGHT SAVING SHOULD BE UNCONSTITUTIONAL

I WILL BE AT THE FOREFRONT🫴⚔️

HIGH GAS PRICES ARE GOOD FOR AFFORDABILITY, THEY WILL BE HELPFUL FOR AN OLD FASHIONED TERM CALLED GROCERIES.

I JUST WANT TO GET RICH ENOUGH TO BE DEBT FREE!!! 🗣️

2020-2030 might be the most eventful decade of our lives ! BUT SPY WILL BE FLAT

3 MORE YEARS OF THIS WHAT A TIMELINE TO BE ALIVE

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MY NEW STRATEGY IS TO BE A PERMA BOL

NEED IT TO BE MONDAY ASAP

U CAN BE SURE OIL GONNA PUMP AT LEAST TILL MONDAY

MAR 13 TSLA $680 CALL - IF THIS IS REAL, TSLA MUST BE GETTING A MASSIVE CONTRACT OR BEING AQUIRED.

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I HAD A BEAUTIFUL CALL WITH MR IRAN: EVERYTHING IS GOOD. THE STRAIGHT IS TO BE OPENED AS WE SPEAK. SLEEPY JOE COULD NEVER DO THIS. ALSO THEY AGREED TO RENAME THE STRAIGHT TO THE STRAIT OF 🥭. ALSO OIL PRICES ARE DOWN 1600%. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

SPY. It’s Friday. Even the cooked numbers are garbage. The war in Iran is going nowhere. OIL IS SPIKING. YOU DONT GET TO BE A FUCKING TEASE TODAY

Bondi next week on her way to Wendy's: "YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR THE DIP"

MY TAX DEDUCTIONS WILL BE SET FOR THE NEXT DECADE

BERS WITH A FRIDAY RESERVATION AT DORSIA TONIGHT 830 BE THERE!!!

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RATE CUTS ABOUT TO BE DROPPING LIKE BOMBS!

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#**THEY’RE ABOUT TO OVERCLOCK THE MONEY PRINTER FOR THIS “OPERATION”. BUY CALLS TOMORROW THIS SHIT IS BULLISH AS FUCK. JOB REPORTS WILL BE FAKE AND GAY, $695 TOMORROW EASILY. $700 MONDAY.** Thank you for your attention to this matter

I know its fun to blow things up, like boats and stuff, but shouldn't we be focused on the centrifuges? Isn't nuclear disarmament the whole premise/ justification?? Also: BE 150c 04/02

#**JOB NUMBERS WILL BE COOKED, $690 EOD, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST REGARDS**

I must be naively optimistic here, but: If you have a large cash position in your account, and focus on selling short-dated CSPs with it on the stocks with huge premiums (examples: SNDK, BE, MSTR), even with 15%+ OTM contracts you can generate really good returns. And a 15%+ strike, held just 1 or 2 days at a time, should have enough buffer that you won't blow up, even if exercised on big pull backs. I'm guessing the catch here is that stocks like SNDK will eventually crash hard enough to wipe out more than a year's worth of successful CSP trading?