BE

#**JOB NUMBERS WILL BE COOKED, $690 EOD, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST REGARDS**

I must be naively optimistic here, but: If you have a large cash position in your account, and focus on selling short-dated CSPs with it on the stocks with huge premiums (examples: SNDK, BE, MSTR), even with 15%+ OTM contracts you can generate really good returns. And a 15%+ strike, held just 1 or 2 days at a time, should have enough buffer that you won't blow up, even if exercised on big pull backs. I'm guessing the catch here is that stocks like SNDK will eventually crash hard enough to wipe out more than a year's worth of successful CSP trading?

ITS VERY SIMPLE; LOL FIRST THERE WERE NO BITCOINS THEN SOMEONE TYPED SOMETHING ON A COMPUTER AND NOW THERES BITCOINS BUT THERES TOTALLY ONLY GOING TO BE 21 MILLION EVER BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPER SCARCE EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE CREATED LITERALLY FROM NOTHING LOL AND THIS IS WHAT MAKES THEM VALUABLE BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARCE BECAUSE ONLY 21 MILLION CAN EVER BE MADE EVER BECAUSE THEY ARE THE RULES THAT I JUST MADE UP AND THEY REPRESENT SOME SUPER COMPLEX MATHS EQUATION THAT GOT SOLVED BY YOUR COMPUTER THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THIS MATHS EQUATION IS OR HOW IT HAS ANY VALUE BUT TRUST ME BRO ITS WORTH $100 THOUSAND EVEN THOUGH FIAT DOLLARS ARE FAKE AND NOT WORTH ANYTHING MY DIGITAL CODE-COINS ARE WORTH $100 THOUSAND OF THEM WHICH MAKES SENSE AND WE CALL IT "MINING" BECAUSE ITS JUST LIKE GOLD AND THATS WHY EVERY BITCOIN IS DEPICTED AS BEING GOLD (WHICH IS JUST A SHINY BOOMER ROCK LOL) ONLY CRYPTOS DONT ACTUALLY EXIST WHICH IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL TIED UP ON THESE EXCHANGES THAT COMPLETELY DOMINATE MY ACCESS TO MY CRYPTO AND I HAVE TO GIVE THEM MY ID AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER TO CASH OUT EVEN THOUGH CRYPTOS ARE TOTALLY ANONYMOUS BUT THEY'RE NOT BITCONNECT SO ITS OK BUT DONT LOOK AT THAT LOOK OVER HERE ANON B-BAM ITS GOING UP!!! WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT OH I CANT REMEMBER NEVERMIND ANYWAY MUNNEEEEEEEE! KA-CHING KA-CHING. WE'RE ALL RICH

well ig I'll just enjoy this completely random behavior V CALLERS MUST BE PUNISHED

MY BRILLIANT OPERATION “EPIC LOSSES”IS WELL AHEAD OF SCHEDULE 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 MY PLAN OUTLINED FOR FOUR TO FIVE WEEKS TO COMPLETE MY OBJECTIVES AND BE FULLY LIBERATED FROM ALL MY MONIES, BUT I HAVE MET MY OBJECTIVES AT A MUCH QUICKER RATE  TYFYATTM

SUCKS TO BE A MIDDLE EASTERN OIL TANKER. LOL

MY BODY IS READY FOR NEXT VIX LEG DOWN, MY ANUS IS NOT READY FOR THE VIX REVERSAL. BE WARNED IMA GO BAT SHIT CRAZY

DURING MARKET HOURS PLEASE DONT MESSAGE OR TAG ME I CANT BE DISTRACTED ITS IMPORTANT

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

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My DD is that last Friday was pretty bloody for high beta stocks (ASTS, BE, APLD) so tomorrow is going to be super green instead. Thats it.

Like maybe APLD or BE or some high volatility stock goes down 10% and then rips back to -5%

IM GONNA WATCH A MOVIE. PLEASE NO TAGGING ME OR REPLIES. I WONT ANSWER AND IT CAN BE DISTRACTING WHILE IM TRYING TO FOLLOW A MOVIE SO DONT FUCKING DO IT. WHEN IM DONE WATCHING MY MOVIE ILL LET YOU KNOW THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

BRUH. IF THE MARKET TANKS AFTER I LOST 20K IN PUTS ILL BE SICK

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Rate my portfolio: $LUV $GHEY $BE $RR

THERE WILL NEVER BE A RED DAY AGAIN LMFAO

Today. White House meeting with tech CEOs (OpenAI, Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Meta, xAI, Oracle) for "Ratepayer Protection Pledge" for datacenter energy. Bull or bear on OKLO, SMR, NNE, VST, COHR, CEG, TLN, LITE, or BE? Reasoning?

BE FEARFUL WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL

THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT

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# WHY DON'T WE ANNEX CANADA THIS WEEKEND? ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. **JUST GET IT DONE AND BE OVER WITH IT**

BREAKING: DONNY SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER CLAIMING SELLING STOCKS IS AN INTERNATIONAL WAR CRIME AND ALL BERS WILL BE EXTERMINATED.

SURELY NO OIL FACILITIES, OIL FIELDS, REFINERIES, TANKERS OR PIPELINES WILL BE DAMAGED IN THE LATEST ROUNDS OF BOMBARDMENTS. OIL $150

GUYS I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE MORE CLEAR THAT YOU CANT GIVE CASHFLOW UPDATES OR ANNOUNCEMENTS ONLY IM AUTHORIZED TO DO THAT

Oh fuck you're gonna make me BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL

JUST NOW: MONGO CONSIDERING SPAIN EMBARGO. SHITTED ON UK. "IF OIL PRICES GO HIGHER FOR A LITTLE WHILE SO BE IT." OIL $150

BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL. -barren Wuffet

OUR FATHER BURRY, WHO RESIDEST IN VALUE TRAPS, REVERED BE THY TWEETS OF WOE. THY BEAR RAID COME, THY SHORTS BE COVERED, IN VOLATILITY AS IT IS IN RECESSION. BESTOW UPON US TODAY OUR DAILY RED ARROWS, AND ABSOLVE US OF OUR FOMO PURCHASES, AS WE ABSOLVE THE PUMPERS WHO DECEIVE US. TEMPT US NOT WITH GREEN DAYS, BUT RESCUE US FROM THE BUBBLE. FOR THINE IS THE INSIGHT, THE IRONY, AND THE I-TOLD-YOU-SO, ETERNALLY. AMEN.

Guys, that cuck suckered MUST BE IMPEACHED. He is making US citizens LOSE

YOU! This is your fault! Me? I was gone on vacation Monday and Friday.. Exactly! The world demands order! *Sure feels like a Monday.* WHAT DID YOU SAY? TODAY SURE FEELS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN DAY, SIR! - MA'AM! I meant MA'AM! Sir is fine.

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IT IS OK TO BE RED

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OUR LORD BURRY, WHO DWELLEST IN WATER STOCKS, SACRED BE THY DOOMSDAY TWEETS. THY RECESSION COME, THY WARNINGS BE HEEDED, ON SPY AS IT IS ON NASDAQ. GRANT US THIS DAY OUR VOLATILITY SPIKES, AND PARDON OUR GREED, AS WE PARDON THE BULLS WHO MOCK US. TEMPT US NOT WITH RALLIES, BUT SAVE US FROM THE FED. FOR THINE IS THE CRASH, THE CHAOS, AND THE CAPITAL, ETERNALLY. AMEN.

OUR MICHAEL IN SCION, HALLOWED BE THY PREDICTIONS. THY DOWNTURN COME, THY POSITIONS BE SHORTED, IN MARKETS AS IT IS IN SUBPRIME. GIVE US TODAY OUR DAILY RED CANDLES, AND FORGIVE US OUR LONG HOLDS, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO PUMP MEME STOCKS. LEAD US NOT INTO ATHS, BUT DELIVER US FROM INFLATION. FOR THINE IS THE BEAR, THE GLOOM, AND THE GLORY, FOREVER. AMEN.

OUR BURRY, WHO ART IN VALUE INVESTING, HALLOWED BE THY SHORTS. THY CRASH COME, THY BEAR MARKET BE DONE, ON WALL STREET AS IT IS IN BIG SHORT. GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY PUT OPTIONS, AND FORGIVE US OUR BULLISHNESS, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO BULL AGAINST US. AND LEAD US NOT INTO BUBBLES, BUT DELIVER US FROM FOMO. FOR THINE IS THE HEDGE, THE POWER, AND THE PROFIT, FOR EVER AND EVER. AMEN.

WTF BROS I THOUGHT SLV WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HEDGE

LET IT BE FOREVER KNOWN ACROSS THE LAND, THAT MONSIGNEUR REMY IS A FRENCH BULLDOG....THAT IS THE UPDATE!

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**GREAT JOB BULLS** **BEARS, BE BETTER**

US AIR FORCE TANKERS FORCED TO LEAVE SPAIN AFTER GOVERNMENT REFUSES AIRBASES TO BE USED FOR IRAN ATTACKS: AIRLIVE

PLEASE DONT BE TRAP PLEASE DONT BE TRAP PLEASE DONT BE TRAP PLEASE DONT BE TRAP

**BREAKING NEWS: MARCO RUBIO HAS JUST FOUND OUT HE NEEDS TO BE SHAH OF IRAN IN 72 HOURS**

I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE PEACE WITH IRAN, AND THE S&P 500, WHICH I WILL BE MUSHROOM STAMPING THIS MORNING. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President 🥭

🥭COULD BOMB OURSELVES AND MARKET WOULD STILL BE 🚨RISK ON 🚨GREEN AS FUK

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SLV IS UP ONLY .5% I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE RICH FUCCCCKKKK

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