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**GREAT JOB BULLS** **BEARS, BE BETTER**

US AIR FORCE TANKERS FORCED TO LEAVE SPAIN AFTER GOVERNMENT REFUSES AIRBASES TO BE USED FOR IRAN ATTACKS: AIRLIVE

PLEASE DONT BE TRAP PLEASE DONT BE TRAP PLEASE DONT BE TRAP PLEASE DONT BE TRAP

**BREAKING NEWS: MARCO RUBIO HAS JUST FOUND OUT HE NEEDS TO BE SHAH OF IRAN IN 72 HOURS**

I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE PEACE WITH IRAN, AND THE S&P 500, WHICH I WILL BE MUSHROOM STAMPING THIS MORNING. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President 🥭

🥭COULD BOMB OURSELVES AND MARKET WOULD STILL BE 🚨RISK ON 🚨GREEN AS FUK

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SLV IS UP ONLY .5% I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE RICH FUCCCCKKKK

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WILL ONE OF YOU BIG BRAIN BER CUCKS EXPLAIN TO THE REST OF THE CLASS HOW YOU’RE SO SURE THAT THE MARKET WILL BE RED TOMORROW?

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE FROM SATURDAY SAYING IT WAS GONNA BE GREEN?? 🫨 Where the bulls at? LMFAO 🤡

\> be a europoor \> do nothing - get everything \> win WHAT A TIMELINE TO BE ALIVE TBHHH

> TRUMP: THERE WILL LIKELY BE MORE U.S. CASUALTIES Oh well as long as Israel is happy

#**WILL BE INTERESTING WHAT THE CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC WILL VOTE IN THE BOARD OF PEACE**

THE SPY WILL BE YOURS TO TAKE

I FUCKING SOLD EVERYTHING GOING INTO THE WEEKEND MAYBE I SHIILD BE RISK OFF THEN ALL THE FUN STARTS FUCKKKKKKING REEEEEEE

‼️🚨ALERT🚨‼️ THIS IS A NOTICE OF INTENT. DUE TO USA BEING IN WAR I WILL NO LONGER BE SHITPOSTING. NOW IS THE TIME NOT TO MAKE JOKES BUT TO FOCUS ON OUR STRENGTH AND POWER. MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL THIS HAS BEEN A WARTIME CASHFLOW UPDATE

POUR ONE OUT FOR THE MODS, GOING TO BE A LONG WEEKEND YOU 🚬’s

THERE IS A LEGIT CHANCE THAT WILL BE 100 MONDAY.

TRUMP TELLS ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY GUARD: YOU SHOULD LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS. YOU WILL BE TREATED FAIRLY WITH TOTAL IMMUNITY, OR YOU WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH

TRUMP: AMERICANS MAY BE LOST AND WE MAY HAVE CASUALTIES

YOU WILL ALL BE LAID OFF BY AI. HAVE A NICE DAY. LOL.

MARKET IS NOT ALLOWED TO GO DOWN DURING MARKET HOURS!!!! ALL SHORTS WILL BE MET WITH AGGRESSIVELY FAKE PUMPS AND NONSENSE SIDEWAYS ACTION!!! SELLERS WILL BE SENT TO GUANTANAMO BAY DUE TO ACTS OF TREASON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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SPY GOING GREEN LMAO. BEARS ABOUT TO BE IN COMPLETE SHAMBLES.

YEAH I KNOW THIS ONE THIS WILL BE AN OMEGA PUMP AT OPEN

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BUTTCOIN IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A SCAM.

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCKS GONE ON WITH GOOGLE? 340 TO SOON TO BE 250 WHAT THE FUCK

I've been succesful BE Semi recently. Thinking about going further with the small dip.

BETTING ITS GONNA BE GREEN BY OPEN

THE NEXT TEN MINUTES WILL BE THE OFFICIAL GIVE CASHFLOW A COMPLIMENT TIME. YOU MAY BEGIN EDIT: I SAID YOU MAY BEGIN EDIT2: SINCE YOU GUYS ARE BEING DICKS IM NEVER POSTING HERE AGAIN

EVERYTHING WILL BE GREEN THANKS TO NFLX

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DONT BE SHOCKED WHEN NVIDIA BLASTS TO 200$ BEFORE MARKET CLOSE.

GENERATIONAL MONEY TO BE MADE IF YOU PICK THE RIGHT DIRECTION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

NVDA WILL DUMP AT OPEN SO BE READY

BE better

IT IS 7 PM. I AM EXACTLY 19 HOURS INTO MY 41 HOUR FAST WHICH WILL CONCLUDE AT 5 PM EST TOMORROW THIS HAS BEEN A FASTING AND SOON TO BE SKINNY AND SEXY CASHFLOW UPDATE

IT IS 6 PM. I AM EXACTLY 18 HOURS INTO MY 41 HOUR FAST WHICH WILL CONCLUDE AT 5 PM EST TOMORROW THIS HAS BEEN A FASTING AND SOON TO BE SKINNY AND SEXY CASHFLOW UPDATE

LITE WILL BE $1000 AFTER NEXT EARNINGS 🤌🤗

SPY 700 MAY NOT BE A MYTH ANYMORE!

THE BULL NARRATIVE APPEARS TO BE COMPLETELY INTACT

#PACKWATCH RIP BOZOS REST IN PISS BERS YOU WONT BE MISSED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

PETITION TO BAN u/OSRSkarma AND MAKE ME MOD. IM BETTER ANYWAYS EVERYONE IS SAYING IT u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR YOU KNOW WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BUDDY.