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THE DOW THE DOW RIGHT NOW, IS OVER 50 THOU! I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE LAUGHING? THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT! THE DOW THE DOW RIGHT NOW! S&P AT ALMOST 7 THOU! THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THIS! HOW IS THE DOW!?!?!??!

#SIR, ITS TOO MUCH WINNING I USED TO BE LOSING BUT NOW IM WINNING!!!! ITS TOO MUCH SIR!

THISLL BE THE BIGGEST NOTHINGBURGER

BE too

IF BEING A DEGENERATE IS WRONG I DONT WANNA BE RIGHT

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REST IN PISS BER U WILL BE REMEMBERED IN ROUGHLY 2 HRS WHEN WE DROP

THERE WILL NEVER BE A RED DAY AGAIN LMFAO

What’s the power behind $BE? Never seen it red. Bought at $57 and sold at $145. Hope to get back in below $110

RED 5 DIAMOND IN MY BAG IF YOU WANNA SEE IT DANCE DONT BE LIKE THAT

THERE WILL NEVER BE A GREEN DAY AGAIN

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Bulls PLEASE DON'T BE COCKY FROM THAT EARLY YOU 'RE GONNA JINX IT

BREAKING NEWS: INTEREST RATE DECISION WILL BE OUT 8AM TODAY. CHECK IT OUT

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FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I WILL BE KNOWN AS EL CASHFLOW

🥭 IS GROWING FRUSTRATED WITH THE LIMITS OF MILITARY OPTIONS AGAINST IRAN AS ADVISERS WARN ANY STRIKE MAY NOT BE DECISIVE AND COULD LEAD TO WIDER CONFLICT Let the man do what he wants ^(but not until I'm in puts)

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IN LIGHT OF RECENT DEVELOPMENTS (ME ORDERING FOOD) I WILL BE POSTING A PICTURE SHORTLY OF TONIGHT’S HEALTHY DINNER THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIAL CASHFLOW UPDATE (THAT ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO GIVE)

SUB 25M VOLUME ON MU DISHGUSHTING DAY TO BE ALIVE0

2026 MAG-7 TO BE RE-BRANDED AS RAG-7 , SINCE ALL IT DOES IS BLEED

AND NOW WE’RE GONNA BE FIN STUCK HERE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

“…AND THATS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART HERE, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER, NOW THERE WILL BE NO MORE TARIFF UNCERTAINTY THANKS TO THIS RULING…” *VIX +15%*

LPCN LOW FLOATER BE READY

> 🚨 TRUMP: ANY COUNTRY THAT WANTS TO 'PLAY GAMES' WITH SUPREME COURT DECISION WILL BE MET WITH A MUCH HIGHER TARIFF, AND WORSE

BERS WRONG AGAIN? MUST BE A DAY THAT ENDS IN Y

#WE ARE INDEED GHEY BUT ITS LESS GHEY SINCE THEIR COCKS WILL BE CUT OFF

THIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE BEARS ARE GETTING A REALITY CHECK. GET READY FOR NEW ATH MOTHERFUCKERS AAAAARGH.

# GHEY BEAR IS HERE TIME TO YELL JUST FOR OUR SHIT TO BE SEEN

#YOU KNOW WE ARE GOING TO BE BRIGHT GREEN TOMORROW RIGHT?

TARRIFS TO BE INCREASED TO 1000% AGAINST US TMRW

WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF THE COURTS BLOCK THIS RETARDS 15% GLOBAL TARIFF LMAO

OFICIAL NOTICE ALERT DUE TO YOUR POOR ATTITUDES, I WILL NO LONGER BE SHARING PICTURES OF MY DINNERS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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# ITS THE ONLY WAY FOR OUR COMMENTS TO BE SEEN WHEN BIG FONT BERHUNTER IS IN CHAT

🫲🏻I ONLY KNOW HOW TO BE A GOOD BOY🫱🏻

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PEOPLE TRYING TO BE “NICE” ON THE ROADS JUST FUCK UP THE NATURAL TRAFFIC FLOW AND MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE STUPID CONSIDERATE FUCKS 😡

IF HE DOESNT DO SOMETHING ST000PID DURING THE 🅱️EEKEND MONDAY IS GONNA BE GREEN AF

I WANT TO BE A GOOD BOY 😂

#I WANT TO BE A GOOD BOY

HE WANTS TO BE A GOOD BOY, GUYS

#I WANT TO BE A GOOD BOY.

SPY WILL NEVER BE 700 AGAIN.

🥭'S REVENGE TRADE GONNA BE ON IRAN THIS WEEKEND

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# MSFT HAS TO BE THE WORST STOCK EVER LMAO.