BE

CVNA PUTS HAVE TO BE THE PLAY RIGHT??!

THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE

MSFT IS TRASH, BE WARNED OF THE INCOMING RUG PULL!! SELL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

JUST BUY THE DIP AND IT"S GONNA BE FINE

Fucking Europoors. Why can't they be eurorichs for ONE FUCKING NIGHT. BE MORE LIKE JAPAN.

KTOS has shady government connections so I’m betting on corruption. PLTR is even more intertwined; so fundamentally sound or not, it’ll be a momentum play but I’m not touching it. LMT, RTX, BE Personally I bought KTOS.

You just don’t have the vision. tHis iS tHE wORsT iT wILl eVEr BE!!!!!! 🤡

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#WENDYS GONNA BE FULL OF BOLS TONIGHT

FED MINUTES: SEVERAL PARTICIPANTS INDICATED THEY WOULD HAVE SUPPORTED A TWO-SIDED DESCRIPTION OF FUTURE RATE DECISIONS, REFLECTING POSSIBILITY HIKES COULD BE APPROPRIATE IF INFLATION REMAINED AT ABOVE-TARGET LEVELS Lol

FED MINUTES: PARTICIPANTS OBSERVED ECONOMIC ACTIVITY APPEARED TO BE EXPANDING AT A SOLID PACE; GENERALLY ANTICIPATED PACE OF GROWTH WOULD REMAIN SOLID IN 2026

FED MINUTES: MOST PARTICIPANTS CAUTIONED THAT PROGRESS TOWARD 2% TARGET MIGHT BE SLOWER AND MORE UNEVEN THAN GENERALLY EXPECTED AND JUDGED RISK OF INFLATION RUNNING PERSISTENTLY ABOVE TARGET WAS MEANINGFUL

> 🚨WHITE HOUSE: MANY ARGUMENTS ONE COULD MAKE FOR STRIKE ON IRAN > WHITE HOUSE: IRAN WOULD BE WISE TO MAKE DEAL

If you guys think about it hard, the brain is the most important of us being human. And the brain usually means memory. Which in turn means MEMORY are the most important factor in AI. WHICH IN TURN MEAN MU WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT COMPANY ON EARTH. MU 500 EOW.

MSFT BACK DOWN BELOW $400 EOD DONT BE DUMB BUY PUTS

682 is my BE, SPY please behave

LMFAOOO MY FIVERR PUTS BE PRINTING ITS LIKE 10$ RN 😂😂😂

A CERTAIN STONK THAT'S BEING SHILLED BY BAD ACTORS WILL SOON BE 177 BY EOM

DONT BE AFRAID OF MSFT. EMBRACE MSFT. BE ONE WITH MSFT, AS YOU PURCHASE THE SHARES, MOVE WITH THE SHARES. BECOME ONE WITH MSFT, IT ISNT JUST A STOCK... ITS A FAMILY AND TOGETHER, WE CAN END THE DAY $410. #MSFTPROUD LETS DO THIS TEAM

PETITION FOR MILFS TO HAVE TO ACTUALLY BE MID 30S AT ABSOLUTE MINIMUM. MAKE MILFS OLD AGAIN.

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THE DOW IS AT 49,446!!! THIS IS WHAT WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT!!

SCHRODINGERS MARKET TODAY ITS ONLY WHEN WE LOOK IN 3 MINUTES ITS GONNA BE UP OR DOWN LMFAO

#PLEASE CONSIDER BUYING YOUR LOCAL LEARN TO CODE BRO A COFFEE. THEIR JAWS ARE SORE AND THEIR BOOTY BE PROLAPSED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

**CASH GANG UNITE: LET THERE BE BLOOD RIVERS TOMORROW**

# MOOD NEEDS TO BE IMPROVED 🤗

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SURELY MSFT CANT BE SERIOUS

> 🚨 *SUPREME COURT SAYS FEB. 20 TO BE OPINION DAY AMID TARIFF WAIT

🚨 *SUPREME COURT SAYS FEB. 20 TO BE OPINION DAY AMID TARIFF WAIT

THIS WILL BE A FRIDAY FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

#THE MARKET MAKERS HAVE DECIDED TODAY SHALL BE A PUMP DAY BEFORE THE RUG ON TUESDAY, BUT FOR NOW, WE BOLS MAY REJOYCE

FACE IT, YOU HAVE NOT A SLIGHTEST IDEA WHAT THE MARKET IS GOING TO DO TODAY. YOU WOULD NOT BE HERE, IF YOU DID.

🫲S'GONNA BE YUUUUGE🫱

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OUR MONEY IS GETTING OUTPACED BY BIG MACS EOY BIG MACS WILL BE 10$

I WILL BE YOUR CRYPTO PRESID3NT

SNAPCHAT WILL BE A TOP 10 COMPANY IN 5 YEARS.

Guys didn't you know that all the world's largest companies that produce trillions in revenue and destroy earnings quarter after quarter are ACTUALLY WORTHLESS TRASH THAT MUST BE PANIC DUMPED TO OBLIVION? News to me, anyway.

RDDT DROPPING $10 A DAY MEANS IT WILL BE FREE IN 2 WEEKS

MOOD NEEDS TO BE IMPROVED!

DIPS WILL BE BOUGHT UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

IT CANT BE LIKE THIS 🤣

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Anyone in $BE (Bloom Energy) ?

Work just asked me why my productivity has been slipping and where the project is at Took a page out of bondis book and replied “THE DOW IS AT 50K, MARKET NEAR HIGHS, THATS WHAT WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT”

big ass morning coffee ✅ champ breakfast ✅ giant smelly shit ✅ WHAT A TIME LINE TO BE ALIVE

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Mostly all in on Bloom Energy BE. The stock flushed all weak hands today until 10:30am EST, then turned around and ripped faces off into the close. This is the kind of action that means a lot. Also, check these options stats I compiled: All option orders since 1/20/26 between $1,000,000 and $5,000,000 (big money) The put/call ratio is an astounding 0.05 https://preview.redd.it/kxyoyq9s4zig1.png?width=2002&format=png&auto=webp&s=12de4a203b2acb16389bc2391fec960d387ac9fa