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this newest wave of bers are the funniest and stupidest ive seen in history. *market goes down -0.02%* **bers: TOMORROW WILL BE BLOODY LIKE TODAY**

"why havnt you done jck shit about all the rich elite pedos?" "DOW IS AT 50,000 THATS WHAT WE SHUD BE TLKING ABOUT" ffs

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THERE WILL NEVER BE A RED DAY AGAIN

#GREAT DAY TO BE COLORBLIND

# HERE COMES $695 # CALLS NOW OR BE LEFT OUT

TRUMP: GREAT JOBS NUMBERS, FAR GREATER THAN EXPECTED TRUMP: AMERICA SHOULD BE PAYING MUCH LESS ON BOND BORROWINGS 🥭 please stop, this is the opposite of how it works.

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BILLIONS MUST BE EMPLOYED.

#ECONOMIC DATA IS 100% GONNA BE ASS DESPITE THE COOKING, ACCORDING TO SLV/GLD FUTES

#TODAY'S GONNA BE A PUMP DAY, IT HAS TO BE, THERE'S NO OTHER WAY

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# CHOOO CHOOOOOO # LOOK AT THOSE FUTURES ABSOLUTELY # SOARING # GOING TO BE +1% BEFORE ANY DATA DROPS SO IF IT'S BAD IT'S ONLY GOING TO GO BACK TO FLAT # WE ARE FULLY BACK IN BUY EVERY SINGLE DIP MARKET

FINAL MU SHAKEOUT BEFORE INVESTOR EVENT SENDS US TO VALHALLA TOMORROW. UNLESS IT DOESNT. THEN THAT WOULD BE BAD.

GOOGLE BE FUCKING FORREAL DAWG, BFFR!

I FUCKING HATE RICH PEOPLE WITH THEIR FANCY SHITS AND STUPID LAUGHTER… I HATE THEM SO MUCH THAT I WANT TO BE ONE, like them 🦧

# HERE COMES THE MASSIVE BULL FLAG BREAK OUT # SLAM CALLS OR BE LEFT OUT

COINS BID/ASK BE LIKE .17/1.30 🤣🤣🤣

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#OPENAI ADDING ADS TO FREE CHATGPT HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF INDICATOR

###HOW MUCH MORE OF A SHADOW GOVERNMENT DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN ORDER TO PRODUCE A TIDDLYWINK OF A PUMP

#ARE THE MARKETS GONNA BE GHEY OR REGARDED TODAY

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Orangoman: USD NEEDS TO BE STRONK USD: FAK OFF MEIT, I DIE TODAY

MARKETS GONNA BE RED THIS WEEK CAUSE NFL IS SHIT

CAUSE WE ALL JUST WANNA BE BIG ROCKSTARS

Not sure about tomorrow, BUT, I am betting PUNT every Pats drive on DraftKings. IM GONNA BE RICH

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I WILL MAKE MONEY, I WILL 1000x MY PORT, I WILL BE THE NEXT WOLF OF FAIL STREET \- anyway calls or puts guys? I was thinking full port weekly $300 puts on SNDK and $90 calls on PYPL, someone told me about "value investing" or something like that

OPEN THE FUTES ALREADY THIS WAIT SHOULD BE UNCONSTITUTIONAL

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TRUMP: GOING TO MEET AGAIN WITH IRAN EARLY NEXT WEEK DEAL CAN BE REACHED WITH IRAN, HAVE PLENTY OF TIME

IRAN TO NUKE WYOMING OVER THE WEEKEND ALL 3 PEOPLE THERE WILL BE OBLITERATED 👹

MY ROBUX GOING TO BE WORTH MILLIONS

MORALE NEEDS TO BE IMPROVED

SPY WANTS TO RUN TO $690 LET HER BE FREE

BERS WRONG AGAIN - MUST BE A DAY THAT ENDS IN Y LMAO

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BE is getting so many upgrades this morning.

WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS TO BE SHORT SILVER 🤑🤑🤑

#IF ONLY THEY HAD SPENT THE CAPEX ON SPACE DATA CENTERS WE WOULD BE FINE 🤡🤌

It could be worse. IT COULD BE WORSE 😭😭😭😭

\*WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES "GOLDEN DOME" TO BE RENAMED "GOLD-FOILED DOME"

If companies do what they do because shareholders like it... WHO THE FUCK WANTS BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS TO BE BURNED IN AI BULLSHIT? WTF IS AMAZON GONNA DO WITH 200B?? IT COULD BUY A COUNTRY

AMZN calls are toast and my BE puts are also toast. Make it make sense

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