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UNH V IS GONNA BE BIBLICAL

# THE PROPOSAL WILL NOT GO THROUGH CONGRESS. # DON'T BE A PANICAN HERE

\- had a big ass coffee \- took a giant smelly shit (feelsgood.jpg) \- about to bomb another interview \- then bombing my portfolio WHAT A TIME LINE TO BE ALIVE, MY GOD! (claps.jpg)

Futures absolutely # SOARING With silver leading the way # HOW GOOD IS IT TO BE A ROCK HARD PERMABULL?

#WTF DID RDDT DO TO BE DOWN 12% YTD 😠🤬😤😡

#BE PREPARED to load calls as UNH dumps 20% post earnings

**$SLV ETF TO BE RENAMED TO $HAHAFUCKYOU METAL BOLS**

DON'T BE PANICAN SILVER!!!

**BERS REMEMBER THE WEEKEND WHEN YOU SWORE UP AND DOWN IT WOULD BE RED?!**

\*CNN: WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES \`GOLDEN DOME\` DEFENSE-SYSTEM TO BE RENAMED \`SILVER DOME\`, "GOLD IS FOR LOSERS, NEVER OWNED IT, VERY BAD".

ENJOY THE SILVER RUN WHILE YOU CAN THE DUMP WILL BE HISTORICAL HAHA

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THERE WILL BE LOSSES🫴

>Sadly, whatever numbers we find, California, and other Democrat run States, WILL BE WORSE Isn't California the largest donor state ? By a landslide? Mf be hoping Alabama will fund his federal government or something?

DONT BE A PANICAN

#IMAGINE HOW MANY RETARDS WOULD BE HERE IF WE HAD 24/7 TRADING LMAOOOOOO

YOULL BE SORRY!

BLACKROCK CIO ABOUT TO BE FED CHAIR

$SLV WAIT TILL I BUY IN... YOU ALL WILL BE COOKED

Dips will be bought…SPOILS WILL BE ENJOYED! 😷

IBKR AND BE

#INTEL HAS THE LEGS TO BE 1T MINIMUM.

BOYS $AMZN IS TWEEEEEKING WTF $1.80+ OVER NIGHT THE LAY-OFF NEWS IS GOING TO BE GOOOD i got 4000 shares on margin at $227 + 4000 of my own

I remember BE was my first stock that I bought and P/E was 14,000 and I thought it was good 😂.

GLD and SLV going up non stop USD dumping non stop SPY behaves like a shit coin WHAT A TIME LINE TO BE ALIVE

I'M LEAKING INFO $AMZN HAS A NEW ROUND OF LAY-OFFS TO BE ANNOUCED. PUTS IT IS!!! /s

#WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE INTC JUST DID THAT!!!! THIS WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR YEARS!! ^^^^Sorry, ^^^^just ^^^^practicing.

**THANKS TO MY MASTERFUL NEGOTIATIONS (AND GOOD LOOKS!!), WE WILL BE BUILDING MILITARY BASES IN GREENLAND AS WE WERE ALREADY PREVIOUSLY ALLOWED TO DO!!** **THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER** 🇺🇸

SPY BE LIKE DON'T DROP THAT THUN THUN

Did Cramer beat down BE?

THERE’S GOTTA BE A WAY TO MAKE MONEY OFF THIS, THERE’S JUST GOT TO BE, it’s just toooooooooooo good!

*RALLIES WILL BE FADED*

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BOUTA BE ON SOME BULL SHIT FUCK THE BEARS N*GGA

NO IT'S OVER AGAIN. GOTTA WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK TO BE BACK

🚨 TRUMP: BASED UPON THIS UNDERSTANDING, I WILL NOT BE IMPOSING TARIFFS THAT WERE SCHEDULED TO GO INTO EFFECT ON FEBRUARY 1ST TRUMP: SAYS AFTER RUTTE MEETING: WE HAVE FORMED FRAMEWORK OF A FUTURE DEAL WITH RESPECT TO GREENLAND

This is the news: 🥭 BASED ON A VERY PRODUCTIVE MEETING WITH NATO, I WILL NOT BE IMPOSING THE FEBRUARY 1ST TARIFFS TACO gonna TACO

TRUMP: BASED UPON THIS UNDERSTANDING, I WILL NOT BE IMPOSING TARIFFS THAT WERE SCHEDULED TO GO INTO EFFECT ON FEBRUARY 1ST TRUMP: SAYS AFTER RUTTE MEETING: WE HAVE FORMED FRAMEWORK OF A FUTURE DEAL WITH RESPECT TO GREENLAND

YESSSS BE THE EXIT LIQUIDITY YOUVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING!

WHAT HES SAYING WE CAN STOP THE WARS BUT LITERALLY STARTS THEM THIS HAS GOT TO BE RAGEBAIT

TURNED OUT TO BE HIGHER IQ THAN WE THOUGHT LMFAOOOOOOOO

SOMALIAN BANDITS TURNED OUT TO BE HIGHER IQ THAN WE THOUGHT

LMFAO WITHIN A MONTH THERE WILL BE NO CRIME IN NEW ORLEANS. MY BROTHER IN CHRIST...

YOU CAN SAY YES AND WE WILL BE VERY APPRECIATE, OR YOU CAN SAY NO AND WE WILL REMEMBER

GG retard ber. There it is. The 🌮 in all its glory: >I WONT USE EXCESSIVE FORCE EVEN THOUGH WE WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE IF WE DID.

🥭: US BUYING GREENLAND WOULD NOT BE A THREAT TO NATO 🌮?

WITHOUT ME YOUD BE SPEAKING GERMAN

OH SHIT GREENLAND TO BE INVADED

RIGHT NOW YOUD ALL BE SPEAKING GERMAN AND A LITTLE JAPANESE PERHAPS 😭😭😭