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🗣️ WE GET A REDO TOMORROW, BLESSED BE THE MODS # April 8th # Round 2 CALLS CALLS CALLS!

AUTHORIZED THE OPENING OF THE "GREAT" MOVES TOMORROW-THREAD (VERY GOOD!) - PRAISE BE TO ALLAH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -- PRESIDENT DJT

OPEN THE FUCKIN THREAD YOU CRAZY BASTARDS PRAISE BE TO ALLAH

APLD is going to crash on earnings today because they won't announce a new hyperscaler contract and market is going to hate that. APLD, NBIS, CRWV, and BE all down 5 or more percent tomorrow.

AXIOS: CEASEFIRE MAY BE BROKEN AFTER ONLY 24 HOURS DUE TO BULLS ARROGANCE

**PUBLIC STATEMENT**: IM NO LONGER A BER. PRAISE BE TO BOLS!!!!

MICROSLOP CONTINUES TO BE DOGSHIT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

PRAISE BE ALLAH THE STRAIT IS NOT OPEN

PRAISE BE ALLAH THAT WE IGNORE ALL NEWS NOW

ORCL has TIKTOK, OPENAI IT WILL BE PUMPING

>IRAN NAVY MESSAGE SAYS SHIP OWNERS NEED TO RECEIVE PERMISSION FROM IRAN TO TRANSIT OR THEY WILL BE TARGETED AND DESTROYED - REPORT CITING SHIPPING SOURCES sounds like the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz is going well

> IRAN ARMED FORCES SAY U.S. WOULD BE TREATED AS PARTY TO ANY ISRAELI ATTACK AND FACE DECISIVE RESPONSE Ceasefire going well

PRAISE BE ALLAH, MY CALLS ARE SAVED

**SPY WILL NEVER BE RED AGAIN LMAO** 🤌

#THE MARKETS WILL BE RANGEBOUND FOR ETERNITY AND YOU PEASANTS SHOULD BE THANKFUL IT MOVES AT ALL

GOOD MORNING, BOYS MAY YOUR GAINS TODAY BE GREATER THAN YOUR LOSSES #LFG BOLS!!!! 🚀📈💰💰💰

HAHAHAH HUGE WIN FOR THE USA THE ART OF THE DEAL. BEARS JUST PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG ALREADY, ILL BE WAITING FOR MY BJ FOR DESSERT

TRUMP SAYS MAY BE JOINT US-IRAN VENTURE FOR HORMUZ TOLLS: ABC

**BOTTLE ROCKET FIRED IN SANDY PLACE** **SPARKLERS RUMORED TO BE NEXT**

🎶TACO TACO MAN I WANT TO BE A TACO MAN🎶

PART OF THE DEAL INVOLVES TRADING WSB MODS TO IRAN FOR CASH CONSIDERATIONS AND SPY OPTIONS TO BE NAMED LATER

# FUCKING LOL 🌮 # PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

GAS IS GOING TO BE FREEEEEEE

> TRUMP: THIS WILL BE A DOUBLE SIDED CEASEFIRE > TRUMP: WE RECEIVED A 10 POINT PROPOSAL FROM IRAN, AND BELIEVE IT IS A WORKABLE BASIS ON WHICH TO NEGOTIATE

THIS CANNOT BE

HAHA BEARS ARE ABOUT TO BE EXTINCT 😹🫵

PRAISE BE INSHALLAH

It will be so funny till market open tomorrow: \- Trump doesn't TACO: Bears SHIT-TALK FOR SO MANY SLEEPLESS HOURS till market opens \- Trump TACOs: Bulls are back in business and SHIT-TALK THA FCK OUT OF ALL the bears while watching Oil futes dumbing 30% LMAO IT WILL BE SO FUNNY TOO BAD I AM A EUROPOOR AND IMA BE SLEEPING :'(

IM JACKED TO THE TITS I LOVE YOU ALL BULLS I EVEN LOVE THE BEARS, I PROMISE I WILL MAKE A GO FUNDME FOR YOU GUYS WITH ALL THE RICHES WE BE MAKIN

# 4 HOURS REMAINING UNTIL THE ULTIMATE BUL V BER SHOWDOWN. BE HERE.

MODS HAVE UNTIL 8PM TO MAKE ME HEAD MOD. PRAISE BE TO JESUS (MY MEXICAN FRIEND)

WHEN I GROOW UP I WANT BE A BILOOT

I WANT TO BE PILOT! GRAPE!

I DONT NEED TO BE IN A POSITION I DONT NEED TO BE IN A POSITION I DONT NEED TO BE IN A POSITION

TO BE HONEST, i have no idea what im doing

BREAKING: AFTER PRODUCTIVE DISCUSSIONS IRAN WILL ONLY BE SENT BACK TO THE BRONZE AGE

BREAKING AXIOS: EASTER BUNNY REAL, WILL BE DELIVERING CANDY. BUNNY IS NOT YOUR PARENTS.

GIVE ME THE FUCKING OIL YOU CRAZY FUCKING BASTARD! PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

MODS HAVE UNTIL 8PM TO MAKE ME HEAD MOD. PRAISE BE TO JESUS (MY MEXICAN FRIEND)

TRUMP ANNOUNCES TACO BELL TO BE NATIONALIZED DOLLAR CRAVINGS MENU ALONG WITH THE FRITOS BURRITO COMING BACK NATIONWIDE

PAKISTAN'S FM TO NORWAYS FM: HAVEN'T GIVEN UP YET, BUT THAT HOPE IS DWINDLING THAT AN EXTENSION OF THE DEADLINE WILL BE ACHIEVED

JUST SOLD AL MY USO SHARES, IF THIS ORANGE PIECE OF SHIT DOESNT 🌮 I’M GONNA BE BIG MAD

# CONGRATS TO THE OIL BULLS. YOU GUYS MUST BE SWIMMING IN MONEY RIGHT NOW.

8 PM EST BE THERE 

“GUYS IM REALLY GOING TO DO IT. IM NOT BLUFFING. IM FOR REAL HERE. IT’S GONNA BE REALLY BAD GUYS”

GONNA BE A LOT OF RICH AND POOR PEOPLE AFTER TODAY AND TOMORROW, BUT MORE POORERS THAN RICHY RICHES. FOR FUCK SAKES.

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH, MY PUTS ARE SAVED

⭐️ WE'RE GOING DOWN, DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND AND SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING ⭐️ ⭐️ I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET ⭐️ ⭐️ A LOADED GOD COMPLEX, COCK IT AND PULL IT ⭐️

CIVILIZATION DESTRUCTION HAS COMMENCED. BE SAFE OUT THERE. OIL $500

THE DUMP WILL BE CIVILIZATIONAL