BE

WENT TO SPROUTS RICH HIPPIES EVERYWHERE PRETENDING TO BE POOR CALLS

SNDK REALLY DO BE HIM …?!?!!

CC on BE 🤷🏻‍♂️

https://preview.redd.it/rp2vr2linkeg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f6327d425783f817de866167030199e9c947c0f Bought these on Friday. Slowly getting to BE of -2k. Back to -2k. Nice. Might take a break this week. "MIGHT"

HOW CAN NFLX BE DOWN 8 WEEKS IN A ROW AND STILL DUMP ON EARNINGS WHAT A POS STOCK

holding puts headlines: "A NEW ATH HAS BEEN REACHED! MARKET CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!" holding calls headlines: "MARKET CRASHES AS WORLD WAR 3 RUMORS STIR!"

ANYONE WHO DIDNT BUY NBIS 100 CALLS TODAY EXP THIS WEEK IS A COMPLETE REGARD YOU TRULLY DESERVE TO BE BROKE HAHA

MFS BE LIKE cost at open : 42,000 credit at close : 42,045

#BREAKING: TACO IMFORMED ROBERTS OF A AIR STRIKE JUST MINUTES BEFORE TARIFS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED

Bloom Energy (BE) being sketchy as fuck like how…

BESSENT: PRESIDENT WORRIED THAT US WOULD BE CALLED TO DEFEND GREELAND IN CASE OF INCURSION 😂

What the fuck do u mean do I sell my calls?? BE A FUCKING MAN AND GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP.

NOT LOOKING GOOD I WILL BE HONEST

EUROPOOR MENTALITY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN THE US STOCK MARKET

# BREAKING: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE TO BE RENAMED NOBEL PREVENTATIVE PEACE PRIZE, NOW TO BE REWARDED TO SOMEONE MOST LIKELY TO START WORLD WAR 3 WITH STIPULATION THAT THEY DO NOT START WORLD WAR 3

GOOD SELL THIS WEEK BOYS. MIGHT BE TIME TO BUY MY LEAPS ON ZETA

GREENLAND TO BE RENAMED ALASKA EAST

BELIEVE IT OR NOT! ALL OUR CALLS ARE COOKED BY TOMORROW MORNING ! GO FULL REGARD ON BUYING PUTS ON EVERY TECH POSSIBLE ON OPEN !!! LETS BE GEHY BER TILL 🥭MAN STFU

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they point and laugh at my penis, but, one day, MY PENIS WILL BE LAUGHING AT THEM!

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ITS MARTIN GODDAM LUTHER KING JR DAY. WHY THE FUCK WOULDD THE MARKET BE CLOSED? JUSE BECAUSE AM FROM THE HOOD AINT MEAN I DONT TRADE WITH MY GODDAMM MONEY SLING DOPE

#PROUD BOYS STAND BACK AND STAND BY, SEX ROBOTS WILL BE ON THE WAY IN +9 YEARS LMAO 🤣 🤌

I HAVE A DREAM THAT THE MARKET WILL BE OPEN TOMORROW

IM GONNA WAKE UP HUNGOVER TOMORROW, BUT EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OK

IT WILL BE RED ON TUESDAY MORNING BUT YOU GOTTA BUY THE DIP BEFORE 10AM CAUSE SCOTUS IS GONNA DEEM CHEETO DON’S TARIFFS ILLEGAL AND IT WILL BE THE BIGGEST SHREK COCK YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. No cap, EXCEPT FOR THIS MESSAGE, DEFINITELY ALL CAPS. NFA

**METAL CONCERT AT 6PM SUNDAY SLV AND GLD WILL BE PERFORMING AND I HEARD THEY GIVE OUT FREE MONEY**💴

#POTUS: DENMARK, NORWAY, SWEDEN, FRANCE, GERMANY, THE UNITED KINGDOM, THE NETHERLANDS, AND FINLAND TO FACE 10% TARIFF STARTING FEB 1 OVER GREENLAND MATTER #EDIT: POTUS NOW THREATENS TARIFFS OF UP TO 25% OVER GREENLAND #EDIT2: POTUS SAYS HE WILL BE SUING JPMORGAN CHASE OVER THE NEXT TWO WEEKS OVER 'DEBANKING' HIM AFTER JAN 6 PROTEST

# I HAVE A DREAM THE STOCK MARKET WOULD BE OPEN ON MLK DAY AND IT WOULD RALLY IN HIS NAME

Holy fuck was considering buying bloom energy (BE) when it was 80-90 a couple weeks ago and it just keeps fucking going up with another fucking 8% just today like what the fuck why isn’t this being talked about on here lol almost 80% in a month is crazy

my puts went from -40% to BE off that candle lol

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BE, OKLO, SMR, GEV, ... power stocks greeeeen

Bloom Energy - BE at ATH

OH YEAH SLV ITS MY BOYYYYY I WILL BE RICH BY EOD

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Shit I forgot we are closed Monday. WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING AT WORK, THEN

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The fact that I can’t sell in AH or Pre market SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!

#BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL DIE FOR YOU.

also Reddit: BOEING SHOULD BE NATIONALIZED REEEEE

TF ARE YALL BUYING TO BE DOWN SO BAD LOOOL

DIE POET I DONT WANT TO BE CALLED AWAY

DONT BE A GHEY BER TODAY

#"ALTERNATIVE OPTIONS WILL BE PURSUED IF TARIFF CASE IS LOST" - POTUS

How many of u tards so far are acting and doing the exact same shit in 2026 that uve done every year? BE BETTER

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WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT SILVER/GOLD. THERE SHOULD BE A MINERAL STREET BETS. WHERE ARE MY $GOOG $PLTR $AMZN $MSFT $META PEOPLE AT!!!

Bullish momentum for these sectors: \- Energy (e.g. BE EOSE) \- BTC (e.g. IBIT IREN)