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Stocks, crypto, artichoke, bean ALL DIPS WILL BE BOUGHT 

##*TRUMP: TO BE ANTI-TARIFF IS TO BE PRO-CHINESE guess the supreme court will be having panda express for lunch today

*TRUMP: TO BE ANTI-TARIFF IS TO BE PRO-CHINESE 🇨🇳🇨🇳

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# WE AREN'T GOING DOWN # GET OVER IT # SLAM CALLS OR BE LEFT OUT

SLV PLEASE BE AT 82 today

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Conditions have aligned, time to FOMO into BE has come.

BE just steadily outpacing every other position in my portfolio

JPM 305.....COME TO MEEEE I BE BUYER THERE! COMEEEEEEE

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THOU SHALT BE NO DIPS

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# HERE COMES ANOTHER NEW ALL TIME HIGH # DO NOT BE LEFT OUT # SLAM CALLS

# I DIDN'T KNOW THIS NEEDED TO BE SAID BUT STOCKS AREN'T GOING TO GO DOWN WHEN THEY ARE THIS CHEAP

They legit just cope and deny reality so hard. Oh? Everyone thinks we should go down here and its giga bearish? PUMP IT $4 ON THE OPEN INSTANTLY. HHAHAAHAHA SEEE ITS NOT BEARISH LOOK WE SHORT SQUEEZED IT AGAIN HAHAH NOW YOU CANT BE BEARISH. Dont care, still full porting puts. Like this is just not a serious market and can crash 5% in like a minute at any point in time. Dont really care at all how much they short squeeze it, Ill be there waiting for the big drop.

SPY GANNA BE GREEN TODAY??

DUMP DUMP DUMP THEY BE LYING ABOUT THE ECONOMY

I was wondering who will Orangoman bomb next during the weekend. I WASN'T EXPECTING IT TO BE FUCKING SPY.

I JUST WANT TO BE RICH YOU RETARDED FUCKIN ORANGE STFU AND SIT DOWN 🪑

EVERYTHING CAN BE AND IS BULLISH SPY +1% BY OPEN

TRUMP: CREDIT CARD COMPANIES WILL BE IN VIOLATION OF LAW IF THEY DON’T COMPLY BY JAN 20 ON INTEREST RATE CAP

SILVER CANNOT BE STOPPED

WOAH >!FUCK!< I DID NOT EXPECT THE >!FUTES!< TO BE >!FUT!!FUCKING FUTES!< .. >!FUCK!!!

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO, I FEEL IT...NEXT WEEK IS GOING TO BE AMAZING. MASSIVE RALLY INCOMING, BRACE YOURSELF!!!

Yea just like Chevron and oil calls were the obvious play last weekend. Bro its over, they did the whole thing after hours when the market is closed AGAIN. Stop trying to partake, they rigging up everything getting data on everyone's plans for the market all weekend and the second the market opens the rig starts. YOUR MONEY WILL BE STOLEN, THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF DOING IT ALL OVER THE WEEKEND/AFTERHOURS. DONT GAMBLE ON IT.

FUCK BERS. THERE IS LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE REASON TO BE BEARISH. EVERYTHING IS GREAT. POORS DON'T MATTER - SPENDING IS SOLELY DONE BY THE RICH AND THEY ARE SPENDING LIKE CRAZY. INTEREST RATES GET CUT. EXTREME GDP GROWTH. VALUATION IS OKAY, NOT LOW BUT ALSO NOT REALLY THAT HIGH. QE COMING BACK. NEW FED CHAIR --> CUT RATES EVEN MORE. TLDR: EVERYONE IS RICH AND EVERYTHING IS FINE # EVERYTHING EXPLODING TO INFINITY. WE WILL HIT 1000 THIS YEAR IN SPY. YEAHHHHHH

UUUU, OKLO, SMR, BE and CGCTU for a solid battery spac play

FUCK BERS. THERE IS LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE REASON TO BE BEARISH. EVERYTHING IS GREAT. POORS DON'T MATTER - SPENDING IS SOLELY DONE BY THE RICH AND THEY ARE SPENDING LIKE CRAZY. INTEREST RATES GET CUT. EXTREME GDP GROWTH. VALUATION IS OKAY, NOT LOW BUT ALSO NOT REALLY THAT HIGH. QE COMING BACK. NEW FED CHAIR --> CUT RATES EVEN MORE. TLDR: EVERYONE IS RICH AND EVERYTHING IS FINE

#OK GUYS THIS IS MY LAST POST HERE. I WONT BE POSTING AGAIN. TAKE CARE. SEE YOU AROUND. BE WELL. ARRIVEDERCI. K BYEEEE

Thank you APLD and BE for my single best week ever.

Doubling down on BE puts and MSTR calls was NOT the play today

# BULL FLAG ABOUT TO BREAK OUT # SPY GOING FOR 695 # CALLS NOW OR BE LEFT OUT

Note all the theta accounts and bots that spammed “hurr it’s gonna dump, dump “ are NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. WAKE UP YOU SHEEP

im there. missed OKLO nd BE tho

BE, OKLO woooo

# TRUMP ANNOUNCES ORDER FOR STOCKS TO ONLY BE ALLOWED TO GO UP

$BE

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NFP GUNNA BE FUN

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DOES IT COUNT IF I AM A BULL BUT I AM GAY OR I NEED BE A BER ?

YO CHAT What’s the most PLTR has climbed in 1 trading day CHAT: 19.0% on April 9, 2025 — According to historical price analysis of PLTR, this is the largest single-day percentage increase recorded in the last few years. JAN 9, 2026 WILL BE +20% MMW

>I DECLARE MORTGAGE RATES SHALL BE REDUCED BY 600% TO 2% EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! 

CHEVRON, EXXON, CONOCOPHILIPS EXECUTIVES TO MEET TRUMP AT WHITE HOUSE 2PM EST FRIDAY VALERO, MARATHON, CONTINENTAL, HALLIBURTON TO BE AT MEETING ALSO

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GOOG and BE

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