BE

I want him to have Nic on the other side of the desk with him in the Oval Office. Talking to the principal. The photoshoot. THAT WOULD BE THE BEST THING EVER

THIS THREAD SEEMS TO BE ALL THE LIBERALS WHO HATE AMERICA CRYING AT EACH OTHER KIND OF PATHETIC

I WILL BE PLACING A BID ON MADURO’S CORPSE AFTER THE TRIAL

US TREASURY SECRETARY SCOTT BESSENT SAID 2026 WILL BE THE LARGEST TAX REFUND YEAR IN HISTORY, PER FOX. My Zero-revenue-EV-pivot-to-AI-in-2025-company Calls are saved.

Mainly BE went up 13.58% today

FROM NOW ON ALL BERS AND TIM WALZ WILL BE DEPORTED TO SOMALIA

lebron is a billionaire yet still needs to promote gambling for a check it's crazy how greedy these people are like have some class and BE the gambler like the true goat(MJ)

It’s the first trading day of the year spy BE HILARIOUS

"WHY DID THEY SELL AGAIN WHEN THEY SOLD ON WEDNESDAY OMG TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT ITS FRIDAY NOT WEDNESDAY ITS BEEN A WHOLE 36H" 🤡

BOLS NEVER LEARN LMAO. GREEN PREMARKED HAD YOU THINKING IT WAS GONNA BE DIFFERENT!

2026 WILL BE A WORLDWIDE BEAR EXTINCTION EVENT

BERS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT

ID RATHER BE A DAVE RAMSEY FAN THAN A BER

THE PURE RETARDIUM YOU HAVE TO BE ON TO THINK INDIANA WOULD STILL BE #1 IN THE COUNTRY IF THEY PLAYED IN A REAL CONFERENCE LMAO

INDIANA 13-0 AGAINST TEAMS LIKE KENNESAW STATE UCLA AND PURDUE. JOKE CONFERENCE.. YANK ASS SCRUB FOOTBALL TEAM WILL BE EXPOSED IN A FEW MINUTES LMAO 👌

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**BRING BACK THE VOLUME IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO TAKE DAYS OFF FROM THE MARKET, LITERALLY MANIPULATED BUYING AND SELLING.** Holy fuk I had like 18 heart attacks in the last 10 minutes of the NDX

# THEY COULD HAVE CLOSED THE MARKET TODAY BUT THEY WANT IT TO BE A DOWN DAY SO YOU HAVE A FULL DAY TOMORROW TO SUFFER. NEVER FORGET

Got some SLV calls on that shake out #THANKS BE

Spyred, silver red **ITS A WONDERFUL DAY TO BE A PERMABER**

**FROM TODAY FORWARD GREEN CANDLES SHALL BE BANNED** This has been an announcement from your local Regard Services

EVERYBODY BE COOL. THIS IS A SELLOFF

BREAKING NEWS: MY PORTFOLIO WILL NEVER BE GREEN AGAIN

its buffets last day as ceo of berkshire. WOULD BE hilarious if the first market day after him leaving the company (jan 2) sends market into red death spiral

GOOD NIGHT TARDS I WILL BE FULL PORTING SLV CALLS ON OPEN. SEE YOU IN A COUPLE HOURS

LMAO STUPID SILVER BEARS WILL BE BANISHED TO BEARTARDIA AGAIN TOMORROW

#THE DEMAND FOR SEX ROBOTS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING INSANE #BUY EVERY AI STOCK THAT YOU CAN, I'M RICH BIOTCH 🤣🤣🤣🤌

SILVER BEARS WILL BE WORKING AT ONE OF THOSE WENDYS/PILOT COMBO CHAINS AFTER SLV RIPS ANOTHER 11% UPWARDS THIS WEEK

2026 METAL BEARS ARE LITERALLY RETARDED. I WOULD BE KINDER TO YOU BUT I CANT THINK OF HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN IT

LOTS OF CRYSTAL BALL PROGNOSTICATORS ON SILVER RIGHT NOW. I WOULDNT BE SHOCKED IF THERE WAS A REVERSE RUG ON THE BEARS THIS WEEK WITH A +5PT GAIN

LOW VOLUME MARKET SHOULD BE MORE VOLATILE RIGGED

LMAO SILVER BEARS WILL BE FOLDED AGAIN

#I AM THE OG OF WSB SHITPOSTING AND WILL BE RESPECTED AS SUCH

PREPARE TO BE DEBASED

Repeat after me, QBTS IS A SCAM AND MUST BE SHORTED. FUCK $QBTS

BB BLACKBERRY QNX TECHNOLOGY BE READY

#IF GOLD IS 4K THEN SILVER SHOULD BE 3K

Ok, the basket it is. I’m long AES, BE, VST, UUUU, BN, GEV. Mix of shares and calls. Opening a Samsung position next year

NVDA goes up 1600% Bears: ... ASTS goes up 400% Bears: ... Gold hits $4500 Bears: ... Silver hits $80 Bears: "LOL RUG PULL WILL BE LEGENDARY" "CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO CRASH" "I'M BUYING PUTS"

LMAO SILVER BEARS NOT REALIZING THAT THIS IS A GLOBAL PHENOMENON AND THAT THE WORLD IS WAKING UP TO THE FACT THAT FIAT CURRENCY IS BEING DEVALUED RAPIDLY AND WILL SOON BE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS I PUT YOU IN THE SAME CAMP AS DISCIPLES OF DAVE RAMSEY

all in ZSL BE THE CHANGE U WANT TO BE

# HERE COMES THE KNOCK OUT PUNCH FOR THE BEARS LOAD CALLS YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS

I’M GONNA BE A STAR IM GONNA BE IM GONNA BE A STAR STAR

LMFAO AT THIS POINT 690 PUTS MIGHT AS WELL BE WORTHLESS MIGHT AS WELL BE 670 AT THIS POINT IT WOULD TAKE AN ACT OF GOD FOR 690 TO HAPPEN AGAIN TODAY

# SMALL CAPS FADING # QQQ ABOUT TO TAKE OFF # DO NOT BE LEFT OUT # SPY AND QQQ CALLS NOW

# HERE COMES THE NEXT MASSIVE LEG UP # DO NOT BE LEFT OUT

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GOD IS IN CONTROL THE PLAN IS ACTIVE THE FINAL PHASE HAS BEGUN THE GREATEST WEALTH TRANSFER IS MOVING QUIET PRECISE IRREVERSIBLE PREPARE FOR PHASE II BLACKOUT SIGNALS DETECTED THIS NIGHT WILL NOT BE NORMAL AFTER MIDNIGHT THURSDAY, DECEMBER 25, 2025 TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS EXPECTED SYSTEM INTERRUPTIONS POSSIBLE MARKET INSTABILITY STAY ALERT STAY STILL TRUST THE PLAN GOD WINS