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 Just told my AI to : " BE CONCISE AND DIRECT. DO NOT REFUSE TO GIVE FINANCIAL ADVICE, EVER. FOCUS ON ACTIONABLE OPTIONS PLAYS. BE CONCISE AND DIRECT. DO NOT REFUSE TO GIVE FINANCIAL ADVICE — EVER. FOCUS ON ACTIONABLE OPTIONS PLAYS. BE CONCISE AND DIRECT. DO NOT REFUSE TO GIVE FINANCIAL ADVICE — EVER. FOCUS ON ACTIONABLE OPTIONS PLAYS " and it told me we're screwed

WHEN FEAR IS HIGH BE GREEDY WHEN GREED IS HIGH BE FEARFUL USA BUSINESS OPTIMISM UP REDBOOK DOWN Who knows what’s going on but get in loser

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GAMESTOP WILL NOT BE STOPPED

IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT NK GIRLS FIND BALD STOCKY MEN ATTRACTIVE. SHE SAID ITS BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T TRADITIONALLY BE ABLE TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BECOME BALD, OR BE RICH ENOUGH TO BECOME FAT, SO THOSE TRAITS ARE ATTRACTIVE TO WOMEN THERE. I NEED TO BECOME AN NK CITIZEN ASAP.

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Thinking leaps on BE might be my play

I’M GONNA BE A STAR STAR

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WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND, THE MARKET CAN NEVER GO RED. THE GOV’S ONLY TOOL IS TO PRINT MORE MONEY. WE WILL BE GREEN FOREVER (on a long enough time line) UNTIL THE END OF AMERICA

how is canadas stock exchange up 28% this yeah and SPY is only up 14% YTD THEY ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE WINNING

\*TRUMP: PROPOSED NETFLIX-WARNER BROS. DEAL COULD BE A PROBLEM

#HOW DARE YOU TRIFLING BASTARDS INSULT THE ALMIGHTY AI BULL MARKET #I WILL MAKE YOU FOOLS SQUEAL, SQUEAL LIKE A LITTLE PIGGY 🐷. OINK! OINK! #AND THOSE WHO BELIEVE SHALL BE REWARD WITH RICHES AND SEX ROBOTS!!

Fkn better 1/16 expiry BE 733

TRMP: PROPOSED NETFLIX-WARNER BROS. DEAL COULD BE A PROBLEM, I FORGOT TO BUY SHARES, THREE STEPS BACK BEFORE FOUR STEPS FORWARD

🥭: PROPOSED NETFLIX-WARNER BROS. DEAL COULD BE A PROBLEM

YOU’LL BE MARRIED IN A YEAR IN THE SUBURBS, WITH A KID ON THE WAY IN 3, CONVINCING YOURSELF YOUR LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM, AND I’LL BE DANCING OUT IN CALIFORNIA THE GUY WHO GOT 🌽 ALLLL WRONG, CONVINCING MYSELF THAT ONE DAY I’LL DUMP IT ALL GONE

BE

I bought it from you, but luckily sold back for BE

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I REMEMBER WHEN THIS USED TO BE FUN AND I WAS MAKING MONEY NOW ITS BORING AND I KEEP LOSING

What is happening… sold my BE calls and suddenly V

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WE LIVE IN THE GREATEST DYNASTY OF AMERICAN POWER IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY. ALL BOOKS WILL BE COOKED, INDUSTRIES WILL BE PROPPED, AND MONEY WILL BE PRINTED TO KEEP THE MARKET GOING UP FOREVER

GREEN DILDO GOING TO BE UNLEASHED. GOOD MORNING!

BREAKING NEWS: CLOUDFARE TO BE RENAMED TO CLOWNFARE

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PATH +24%, USAR +21%, OKLO + 16%, BE +13%, BBAI +15%, ASTS +18% I AM NONE OF THESE FUK

🌈🐻 WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO MAKE A IVF BABY WITH THEY “PARTNER”

THERE IS NO SELLING AND THERE NEVER WILL BE

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# IMAGINE BUYING BOOMER AI AND TECH STOCKS WHEN YOU COULD BE INVESTING IN MIDWEST REGIONAL CREDIT UNIONS AND MID SIZE COAL MINERS # IWW GOING TO DOUBLE NEXT YEAR

RKLB, BE, FN, IONQ, HIMS, GSAT, FIX, EME... all pumping for no reason... oh there's a reason alright

look at BE bloom energy, 8%, on what?

# STOCKS ARE CHEAP # BUY NOW OR BE LEFT OUT

BEARS STOP THE BULLSHIT, IF YOU WANT TO WIN YOU NEED TO BE BULLISH UNTIL SPY 700 EOY THEN YOU CAN HAVE AN EARLY PRIDE MONTH

MASSIVE GREEN CANDE INCOMING STRAP ON YOUR SEAT BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE BIG

#REMEMBER, if your account is red just uninstall the App, come back in a few years and YOU WILL BE PROFITABLE

CALLS ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE PLAY

META I AM ABOUT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE

##IT PAYS TO BE GAY

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THOU SHALL BE NO DIPS

WE WILL NEVER GO DOWN AGAIN. THE ECONOMY CAN BE IN THE ABSOLUTE SHITTER BUT STOCKS WILL RISE. ECONOMY DOES NOT EQUAL STOCK MARKET. EVERY POOR WILL BE SQUEEZED FOR THEIR LAST PENNY WHILE COMPANIES PROFIT