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THEY'RE STUCK IN PUTS THEY WONT SELL THEIR PUTS NOW BER CAN BE FUK

**JANE SAYS** 🎶ITS GONNA BE FLAT TODAY 🎶😎🪕

IF U CANT HANDLE THE WAVES, THEN DONT BE A SAYLOR 🚀🚀🚀🚀

BE baby BE

*BREAKING NEWS: JENSEN WILL BE SIGNING PUSSY LIPS INSTEAD OF TITS TO COMMENCE SANTA RALLY*

hey, that's my joke but I add emojis too WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆

Thanks to the $TE guy, my leaps finally went BE

And here we # GOOOOO # CALLS NOW OR YOU WILL BE LEFT OUT YET AGAIN

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🫲HUGS ALL AROUND, DONT BE SHY🫱

JEROME PUMPELL TONIGHT GONNA BE LIKE “HOW BOUT THAT MICHAEL SAYLOR GUY. WHAT A FUCKING LOSER THAT GUY IS!”

Anyone else to care to show/say how many trades they took today? I had two BE trades and One trade that went to my target. 🎯

TODAY WILL BE THE MOST HILARIOUS GREEN DAY IN RECENT HISTORY

BERS NOT TALKING ABOUT LOW VOLUME TODAY. THEY SHOULD BE CONCERNED IF YOU ASK ME

COPPER DONT BE A POOPER BE A COPPER

# IT ONLY TAKES ONE STOCK PER DAY TO KEEP THIS HOUSE OF CARDS TOGETHER # CALLS NOW OR BE LEFT OUT

# A DECEMBER TO REMEMBER # SPY 700 WITHIN 2 WEEKS # BUY NOW OR BE LEFT OUT

#BULLS, BE PREPARED FOR THE “DEAD CAT” & “HERE COMES THE RUG.”

WHAT WILL SPY BE AT TOMORROW????????

Venezuela has the worlds largest remaining oil reserves. ^^^MUST ^^^BE ^^^A ^^^^COINCIDENCE ^^^^^^RIGHT?

BER WILL BE FORECLOSING ON THEIR HOMES AFTER OPEN TOMORROW

LOTS OF LONG WINDED POST BY BEARS. I WILL BE FULL PORTING TQQQ AT 10AM AFTER THE BILL IS PASSED

WHAT WILL SPY BE TOMORROW?? I NEED A GENIE 🧞‍♀️ 🧞‍♀️

#NEWS FLASH: YOUR PUTS WILL BE WORTHLESS AT OPEN.

WONT EVEN HAVE TO LOOK AT FUTES TO KNOW TOMORROW WILL BE CATASTROPHIC TO ANYONE HOLDING PUTS

I, FOR ONE, WOULD NOT BE SHOCKED AT SPY 690 TOMORROW

WHEN WILL MICHAEL SAYLOR BE GOING TO PRISON AND WHY ISNT THERE A BET AVAILABLE ON POLYMARKET

BER THOUGHT MOST OBVIOUS GREEN DAY OF ALL TIME WOUKD BE RED

You guys I accidentally just took WOMEN'S multivitamins!! I SERIOUSLY CANNOT BE COMING DOWN WITH A PERIOD RIGHT NOW!! What is the antidote?? What if I take the whole bottle of men's multivitamins?? I think my beard is falling out!!

Meta 2020: "I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO SPEND 100 TRILLION DOLLARS AND HIRE THE MILITARY TO PHYSICALLY COERCE YOU INTO THE DEVICES, ALL OF YOU WILL BE PERSONALLY FORCED TO LIVE IN OUR METAVERSE MATRIX-WORLD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!! NOW OBEY!" Meta as of 15 seconds ago, for some unknown reason : "Whats wrong with everyone? Let's just all get in a big circle and hug!"

Did that with ATST space mobile. Got a 2000% gain off of it, forgot even buying it. Shit makes you feel smart, DO NOT BE FOOLED

THE SHORT SQUEEZE MONDAY ON SPY AND SLV WILL BE COMICAL

BEARS BE LIKE MARKET UP TOO MUCH I WILL PERFECTLY TIME THE MARKET IN THE MOST RIGGED MARKET WE HAVE EVER SEEN

Lemme put yall on $BE weeklies are a ~ +250% play almost daily

If you thought the mall was crazy on Black Friday Wait for the day when they start selling sex robots. #THAT SHIT IS GOING TO BE PACKED FUCK MANNNNNN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

THE FUNNIEST MIDDLE FINGER TO BEARS WILL BE THEM SHORTING GLD AND SLV AS BUYERS AND LONG TERM HOLDERS ANTICIPATE RATE CUTS. INDIA, CHINA, FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS BUYING IN DROVES AS SLV DRIVES TO $65/OZ

HOLY SHITE imagine is a immegrant attacked the CME data center cooling LMAOOOOOO BRO WOULD BE ALL OVER IT NOW WITH A SWAT TEAM

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IF FUTES MATTERED GOOGL WOULD BE RIPPIN RIGHT NOW 🤌

Energy stocks getting lift BE even PLUG pushing up almost 3% broke $2 resistance

IF YOU THINK TOMORROW IS GONNA BE RED AT LEAST WAIT TILL 6 TO BE WRONG

USING THE ZOHRAN MADMANI MODEL WE SHOULD DOWNVOTE ALL THE 1% COMMENTORS AND ALL BE GIVEN 99% TOP COMMENTOR BADGES. THANK YOU

GOD DO YALL NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS YES FUTES WILL BE UP AT 6 now shit post like regular fucking people

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My portfolio up 30k in shares on an etf in seven days MY 9TH GRADE TEACHER SAID ID BE A FAILURE HE WAS WRONG

HOLY FUCK YOURE GOOD, PLEASE BE TRUE

Road sign said: DON’T BE A TURKEY. PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN. It’s not a phone. It’s an iPad mini. And I’m trying to connect it to a Teams call on my infotainment system. **Welcome to The Future, hoe.**

BERS WILL BE LOOKING FOR RELIEF OVER THE WEEKEND. THEY WILL BE BETTING THE “UNDER” AS EVERY NFL GAME POSTS RECORD POINTS TOTALS

NEW ATH WILL BE POSTED FRIDAY