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YES YOU SHOULD DO THAT WILL BE HERE LAUGHING AT YOU

THE FINAL V WILL BE GLORIOUS

PENTAGON CONCLUDED ALIBABA, BAIDU AND BYD SHOULD BE ADDED TO A LIST OF COMPANIES THAT AID THE CHINESE MILITARY

THIS BEAR TRAP WILL BE THE 4TH AND MOST HILARIOUS BEAR TRAP OF THE DAY . GO BUY YOUR LITTLE PUTS!

THE FINAL MIDDLE FINGER TO THE BEARS BEFORE THANKSVIVING WILL BE THE MID DAY BEAR TRAP BEFORE WE POST ANOTHER .4% GAIN ON SPY

BEARS HATE AMERICA AND WILL BE MUTTERING SOMETHING ABOUT LOW VOLUME TOMORROW. 85 YEAR OLD WAR VET GRANDFATHER WILL BE LAUGHING IN THEIR FACE TALKING ABOUT HOW HAPPY HE IS WITH MARKET GAINS. THANK YOU

BER IN HERE GONNA BE LIKE “SHOULD I BUY PUTS RIGHT NOW” RIGHT BEFORE SPY DOUBLES ITS DAILY GAIN

**WE WILL BE AT 700 BY FRIDAY**

SPY 680 WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF A VERY PROLONGED BULL CYCLE. A PROVERBIAL “QUIET PIGGY” TO ALL THE DOOMSDAY BERS

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IMAGINE REGIS FILBIN’S WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE BUT ITS JUST A BUNCH OF RETARDS FROM REDDIT TRYING TO OUTTRADE EACHOTHER

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THE ROOMBA WAS A DECENT INVENTION BUT AI COULD BE BETTER

BEARS FINAL STAND WILL BE TOMORROW AS THEY ALL LOOK TO BUY THE MOST PREDICTABLE PUTS OF ALL TIME. MEANWHILE 75 YEAR OLDS WILL PUMP THE MARKETS LOOKING FOR AN ENTRY POINT BEFORE WE REACH ATH. GOOD DAY

OBVIOUS BEAR TRAP FORMING. DUE TO THE VOLUME, OR SOMETHING, BE CAREFUL BEARS

THE BEARS WILL BE PROVERBIALLY PEGGED BY MARKETS AND JENSEN WANG. SAME AS IT EVER WAS

DON’T BE A PANICAN - SUNDAR PICHAI

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COME ON APPLE BE NUMBER 1 CUM SOCK FOR THE WIN

THE \*UMP IS GOING TO BE THE BIGGLIEST EVER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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$META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS. Lol how is it fake. Avgo is up bc they make tpu

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$META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS

$META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS

$META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS Not this time kid

Going to crash everyone except itself lol $META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS

News $META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS

$META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS

I will say this again GOOGLE WILL BE FIRST IN MARKET CAP 2026

# GOOGL BREAKING OUT TO 320 RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK # DO NOT BE LEFT OUT

BE GOOGLE WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL

AI GENSIS AGREEMENT TO BE SIGNED WITH GOOGLE BEING USA LEADER IN AI.

THERE IS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF TRUYMP IS BESTIES AGAIN WITH CHINA INFLATION HAS BEEN STOPPED FOOD AND HOUSING IS AFFORDABLE AGAIN PEACE IS ALL OVER THE EARTH JUST BUY BABY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# GOOGL CLAPPING BACK # DO NOT BE LEFT OUT ON THIS +10% WEEK

PYPL SIMPLY WILL NOT BE DENIED A RED DAY.

DONT WORRY, WE WILL BE INCREASING OUR CHARITABLE DONATIONS. UNLIKE THE BEARS I BELIEVE IN AMERICA AND SUPPORT IT. THANK YOU

DUE TO THE UNRELENTING SHIT TALK OF BEARS AND THEIR HORRIBLE DOOM AND GLOOM NARRATIVES, BEAR THANKSGIVING IS CANCELLED. I WILL BE WATCHING CNBC TAKING ADDERALL DRINKING BLOODY MARYS WITH MY WIFE BUYING WORTHLESS TRIPLE LEVERAGED MEME STOCKS ON MY WAY TO RETIREMENT. THANK YOU

THE RUG PULL WILL BE HAPPENING.. ON BEAR BROKERAGE ACCOUNTS

RETIRING ON DUOLINGO STOCK WILL BE THE GREATEST AND FUNNIEST THING TO EVER HAPEN TO ME

BUT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SPEAK IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE

I WILL BE RETIRING ON DUOLINGO STOCK NEXT YEAR

BERS WILL BE GIGA CHADDED OUT OF EXISTENCE

THE ORANGE MAN IS SIGNING AN EXECUTIVE ORDER AT 4PM EST. LOOKS TO BE GENESIS MISSION. SHOULD SEND TECH STOCKS AND AI UP BEARS ANOOS 📈

LEAPS WILL BE CHEAP IF U REALLY BULL

#GOOGL WILL BE THE NEXT UPCOMING NVDA

I WILL BE AT MCDONALDS AT 6:30 AM (SHARP) TO COLLECT MY SAUSAGE MCGRIDDLE

I HAVE BEEN POSTING HERE 144X A DAY FOR 8 YEARS STRAIGHT. I TOLD MY PARENTS WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A 1% COMMENTER ON WSB. THEY LAUGHED AT ME, AND I SAID SOMETIMES PEOPLE TAKE A DIFFERENT PATH. I SUBSEQUENTLY STOP, REALIZING IT MAY HAVE NOT BEEN THE BEST USE OF MY TIME. I DIDNT MAKE IT, BUT HERES TO YOU, ONE PERCENT COMMENTORS!! CHEERS!!

1% COMMENTERS WILL BE GETTING PEGGED TONIGHT AND METAPHORICALLY PEGGED TOMORROW AT OPEN. JOKE WAS ON THEM ALL ALONG FOR WORSHIPPING SOME LOSER INCEL ON THE INTERNET NAMED “BEARHUNTER”