BE

*He is posturing knowing there's a deal so he looks strong AF and is the winner when in the end you know he's saving face.* **BUY CALLS THERE IS GOING TO BE A DEAL**

**CONGRESS IF YOU’RE LISTENING, IF YOU COULD FIND THOSE 30,000 ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT, THE MARKET WOULD BE VERY GRATEFUL**

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS ~~IN IRAN~~ MSFT WILL BE RED fify

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IN IRAN, MSFT WILL BE RED THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Prediction: No deal formed. Military is going to go all out in one final massive show of force. Mango will tweet “WAR IS OVER PRAISE BE TO ALLAH” right before market open tomorrow. 2% Green Day.

WHOLE CIVILIZATION WIPEOUT. ITS BAD NOW. MONGO - PRAISE BE TO ALLAH

PRAISE BE TO VIX!!!

>TRUMP: A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT, NEVER TO BE BROUGHT BACK AGAIN He means the US dollar

PRAISE BE ALLAH

> 🚨 TRUMP ON IRAN: A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT, NEVER TO BE BROUGHT BACK AGAIN. I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, BUT IT PROBABLY WILL.

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH

there's more on squawk now: RAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS SAY IF U.S. CROSSES RED LINES, THE RESPONSE WILL BE BEYOND THE REGION - STATEMENT

WTF IS OIL DOING JUST PICK A DIRECTION PRAISE BE ALLAH

4 days of worthless puts… TOMORROW WILL BE MY REDEMPTION!! Quadrupling my positions tm

bro getting so many passes others wouldnt get its fuking disgusting holy mother of PRAISE BE ALLAH

NO, I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE. YOULL BE IN THE CUCK CHAIR LIKE ALWAYS.

SCHD: GO UP TO 500 A SHARE YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU’LL BE LIVING IN HELL

THIS WAR IS AND WILL BE A DISTRACTION FROM WHATS REALLY HAPPENING IN THE MARKETS. DONT FUCKING TRADE HOPES RIGHT NOW.

>ENTIRE COUNTRY CAN BE TAKEN OUT IN ONE NIGHT, AND THAT NIGHT MIGHT BE TOMORROW NIGHT Oooooohhhh boy

How does any of this horseshit change anything at all about this fucking quagmire? Good god (sorry, **PRAISE BE TO ALLAH**), we are FUKT.

# PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

🚨 TRUMP: IRAN CAN BE TAKEN OUT IN ONE NIGHT, MIGHT BE TUESDAY NIGHT

# PRAISE BE TO ALLAH

CMON BRO WE AT WAR SPY SHOULD BE AT 500

PRAISE BE TO ALADDIN

THIS IS BORING AS FUCK JUST DUMP IT ALREADY AND BE DONE

DRAFTS OF A CONCEPT OF A POTENTIAL FRAMEWORK OF A POSSIBLE POTENTIAL DEAL MIGHT BE VERY LIKELY IN THE MAKING - THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

YEMENI ARMED FORCES SAY AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE MADE AT 10:40AM ET

WHY ISNT IT CRASHING. 🥭 IS SO SO SO STUPID THIS SHOULD BE CRASHING

STRAIGHT TO HELL. PRAISE BE TO ALLAH.

Another classic surprise Mango press release schedued as a stock market filibuster. DO NOT TRADE. YOU WILL BE THETA GRAPED AND YOUR ANUS WILL BE WIDENED SUBSTANTIALLY.

Stay up for another 30 min so I can get cheaper puts. Lol These dumbass algos will believe anything. WAR IS OVER. ALL TROOPS TO BE SENT HOME IMMEDIATELY AND OIL IS NOW FREE

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

Good morning PRAISE BE TO ALLAH ALLAHU AKBAR

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BREAKING NEWS : MELANIA WILL BE "ESCORTING" ALL THE SHIPS FROM WHORMUZ

THE STOCK MARKET HAS 48 HOURS TO BRING MY CALLS BACK FROM -99% OR THERE WILL BE ANOTHER DEADLINE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

“Intermediaries have informed Iran that further diplomatic talks are off the table. Odds for a ceasefire by April 7 have plummeted to 1%, down from 12% last week.” TALKS GOING WELL QUITE FRANKLY. PRAISE BE TO ALLAH YOU CRAZY FUCKIN BASTARDS

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

TUESDAY 8PM - STRAIT OF HORMUZ= TACO TUESDAY. BE THERE. LOL

PRASIE BE TO ALLAH

We're somehow opening up 1% tomotrow PRAISE BE TO ALLAH

I can’t believe after losing 30k on silver I am about to lose the rest of it in EXACTLY THE SAME WAY HOW THE FUCK CAN IT STILL BE GOING DOWN, IT HAS TO BE WORTH SOMETHING RIGHT? I HATE MYSELF

# WE CAN'T BE COMFORTABLE WITH OIL BEING THIS HIGH, RIGHT GUYS?

THIS IS GONNA BE THE ONE THIS TIME GUYS, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A BLACK MONDAY SINCE COVID!

BE GAY WHEN OTHERS ARE RETARDED

OPEN THE FUKIN’ CASINO, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS. PRAISE BE ALLAH

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH