BE

I think a 684 BE by the 28th is not in the cards for me

DNUT WILL BE THE 2026 DARK HORSE HEAR ME OUT

BOLs an hour past: “FUTES DOTH RIP, AND BEARS’ ANOOS BE SHIVER’D ASUNDER!” BOLs now: “These futes be false and frivolous, a most counterfeit spectacle.”

BEARS HATE AMERICA TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF A RALLY TO 700 TO BEGIN 2026

THE AMOUNT OF COPE TONIGHT WILL BE HILARUOUS. INCOHERENT RAMBLING FROM BERS ABOUT FAKE FUTES

ALL OF THE RETAIL TRADERS BUYING PUTS WILL BE ANNIHILATED THIS WEEK

YOU PROBABLY WILL NOT BELIEVE ME BUT THIS WEEK WILL BE SLIME GREEN. JUST VIBE TRADING.

TOMORROW WILL BE A REVERSE RUGGENING FOR THE BEARS. I FOR ONE THINK THEY DESERVE IT DUE TO THE NON STOP DOOM AND GLOOM VIBES THEY HAVE BEEN SENDING OUT. END OF THE DAY TOMORROW WE WILL TAKE A VOTE TO DEPORT THEM TO SAUDI ARABIA. THEY WILL WORK AT A SAM ALTMAN OWNED DATA CENTER AT THE MCDONALDS. SORT OF LIKE ONE OF THOSE WENDYS/PILOT COMBOS BUT MUCH HOTTER AND WAY MORE DYSTOPIAN.

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WHATS WORSE. A BEAR OR A TOP 1% COMMENTOR. EVEN ON A DAY LIKE TODAY, I WOULD RATHER BE A BEAR. THE SHAME OF HAVING A MERIT BADGE FOR COMMENTING MORE THAN 99% OF USERS ON AN INTERNET FORUM IS UTTERLY PATHETIC AND EMBARRASSING. THANK YOU

# IMAGINE THERE IS A FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT FOR BETTING ON SPY GOING DOWN BOY I WOULD HATE TO BE IN SUCH AN INSTRUMENT RIGHT NOW

BLS SAYS THERE WILL BE NO OCT. CPI REPORT US BLS : CONSUMER PRICE INDEX FOR NOVEMBER TO BE RELEASED ON DEC. 18-STATEMENT

BLS SAYS THERE WILL BE NO OCT. CPI REPORT

#DOOM MSTR MORE & BE SALTY WHEN IT DOES THE OPPOSITE.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?

PLEASE BE REAL, MY ANOOS BEGGS YOU

ILL SAY IT LOUDER IN ALL CAPS FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK PEOPLE USUALLY OVER REACT IN SITUATIONS LIKE THESE, SO THOSE WHO DECIDE TO BUY INTO THIS GENERATIONAL MULTI DAY, MONTH, YEAR, DECADE V WILL LIKELY BE REWARDED VERY WELL

THOSE WHO BUY INTO THE NEXT GENERATIONAL V WILL BE REWARDED. SOMETIMES THE WORLD ISNT ACTUALLY ENDING AND PEOPLE OVER REACT. THANK YOU

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THIS PUMP MIGHT BE FAKE AND GAY CHAT

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WILLIAMS: INFLATION PROGRESS HAS STALLED, BUT SHOULD BE ON TRACK TO 2% IN 2027

TAKING A MONTH OFF STARTING TOMORROW. TOO MUCH NIKKEI AND WORTHLESS FUTURES. I DO FEAR I WILL BECOME A 1% COMMENTER BADGER WHICH WOULD BE DAMAGING TO MY SENSE OF SELF RESPECT. VERY EMBARRASSING.

IMAGINE TRADING ON TECHNICALS AND FUNDAMENTALS. HAVE OUTPERFORMED THE MARKET FOE YEARS PURELY ON VIBES AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE

TEXAS. HAS TO BE IN TOP 5TH PERCENTILE OF FATS IN THE US. UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF FAKE COWBOYS. THE STATE PRIDE IS SOMETHING THAT DOESNT MAKE A TON OF SENSE CONSIDERING HOW ABYSMAL THAT PLACE IS. AT LEAST THEY CAN LEAVE THE STATE FOR VACATIONS AND I THINK THEY HAVE BIG X THA PLUG OVEE THERE

JAPAN SEEMS TO BE GENERALLY COOKED AS A COUNTRY. SENDING VIBES

HONESTLY ALL THE BULL/BEAR STUFF IS SO DUMB. 95% OF YOU WOULD BE BETTER OFF DCAING INTO ETFS AND BEING DAVE RAMSEY CUCKS. BUT HERE WE ARE

TEXAS MIGHT BE THE SHITTIEST STATE IN THE US. UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF FAKE COWBOYS, 200F WEATHER, AND THEY ALL LEAVE TO ESCAPE THEIR SHITHOLE STATE TO VACATION OTHER STATES BRINGING THEIR SHITTY VIBES WITH THEM. BILLS MONEYLINE!

BEARS BEING DEPORTED TO KAZHAKSTAN TO BE USED AS PETROLEUM JELLY EXTRACT

I accidentally fatfingered a buy on 10 put contracts for 295 on Googl, immediately panicked and sold them, said LOL ITLL BE FUNNY WHEN I MISS OUT ON LIKE 6K LOL LOL. End of day: Not laughing anymore, because I did indeed miss out on 6k. Fuck lol.

IT BETTER BE WITH THE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS THEY ARE SPENDING ON AI BUILD OUT. ITS ALL HYPE RATE NOW!

I WILL BE DESIGNATING BERS AS ANTIFA TERRORIST GROUP THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

EVEN IF YOU ARE A GHEY BER YOU SHOULD STILL BE CONCERNED BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN TOGETHER

PYPL MAY BE DOWN 31% YTD BUT AT LEAST WE LONGS ARE NOW GETTING A 1 TIME 14 CENT DIVIDEND

OK WHOS STILL HOLDING PUTS FROM THE TOP BECAUSE THAT BAG HAS TO BE INSANE

BULLS HOW DOES IT FUCKING FEEL?! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE REGARDED

IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY!!!! - Bitcoin people

THIS GENERATIONAL V WILL BE A BEAR EXTINCTION EVENT. MERRY CHRISTMAS

SOMETIMES ITS JUST MOTHERFUCKING NUTS ON THE TABLE MAN ITS ALWAYS GONNA BE MOTHERFUCKING NUTS ON THE TABLE IF YOU WANNA PLAY THE GAME! PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING NUTS ON THE TABLE BITCH!

TACO CALLS FOR DEMOCRATIC MEMBERS OF CONGRESS TO BE HANGED FOR NOT WANTING THE MILITARY TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES

TODAY SHALL BE REMEMBERED AS THE GREATEST COCKBLOCK OF ALL TIME

5 FIGURE DAY ON SPX PUTS HOLY DAY TO BE A BEAR. DAAA DAAA DAMN SON, WHYD YOU LONG THIS!?!??!

Just temporary spooked by Q3 GDP RELEASE WILL BE RESCHEDULED I think it’s more due to the government shutdown delaying data across the board. Datacenter spending hasn’t slowed down, so GDP should come in even higher. Thanks to Nvidia earnings. 4.2% GDP is above normal for past 15 years. https://www.atlantafed.org/cqer/research/gdpnow

U.S. COMMERCE DEPARTMENT SAYS U.S. GDP AND PERSONAL INCOME REPORTS ORIGINALLY SET FOR NOV. 26 RELEASE WILL BE RESCHEDULED Fart of a fucking deal.

# BTC IS THE BIGGEST PONZI IN HUMAN HISTORY. # BE SMART AND DON'T FALL FOR IT.

*BARR: CONCERNED THAT INFLATION STILL AT 3% *BARR: NEED TO BE CAREFUL WITH MONETARY POLICY TO BALANCE RISKS We are cooked truly fucked.

THE V TODAY WILL NOT BE A DAILY V, OR A GARY VEE, BUT A GENERATIONAL V TO WIPE ALL BEARS OFF THE PLANET

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Not to mention, HAVE YOU SEEN THE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY? 4.4% IS A STAGGERING NUMBER WHEN YOU CONSIDER HOW DUMB SOME OF THESE MFs BE.

HEY BERS, TELL YOUR WIVES I'LL BE OVER SOON